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Citat från KARL
skicka www.nobrain.dk istället, hahahah då får dom inte ner den heller
tror du nån e så dum att dom går in på en sida som heter nobrain -_-
Stranger: ok my genitalia is so large
Stranger: i promise ican make you happy
You: oooh, okay, that sounds great!
Stranger: yes it is your honour to have sex with me
Stranger: phone number?
You: Hey
Stranger: stranger is typing...
You: You is typing..
You: :(
Stranger: stranger is typing...
Stranger: hi
Stranger: I GOT THE BLUES
Stranger: I GOT THE BLUES IN MY COCK
You: I CAST RANK 4 AIDS
Stranger: POOLS CLOSED?
You: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
Stranger: CRITICAL HIT
Stranger: you has fainted.
You: HERPES COME BACK
You: I CHOOSE YOU HIV
You: *battle theme*
Stranger: GO CLYHMIDIa
Stranger: use yeast powder
Stranger: HIV has become infected
You: HIV uses cure!
You: IT MISSES
Stranger: HIV is hurt by yeast.
You: It's not very effective
Stranger: CLYHMIDIA USES HEADBUTT
Stranger: its super effective!
You: HIV uses spread!
Stranger: HIV has spread
Stranger: CLYHMIDIA HAS FAINTED
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fala portugues ?
You: fala svenska
You: köttbulle köttulle
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: LOLOLOL
Stranger: asl pls
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Citat från MasterB8
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fala portugues ?
You: fala svenska
You: köttbulle köttulle
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
HAHAHAHA HAGDAGHADHADHAHAHHAHAHA
You: Hi
Stranger: nigger
You: WHITE MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: oh good
You: IM FUCKIN YOUR MOM
Stranger: oh
You: HELL YEAH
Stranger: you were calling me white
You: AND YO SISTA
Stranger: alrighty
Stranger: cool
Stranger: you must suck cause I don't hear shit from her room
You: YO MAMA
You: MOTHA FUCKA
Citat från IGAFUCKINGNWY
You: Hi
Stranger: nigger
You: WHITE MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: oh good
You: IM FUCKIN YOUR MOM
Stranger: oh
You: HELL YEAH
Stranger: you were calling me white
You: AND YO SISTA
Stranger: alrighty
Stranger: cool
Stranger: you must suck cause I don't hear shit from her room
You: YO MAMA
You: MOTHA FUCKA
You fail :(
då ska du säga att hon har kuken i munnen eller något, därför hör han inte något :(
Jag hitta en av mina kompisar där xD As skumt.
Han bor i London, har träffat honom en gång till och med :P
Just nu skickar vi grejer till varandra från posten, för han älskar Sverige och jag älskar London <:
awesome sida
Stranger: Hey cutie, nice pic..not the best at initiating but it would be nice if you msged me on my yaho!oid: LiaLuvzLollys
You: wait what pic?
You: Mannen
Stranger: What
You: Yeah that's right
You: write it
You: Do it
You: DOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Stranger: Why
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
You: CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ IT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD NIGGAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: Well tell me first why
Stranger: no it's not
Stranger: what does it mean
You: IT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAANSSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD NIIIIIIIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: chill
You: SO DO IT
Stranger: I don't believe in Gods or whatnot
Stranger: so no
Stranger: or good
You: IM NOT TALKING ABOUT GOD YOU ASS-FACE
Stranger: I can't tell with your obscene spelling
You: IM TALKING ABOUT BEING GOOD NIGGAH
Stranger: also I am not black
You: HOW COME YOU THINK NIGGAH IS BLACK?
Stranger: culture
You: YOU CAN BE A WHITE NIGGAH TOO
You: NIGGAH
Stranger: you must be one
You: I AM
You: ONE
You: FINE
Stranger: well good for you
You: WHITE
You: NIGGAH
Stranger: okay now that's getting old
You: you're old
You: lol
Stranger: I am
You: x-thousands of years?
Stranger: almost
You: ok, thought so
You: you must be Gandalf
You: or his excessor
Stranger: not as cool as Gandalf
Stranger: I am afraid
Stranger: but soon to be 20
You: nah, that would be hard
Stranger: and that's pretty old
You: not as old as Gandalf
Stranger: I am working on that
Stranger: in fact right now
You: Pft, good luck man
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: females live longer
Stranger: they say
You: No, since Gandalf is male, men live longer
You: Proof!
