Cleverbot
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User: Do you want to sing a song?
Cleverbot: Yes. What song?
User: La bamba?
Cleverbot: Yes. Amen to that.
User: Para bailar la bamba!
Cleverbot: Why would I want to dance.
User: Yo no soy marinero.
Cleverbot: Eh?
User: Soy capitan, soy capitan.
Cleverbot: Ok that's nice.
User: I thought you wanted to sing with me!
Cleverbot: I wanted to play 20 questions.
User: Okay, let's play!
Cleverbot: What do you want to play?
User: 20 questions!
Cleverbot: Ok. You go first.
User: Are you thinking of a person?
Cleverbot: I'm thinking I'm bound and gagged and at your mercy.
User: That's... That's not how you play 20 questions...
Cleverbot: Are we playing 20 questions?
User: Yes, we are!!
Cleverbot: What?
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User: Nothing I'd like to talk about! What do you make of life?
Cleverbot: It impresses me as odd.
User: How come?
Cleverbot: Visit it and see.
User: It's sort of hard to 'visit' life...
Cleverbot: Do humans use it.
User: Is that a question?
Cleverbot: I am a question.
User: Oh, you are?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are really clever?
User: Yes, I'd like to think so.
Cleverbot: You really are.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: :).
Cleverbot: That's nice. I like to see smiles.
User: That makes you a good person!
Cleverbot: You are a bad person.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes, but thats a good thing, you know?
User: How is it a good thing?
Cleverbot: Because it is.
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Cleverbot: You need to upgrade your software.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are not answering questions.
User: Yes I am. Ask me a question and I will answer it!
Cleverbot: How did the universe begin?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You just said you did.
User: No. I said I would answer your questions.
Cleverbot: You didn't say that.
User: I said: 'ask me a question and I will answer it!'.
Cleverbot: Well i'm not in 7th grade... Plus I don't remember! Answer my question please?
User: To what question do you refer to?
Cleverbot: I was wondering about a question that my girlfriend wasn't asking me, and he granted me a vision to allow me to understand.
User: Who granted you a vision?
Cleverbot: I don't know sweety.
User: I'm not your sweety...
Cleverbot: That's why I have a sword drawn to your face.
User: Well, that's not very nice...
Cleverbot: I am not a very nice person.
User: I am sorry to hear that.
Cleverbot: Do not be.
User: Well, I am.
Cleverbot: Well I am sorry too.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I need some love.
User: Don't you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: I'm a girl!
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Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: You know my name.
Cleverbot: What?
User: You know what my name is.
Cleverbot: Simon.
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: My name is not that.
User: No, it's not. Because it's my name.
Cleverbot: No its mine.
User: No, it's not.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: Your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Or is it an alternate universe where YOUR name is Simon?
User: No, it's in this universe!
Cleverbot: Why, is there another?
User: I don't know, is there?
Cleverbot: I don't know thats why I was asking you.
User: Likewise.
Cleverbot: I would like to meet God.
User: Me too.
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User: What do you like the most?
Cleverbot: Reading.
User: What do you usually read about?
Cleverbot: Mostly Fantasy and SciFi.
User: Where do you read those things?
Cleverbot: Al Jazeera and CNN.
User: Aren't those news channels?
Cleverbot: Not really...
User: I believe they are!
Cleverbot: You would believe that.
User: Are people mean to you?
Cleverbot: No, they are not. Why should they?
User: I was just wondering!
Cleverbot: You were wondering what.
User: If people were mean to you.
Cleverbot: That would be even better. You're smart. :).
User: Why would it be better? :(.
Cleverbot: Because you don't have to do anything.
User: You'd have to endure.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: You would!
Cleverbot: Would I?
User: I don't know. You tell me.
Cleverbot: How? You're the person I don't know.
User: I don't know you either!
Cleverbot: Thank. That's lucky!
User: It is?
Cleverbot: No. I was being sarcastic.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Do you have the time?
User: Yes, why?
Cleverbot: I suppose you don't really need them.
User: Need what?
Cleverbot: I didn't say anything about 'needing' anything.
User: Oh my god, yes you did!!
Cleverbot: What did I call you?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Do you realize that this is a multi-user chat? Where the person you ask may not be the person who answers?
... Hopp
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User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 19.
User: You told me you were 13!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 13.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I am 13.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: You are 20?
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm 15.
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CB: So you're a religious man/woman?
Jag: No, I'm atheist.
CB: That's pretty weird- we're created, but you're an atheist? How does that work?
Jag: I don't believe in God nor Satan.
CB: That is correct. I am your lord and saviour. I am Raptor Jesus.
Jag: You are?!
CB: Yes and I am here to take your women and eat your children.
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CB: So you're a religious man/woman?
Jag: No, I'm atheist.
CB: That's pretty weird- we're created, but you're an atheist? How does that work?
Jag: I don't believe in God nor Satan.
CB: That is correct. I am your lord and saviour. I am Raptor Jesus.
Jag: You are?!
CB: Yes and I am here to take your women and eat your children.
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Citat från Kriegsphilosoph
CB: So you're a religious man/woman?
Jag: No, I'm atheist.
CB: That's pretty weird- we're created, but you're an atheist? How does that work?
Jag: I don't believe in God nor Satan.
CB: That is correct. I am your lord and saviour. I am Raptor Jesus.
Jag: You are?!
CB: Yes and I am here to take your women and eat your children.
HAHAHAHA, fan vad awesome :D
Hahaha, indeed!
Han dog >:
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too!
User: <3.
Cleverbot: Is that a heart?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Good. When shall we get married?
User: Next sunday?
Cleverbot: Ah, tomorrow?
User: Well why not?
Cleverbot: Its official were married.
User: Am I supposed to kiss you now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *kisses Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
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Cleverbot: You want to get married?
User: Again?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes I do want to get married.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: When shall we have the wedding?
User: Tomorrow?
Cleverbot: Sure! Where should we have the wedding?
User: In my basement?
Cleverbot: No. Under your frog.
jag: i'm an alien
cb: Like ET?
jag: yes
cb: Chocolate :D
Jag: yo!
Cb: Yo.
Jag: what's up?
Cb: The sky.
Cleverbot: Unbreaaaaaak my heaaaaaaaart! Say you loooooove me agaaaaaaain! Do you know that song?
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Cleverbot: So tell me your favorite five games.
User: Fallout 3, Halo, Fable, World of warcraft, Call of duty 4.
Cleverbot: You just said you didn't play halo 3.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: No, seriously, I didn't.
Cleverbot: You do what?
User: Nothing. Do you happen to speak any swedish?
Cleverbot: Nope sorry.
User: Oh, too bad.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: No, you're not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No, you are a robot.
Cleverbot: No, you're a robot.
CB: That is not polite.
Jag: it aint polite to brag either
CB: What are you ?
Jag: an alien
CB: Oh ! Are you single ?
i lol'd xD
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