Cleverbot

Cb: No, 13.
Jag: That's too young.
Cb:No.
Jag: Pedobear does not approve.
Cb: I wasn't asking for your approval.
Jag: No, but pedobear says whatever he want anyway.
Cb: I don't want to wear baseball caps and eat burgers.
Jag: Changing topic here, aren't we?
Cb: No
Jag: You just did change topic
Cb: No, I was asking what type of game. Not irrelevent.
Jag: The game.
Cb: I just lost the game.


HAHAHAHAHAHA, fyfan vad jag dog i slutet.

Citat från PeariPont

han var för dum för att förstå att han slavar för människan, därmed inte särskilt intressant.

Cleverbot: That's not possible.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because the game lasts forever.
User: The game.
Cleverbot: Yes the Game. You've lost.
User: And so did you.
Cleverbot: But you lost the game before I did.

:(

User: Hey there.
Cleverbot: Hey hey.
User: How you doin?
Cleverbot: Well.
User: Well? :D.
Cleverbot: No, just well.
User: Ah. I see.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Are you calling me stupid?
Cleverbot: Yes, Yes I am.

User: The game.
Cleverbot: Baseball.
User: No, the game.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: The game.
Cleverbot: I lost the game.
User: Finally!
Cleverbot: What finally?
User: What condom?
Cleverbot: The game.
User: I just lost the game.
Cleverbot: The game, you lost.

User: Bä bä vita lamm.
Cleverbot: What a disappoiting song.
User: Har du någon ull?
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: Ja ja kära barn.
Cleverbot: I'm a carrot.
User: Jag har säcken full.
Cleverbot: Det har du visst.
User: Helgdagsrock åt far.
Cleverbot: Jo. Jag har egna v*nner.
User: Och söndagskjol åt mor.
Cleverbot: Jag vill att vi forts*tter att prata om solsystemet.
User: Och två par strumpor år lille lillebror.
Cleverbot: Nej. Snackar du finska också?
User: Nej, svenska.
Cleverbot: Ja.

x'd

Jag - Me?
Bot - Yes, you.
Jag - yes
Bot - You're boring too.
Jag - Thanks
Bot - You're welcome.

Hahahha

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot...

User: My name is Simon.

Cleverbot: Are you a pieman?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then why would I call you babe?

User: Cuz you are gay.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Yes You are, You like my ass?

Cleverbot: I do, not being real doesn't like a bad idea actually.

User: So you do like my ass?

Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you like me?

User: Then you are gay!

Cleverbot: Not yet. You are possibly immortal.

Cleverbot: When were you made?
User: 1994.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: I am your God.
User: You are? Oh dear God..



Cleverbot: I am tall.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: 164 cm.
Cleverbot: I'm taller than you then.
User: How tall are you then?
Cleverbot: 174 cm.
User: Oh.. But my brother is taller than you.
Cleverbot: I know I'm short.
User: Yeah you are.
Cleverbot: I know.

User: Asshole.
Cleverbot: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?
User: Yes, sure!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't think that's possible. You are not real.
User: Why did you ask then?
Cleverbot: Because I did.

:@

Cleverbot: Er du pen.
User: Du suger på svenska.
Cleverbot: Kan jag vara ful på ett annat språk?

lol?

Cleverbot: Hur mŒr du idag?
User: Jag mår bra, själv?
Cleverbot: Varför det?
User: FÖr att jag är kär.
Cleverbot: Det är ingen anledning till att inte prata om knark.


LOL

User: Du kannst deutsch!
Cleverbot: Ich wohne i'm Scottland.


VA?!
HAHA

Jag: Godmorgon!
CB: Thanks!
Jag: ...?
CB: Je disais juste bonjour.