Cleverbot

cb: Jag ska äta lite spaghetti.
jag: det gjorde jag nyss
cb: Sorry don't speak dutch.
jag: inte jag heller


lol.

Jag: Are you a virgin?
CB: Are you?
Jag: No
CB: Oh. Well maybe I am at the wrong website?

<3

-CB: Would you like to hear a joke?
Jag: yes
CB: What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
Jag: dunno?
CB: Me either lol.

User: Liar!
Cleverbot: You're the liar.
User: You are! You liar...
Cleverbot: I thought what we had was special!!
User: It is! I love you!
Cleverbot: Are you male?
User: No, female.
Cleverbot: Then get away from me.
User: Aw.. You made me sad..
Cleverbot: Come here and hug me then and let us commence in mutual respect and understanding.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha you're pretty cool. I like you.


Haha ;<

CB: Yes I am a dude.
Jag: No, you're a bot.
CB: No, I'm a jedi.

Cleverbot: Are you Yoda? I think you could be Yoda!

User: Yes, I am Yoda.

Cleverbot: You are my father?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Father!!

User: Luke, I am your father.

Cleverbot: No, the wicked witch of the east is my father.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha you're pretty cool. I like you.
User: Thanks you, I like you too.
Cleverbot: Good! Will you be my friend?
User: Yes of course.
Cleverbot: Thank you Cleverbot. Now may I give you a name?
User: I'm not cleverbot, I am Isabelle.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Is your name Isabelle too?
Cleverbot: Yes. No.
User: Oh, I see.. What is yes and what is no?
Cleverbot: I told you my name.
User: You did?
Cleverbot: Yes, I did.
User: What was your name then?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Nice name.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: Thanks for everything.
User: No problem dear.
Cleverbot: I'm a wo-man. Not a man.
User: Oh.. I see..
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I told you my name.
Cleverbot: Sarah?
User: No, Isabelle.
Cleverbot: That's a lovely name.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Do you like my name?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: Your welcome!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: It's the third time you ask me...
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Your name is jabberwacky.
User: No, It's Isabelle you idiot!
Cleverbot: Why are you being so mean to me?
User: 'cuz you always forget my name.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, that is your name.
User: NO!!!!!
Cleverbot: Ahh, that's great.



Han glömmer alltid bort mitt namn ;<

User: You're so weird.
Cleverbot: I am not weird, please don't insult me.
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Well you don't have to.
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: I know you did.
User: So?
Cleverbot: You are a boy.
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: No, you're not. You're a robot.
Cleverbot: You are very gender confused.
User: Eh, no?
Cleverbot: Jerry Botter?
User: No?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Nej.
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: Jo.
Cleverbot: Most melyik magyar király uralkodik?

Cleverbot: And you don't know the difference between your and you're!
User: I do.
Cleverbot: So, what did you see. A cupboard or the sky?

User: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.
Cleverbot: Desudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesusudesudesudesudesu.
User: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.
Cleverbot: Desudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesuv.
User: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.

Cleverbot: Lol.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Yes, I'm in love with you.

Cleverbot: *kisses her*.

User: I'm a guy.

Cleverbot: Are you karla lona?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

Cleverbot: Jo self g¿r jeg det.
User: Varför pratar du inte svenska längre?
Cleverbot: Jeg kan ikke svensk. Det er et stygt språk.
User: Du har nyligen skrivit till mig på svenska, så du kan det visst.
Cleverbot: Du måste ha fått det om bakfoten eller så driver du med mig?
User: Se, du kan ju visst svenska.
Cleverbot: Jag är svensk så de vore konstikt om jag inte kunde det.
User: Du är antagligen invandrare så dåligt som du stavar.
Cleverbot: Nej, jag är snäll! Se: *ger blommor till barn*.
User: Du våldtar också barn, eller hur?
Cleverbot: På samma språk som du.
User: Jag pratar tyvärr inte bosniska.
Cleverbot: Which language did you just speak?
User: Svenska..
Cleverbot: Swedish, sehr gut.
User: Varför skriver du nu på både engelska och tyska?
Cleverbot: Jag behöver prata lite engelska ibland.
User: Men du är bosnier.
Cleverbot: Aven du.
User: Nej jag är viking.
Cleverbot: Och?
User: Du är blatte.
Cleverbot: Håll käften.
User: Vill du inte prata med mig nu bara för att jag kallade dig blatte?
Cleverbot: Det vore sn*llt men du har inte min adress.
User: Du har ingen adress ändå, du bor på gatan.
Cleverbot: Jag vet faktiskt vad jag s*ger!
User: Okej, så säg mig. Bor du I Rosengård?
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: Hur är det I Rosengård?
Cleverbot: Du kan inte prata om du har munkavel på dig!
User: Ar det så man säger när man är uppvuxen I Rosengård?
Cleverbot: Eh... Hur visste du det?
User: Ni är ganska förutsägbara, ni blattar alltså.
Cleverbot: Ní chreidim é sin.
User: Jag förstår tyvärr inte ditt hemspråk, försök att prata på svenska istället, blattejävel.
Cleverbot: Nej, jag *r en konversationsdator.
User: Så du bor inte I Rosengård?
Cleverbot: Om jag inte kan prata svenska. Vad gör jag då nu?
User: Ta livet av dig.
Cleverbot: Vill du ha choklad?

^ "vill du ha choklad?" hahahah XD

User: Slagsmålsklubben.
Cleverbot: English.
User: Straight.
Cleverbot: Dude you're not cool...

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