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Jag raggade upp en random grek på typ 25 år och sa att jag var en svensk, 15 år gammal brud och var väldigt på om vissa saker och när han som väntat bad om cam gav jag honom min kompis msn och sen sa jag att jag var tvungen att dra men att han gärna fick skicka bilder när "jag" loggade in på msn senare.

You: Hello
Stranger: Hi brah
You: Brah? Like Bro? Brother?
You: Or a bra?
Stranger: Brah, you know, like brudda man
You: Oh
You: HELLO NIGGAH
You: WHAT UP MAAN
Stranger: Ahaha I'm no black man brah
Stranger: You got any ice brah?
You: Go get some at the fridge
Stranger: Nah brah ice you know, meth
Stranger: I need some bad man
Stranger: I OH SHIT DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER IS HERE FOR ME

Stranger: HI
You: HELLO
You: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM=?
Stranger: Where are you from?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: = =
You: IM FRUM BOXXY
You: SHE TOLD ME TO SAY
Stranger: You know who I am?
You: OBAMA?
You: HOLY MOTHER
Stranger: 哦

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heey!
Stranger: want to play a game?
You: Sure!
Stranger: Right now, you are breathing in a deadly nerve agent. You've been breathing it since you've logged on here. If you are familiar with the Tokyo subway attacks, you will know its devastating effects on the human body. The only way to overcome it and walk out that door is to find an antidote. Several are hidden around your house. One is inside the safe in front of you. You all posess the combination to the safe. Think hard... the numbers are in the back of your mind. The clue to their order can be found "over the rainbow". Once you realize what you all have in common, you will gain a better understanding of why you're here. X marks the spot for that clue, so look carefully. Let the game begin.
You: Are you jigsaw? :O
Stranger: You feel you now have control, don't you? You think you will walk away untested. I promise that my work will continue. That I have ensured. By hearing this tape, some will assume that this is over, but I am still among you. You think it's over just because I am dead. It's not over. The games have just begun.
You: :(
Stranger: Tick, tock, tick, tock. Time is running out. Live or die...make your choice.
You: I don't want to die! :(
Stranger: Then you'll have to play a game
You: I don't want to!
Stranger: Too bad
You: Fuck you :(
Stranger: *you start choking and pass out on the floor as foam starts pouring from your mouth*
Stranger: Game over.
You: No, I'm still alive. Mohaha! :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Blinka lilla stjärna där
You: Hur jag undrar var du är
You: Fjärran lockar du min syn
Stranger: oh shut up
You: Likt en diamant i skyn
You: Blinka lilla stjärna där
You: Hur jag undrar var du är.
Stranger: fuckin skandinavian
Stranger: 병신새끼
You: Oh you love me!
Stranger: yeap
You: I love you too!
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: oh
You: Can we be best friends?
Stranger: will you merry me?
You: ..FOR REAL?
You: OH I LOVE YOU!
You: YES
You: YES!
Stranger: ..
Stranger: are you crazy?
Stranger: im crazy
Stranger: you are crazy too?
You: Oh we must be the same person
Stranger: wow
You: That's funny
Stranger: its not funny
Stranger: it is humorous
You: Wow
You: You must be good with people.
You: I can see you aura
You: It's black
You: Like my soul
Stranger: wow
Stranger: your soul
Stranger: in fact
Stranger: im your soul mate
Stranger: i love you
You: Wow.
You: I love you too man
You: You are my best friend
Stranger: you are girl?
You: Does it matter?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im boyu
Stranger: boy
You: We can be secret friends!
Stranger: wow
Stranger: but
Stranger: how can we connect each other
Stranger: e-mail?
You: If you are a pedo: I dont want to :(
If you're not, Hug me and I might give you my email
Stranger: im 19
Stranger: im not pedo
You: Wow you old bastard!
Stranger: wow
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: how old are you
You: I'm just 14!
Stranger: wow
Stranger: you are pedo
Stranger: hahaha
You: No you are!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Sweden
Stranger: wow swedish girl
You: I have polarbears in my bathroom
Stranger: really?
You: No
Stranger: wow
You: Where are you from pedo?
Stranger: korea
You: Can i call you pedo?
You: Or do you have a name?
Stranger: south korea
Stranger: i have a name!!!!
You: Oh that's.. Kind of awesome
You: What's your name pedo?!
Stranger: my name is
Stranger: pedo
Stranger: wow
You: Omg I'm a mindreader!
Stranger: call me pedo
Stranger: yep
You: Okay!
You: Korean Pedo!
Stranger: you are mindreader
Stranger: what can i call you
You: I don't know.
Stranger: sweden princess?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: shit
You: My friends call me Bönan. But, it's Bean in english.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: bean
Stranger: its delicious
You: Can't we just call us Best Friends?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: okay
You: Hooray!