Stranger: but he isn't technically a normal human being
Stranger: flawed!
You: But he's male
You: And that's what matters.
Stranger: sure
Stranger: I am assuming that you are male
You: No way, I'm technically no human being
Stranger: are you an Alien?
You: You know, some of us have achieved such state of mind, that we live above the normal human life-style
Stranger: How do you do that?
You: I compare myself to the humans. And my conclusion was what I wrote up there.
Stranger: so you are sort of delusional?
Stranger: interesting
You: No, I'm sort of excellent
Stranger: :)
Stranger: they aresimliar
You: The closest thing to perfection, with one flaw
Stranger: what is that?
Stranger: mortality?
You: One of my toes is 2inches
You: are*
You: or is?
You: hm
Stranger: is
Stranger: well that's a insignificant flaw
Stranger: good for you
You: Thanks.
Stranger: I never took time to measure my toes
Stranger: but.. is it better to have bigger toes?
You: I think so to be honest, since you get more balance, and more grip.
Stranger: hmm I will check it out later
Stranger: but yeah now I am going to measure my toes
Stranger: sometime later
You: Okey, nice. Come back when you know
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you won't be here then
You: No, that's true
Stranger: I will tell some other stranger
Stranger: about my toe size
You: Well, that won't be all bad, since I did it with you :)
Stranger: but it won't be the same
You: Oh no, he/she won't know what you're talking about
Stranger: well they can deal with it
Stranger: or just disconnect
You: Hahah, yeah.
Stranger: I had no idea what you were talking about earlier
You: About what?
Stranger: when you spazzed
Stranger: about niggas
You: Ah, that must have been my dog
Stranger: I was fairly amused though
Stranger: tell your dog thanks
Stranger: for amusing me
You: Okey, I will
Stranger: so you don't die?
Stranger: how did you accomplish that? I have a hard time accepting my own mortality
Stranger: so if you have any secrets you should share with me
Stranger: or be super quiet
Stranger: that's cool too
Stranger: bye sir!
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a fucking bunny
You: u are? : OO
Stranger: YES I AM
You: that's cool, man !
Stranger: whattefack are u
You: ima a fucking frog !
Stranger: haha i hope a horny one
You: u hope? :D
Stranger: yes =]
You: but,
You: a frog and a bunny? D:
Stranger: yeah that would be pretty amazing having sex
You: yeah D:
You: but
You: u know what?
You: i don't feel like having sex D:
You: disconnected !! :D
Stranger: hahaha
You disconnected.
Stranger: This conversation is being recorded for safety and training purposes, thank you for your cooperation
You: Hi
You: Thank you!
Stranger: what?
You: Stranger: This conversation is being recorded for safety and training purposes, thank you for your cooperation
You: Thank you!
Stranger: what's that?
You: You wrote it
Stranger: o_O
Stranger: no I didn't
You: Yes you did
You: Said you di
You: d
Stranger: well I didn't
You: Hm, who did then?
Stranger: I dunno
Stranger: you?
You: No. It wasn't me
Stranger: when did it come up?
You: Right when this conversation started
Stranger: I don't see it o_O
You: Hmpf. Wierd
You: Well, since it's recorded, I guess we can't talk about drugs and sex
Stranger: you talk about that stuff? O_o
You: Nope
You: But my point was that we can't
Stranger: shouldn't bother you then
You: Well, I want my liberty
You: Freedom of speach
You: and all that
Stranger: what's the point when you don't really need it?
You: Well I do need my freedom of speach, right?
You: Otherwise I won't have my rights as a human being, or am I wrong?
Stranger: but you said since this convo is being recorded we can't talk about drugs and sex. Then you also said you don't talk about that stuff anyway, so what's the point in complaining?
You: What's the point of preserving your rights, you ask?
You: Well, if you can't figure that out yourself, then this conversation is over.
Never heard of something that stupid.
Stranger: yeah you're a real moron
Stranger: Maya?
You: Yes?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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