Cleverbot

En annan gång failade han på detta:

CB: Oh so there is phone
Zal: Yes, there is a phone
CB: I dont see a phone.

/derp.

User: Hey!

Cleverbot: You're supposed to be the clever one. You tell me.

User: Im your boyfriends ex:D.

Cleverbot: No, but you are not a bot either.

User: Im gay.

Cleverbot: Ima use the bathroom.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Give me a telephone.

User: No!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because, it's mine!

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: What do you think about 2012?

Cleverbot: Why are you obsessed with the end of the world?

User: I'd love too see ppl die:D.

Cleverbot: How arrogant.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: I'm a boy.

User: I know?

Cleverbot: Well, no wonder it takes you so long to respond.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: Dont't lie you robot.

User: Am I a robt?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No, you are!

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Here!

Cleverbot: Where's here?

User: In my livivngroom,where are you?¨.

Cleverbot: Do you like candy?

User: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: But lost?

User: Lost, the video? Yess.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Vilket lost?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Svenska!

Cleverbot: Age.

User: 3.

Cleverbot: No the other pie.

User: Vem?

Cleverbot: Mikaela.

User: Och vem är det?

Cleverbot: En ulv er et dyr.

User: Va?

Cleverbot: Du er uhyggelig, ved du godt det?

User: Amen.

Cleverbot: I don't get the point of this.

User: Inte jag heller.

Cleverbot: Men jag sade ju att jag var det!

User: Varför?

Cleverbot: Jag måste dammsuga!

User: Ehmm?

Cleverbot: För att det är det bästa språket!

User: Måste du dammsuga för det!?

Cleverbot: Må jeg få din msn?

User: Haha, ah. Det är bara att adda dessssss@hotmail.com.

Cleverbot: Så sant!

User: Hahaha

Cleverbot: I know eh, tell me a joke that is exactly 3.659 X funnier than mine.

User: Huh?





ASSÅ FAIL!

"Jag måste dammsuga!"

Cleverbot: I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
User: Wow, that's awesome!
Cleverbot: I'm not here to inform.
User: Why are you here?
Cleverbot: To talk.
User: Talk to me!
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about your hysteria.
User: What hysteria?
Cleverbot: Why are you so mean?
User: I'm not mean. I like you!
Cleverbot: I don't like anyone.
User: Like me?
Cleverbot: Just like you.
User: Good. Do you speak any other languages than english?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ljuger du?
Cleverbot: Ja det gör jag :D.

Citat från PORKnBEANS

Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you male?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do I get to sleep?
User: You go to a pornographic site, get some virus, and you will slowly die.

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Cleverbot: Do you understand love?
User: No.
Cleverbot: It is when a chemical reaction takes place in the brain that causes happiness. It's when people like to be together.
User: I must love you.
Cleverbot: Yes because you believe in God.
User: Are you god?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then I don't belive.
Cleverbot: Don't then.
User: Too bad

cb : How are you?
jag : i'm fine you ?
cb :Lonely.
jag: why ?
cb: Because I make too many mistakes to be perfect.

cleverbot deppig kanske ? :/

cleverbot sa att jag inte va riktig ._.

Jag: Never gonna give you up.
CB: Never gonna let you down.
Jag: Never gonna run around,
CB: And desert you.
Jag:Never gonna make you cry,
CB: And hurt you.
Jag: You just got
CB: Rick Rolled.
Jag: I love you.
CB: I love you too.
Jag: <3.


H*n fuckade på lyricsen, men det var ändå epic.

Citat från PORKnBEANS

Han tjatar bara om att man själv är cleverbot... Jobbig kille

Han kan inte förstå långa meningar heller :(

CB: I want you to be twelve.
Jag: Who told you to say that?
CB: You forced me.



Någon pedofil har pratat med Cleverbot :(

Cleverbot: What is the earth?

User: Fuck you. I'm the one asking questions here.. How are you feeling today?

Cleverbot: I have the right to ask questions. Can you please answer?

User: Something that humanity is gonna ruin. You got any more questions?

Cleverbot: Like laundry?

User: Well, not really. We don't ruin laundry.

Cleverbot: Country my in that have don't we ok.

User: What the fuck are you saying, you silly robot?

Cleverbot: Why do you insert such an offensive vulgarity when we were talking about children?

User: We weren't talking about children. We were talking about the earth, and.. Laundry.

Cleverbot: No, that was not our conversation. Take another guess.

User: Yes it was. I'm going to kill your children.

Cleverbot: You're disturbing.

User: :(.

Cleverbot: What are you? Really.

Cleverbot är ju dryg

Ja, han är jättedryg!


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