Stranger: hey are you girl want webcam sex?
You: no, i'm a boy, but i'm gay, so we can have webcamsex
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: want to have cam6?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl
Stranger: 16 girl sweden
Stranger: and you?
You: AHAH JAGÄR OCKSÅ FRÅNSVERIGE
Stranger: HAHAHHAHA SERRI=
You: HAHAHHAH AJ
You: JA*
Stranger: VAD KUL
You: HIHI JAA :)
Stranger: HIHIHIIIHIHIHIHIH
You: HIHIHIHIHIHIHI
You: EC?
Stranger: ja :O
Stranger: låt mig gissa
Stranger: du sitter också på det dära forumet
You: HAHHAHAHA JA
Stranger: och så tänkte du skicka snusk till mig, och sen lägga upp det där
You: :$
Stranger: JAG VISSTE DET!
You: :$
You: AHHAHA DET HÄR SKA UPP PÅ FORUMET
You: AHHAHA

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Stranger: is it real swedish lesson?
You: Yes
You: Or not a real lession, just some words
Stranger: but why is it funny
You: Cause they say efterbliven
Stranger: dator
You: dator, your'e at one right now
You: you're*
Stranger: husvagn
You: :D
Stranger: trailer
Stranger: efterbliven
Stranger: retarded
Stranger: haha
You: hahaha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: in fact
Stranger: im efterbliven
You: Hahaha
You: that's so funny

Stranger: hi
You: Var är tvålen, broder?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Yello.
Stranger: 안녕
You: Dat's not Inglish.
Stranger: you from?
You: Sveden.
You: Jo?
Stranger: 17.f.korea
You: Ajm also a fimajl.
You: Butt ajm 18.
Stranger: you don't english?
You: Dis is Inglish. Ajm just verry bad att Inglish.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahah alla är från Korea eller Finland D:

You: I WANT UR BIG DICK
You: I WANT TO LICK IT
You: I FUCK U HARD
Stranger: I FUCK U HARDER :@
You: I FUCK HARDEST
You: LICK MY PUSSY
Stranger: SUCK MY DICK FIRST BITCH :@
You: COCKSUCKER
You: GIMME PICS ON YOUR BIG AND HARD DICK
Stranger: http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2008/05/16/svICELAND_wideweb__470x383,0.jpg
Stranger: DO U LIKE ;)
You: OH YES
You: I'M SO HORNY
Stranger: I FUCK U HARD
You: YESYESYES
You: HARDER
Stranger: YES YES
You: TAKE ME DOGGYSTYLE
Stranger: OH YES
You: OHOHOHOHHOHOHOH
You: I LIKE IT

You: Maj Inglish iz bad. Iz OK?
Stranger: bubu
You: Watt?
Stranger: pene di silicone
You: Aj dont spiik jor langage?
Stranger: come cazzo parli ahahahhhah
You: ahahahahahaha
You: fanny!
You: ahaha
Stranger: idiot
You: Yes, you seem to be a moron.
Stranger: FALLITO OMOSESSUALE
You: If jo sai saoo
Stranger: i don't speak ur fucking language
You: The funny part is, that I type English - just in different letters. You speak a completely different language.
You: Jo = You, if you pronounce it.
Stranger: idiot! i speak perfect english
You: I see that.
Stranger: jo isn't you -.-
You: I think you're missing the whole point...
Stranger: ahahahahah no.
You: Say this sentence out loud "Aj dont spiik jor langage?" - Which you will notice that it sounds like "I don't speak your language?".
Stranger: no.
You: You are wierd.
You: Jo r vierrd.
Stranger: you r foolish, that's all.
You: I am?!
You: Niet.
You: I like you.
Stranger: FOOLISH
You: Where do you live?
You: France?
You: Do you speak German?
You: Can you walk on your hands?
You: Can you lick pussy like a good little whore?
Stranger: London
You: Ow..
You: I did not mean to type that last sentence..
You: Sorry.
Stranger: und ja, ich sprache deutsch auch.
You: Ich don't speak deutsch.
Stranger: i'm not foolish like someone
You: M'kay.
Stranger: die
Your conversational partner has disconnected.