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Alla jag får är sjukt tråkiga :<
Citat från looselips
Stranger: the game
You: what game?
Stranger: you just lost it
HAHAHAHAHHAH wtf?
I LOST THE GAME! FUUU!!
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/The_game
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OMG
Stranger: OMG
You: O.O
Stranger: O_O
You: I CANT BELIEVE IT
Stranger: I CANT BELIEVE IT EITHER
You: I MEAN, I DIDNT THINK IT WAS FOR REAL
You: !!!!!!
Stranger: YEAH SERIOUSLY
Stranger: I THOUGHT IT WAS FAKE
You: ME TO!!!!
Stranger: DUDE SERIOUSLY OMG
You: I'VE NEVER BEEN SO SURPRISED IN MY LIFE
You: IM LIKE O____O
Stranger: DUDE NOT EVEN IM LIKE
Stranger: O__________________________O
You: OOOMMGGG
Stranger: THIS IS THE WEIRDEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
Stranger: OMGKLAJDKLASJDKL
You: HELL YES O.O
You: ITS LIKE WOW IS ALL YOU CAN SAY
Stranger: SERIOUSLY
Stranger: I CANT EVEN SAY WOW
Stranger: IM LIKE
Stranger: SPEECHLESS
You: YEAH!!! ITS LIKE OMG
You: well.... the moments over
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: what was so surprising?
Jag får bara prata med brazilianer eller galna Harry Potter-fans
Stranger: DONT SAY HI !!
You: YO
Stranger: YEAP !
You: EAH
Stranger: THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER MAN !
Stranger: U ROCK !
You: I KNOW
You: !
Stranger: YES !
You: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: WE ROCKS :D
You: OFC :D
Stranger: NO , U DONT ROCK ANYMORE D:
You: U NEVER ROCKED D:
Stranger: SHIT THIS IS BAD ! D:
You: THIS FUCKING SUCKS DUDE! D:
Stranger: IM NOT A DUDE !
Stranger: D:
You: WHATEVER YOU ARE D:
Stranger: I ROCK ! D:
You: YOU ARE A ROCK D:
Stranger: SO , IS THIS MY PROBLEM ?
Stranger: IM A ROCK ?
Stranger: SO
Stranger: IM A ROCK !!
You: YEAH
You: A LITTLE ROCK
You: DDD:
Stranger: A LITTLE ? LITTLE ?
You: TINY
Stranger: TINY ?
Stranger: I ROCK MAN !
Stranger: U DONT ROCK !
You: I ROCK AND ALWAYS DID
Stranger: DO U WANNA ROCK WITH ME ?
Stranger: SO
Stranger: WE ROCKS !
You: YEAH
Stranger: YEAP
Stranger: SO , WHERE R U FROM ?
You: SWEDEN
You: YOU?
Stranger: SHIT !
Stranger: U DONT ROCK ANYMORE MAN
Stranger: BRAZIL
You: I ALWAYS ROCKED
You: BRAZIL IS WAY OUT MAN
Stranger: BUT U DONT ROCK ANYMORE
Stranger: IM NOT A MAN D:
You: I DONT GIVE A FUCK
You: YOURE A ROCK
Stranger: U NEVER ROCKED !
You: I ROCK
Stranger: U WONT ROCKED
Stranger: NEVER
You: IM ALREADY ROCKING
Stranger: NO U DONT !
You: I DO TOO
You: YOU FUCKING ROCK
Stranger: NO
Stranger: IM ROCK ROCK !
You: YEAH YOU ARE
You: FACE THE FACT
Stranger: UUUUUU FUCKING ROCK !
You: YEAH I KNOW I ROCK!
Stranger: U R FROM SEEDEWN
Stranger: LIKE.. W T F ?
Stranger: DO , U DONT ROCK !
Stranger: NOT ANYMORE D:
You: YEAH EVERYONE IN SWEDEN ROCKS
You: NOBODY CAN ROCK IN BRAZIL
You: BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ARE ROCKS
You: DDDDDDDDD:
Stranger: ON BRAZIL
Stranger: EVERYBODY ROCKS !
You: NO U CANT
Stranger: YES WE CANT
Stranger: MAN
Stranger: HW OLD R U ?
You: OLDER THAN YOU YOU FUCKING ROCK
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I HAVE 15 =D
You: FU
You: D:
Stranger: u really r from sweden ?
You: yeah?
Stranger: so
Stranger: i think u r from brazil
You: why?
Stranger: u r nice
Stranger: averybody here r
You: HAHA NO, sorry dude, know what...You guys are just rocks ;D
You: BYE :D <3
Patetiskt xD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: hello
You: jag är en svensk flicka på sjutton år som bor i linköping :D
You: and you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: I NEED A HUG. MY HUSBAND REPLACED ME WITH A MOOSE :'(
Jag får inga roliga D:
Verkar roligt.
Får testa imorgon. :o
..idag blir det iofs..
Stranger: 23 m kuk
hahah :D han skrev feel xD
jag är trött D:
You: Hi
Stranger: heyy
You: u rock!
Stranger: i think your hot
Stranger: are you a girl or boy?
You: i have a pussy
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: ive got a cat too
Stranger: !!!
Stranger: whats yours named?
You: great, can i cuddle with your cat? :)
Stranger: no
You: mine's called Berta
You: why not?
Stranger: what does it look like?
Stranger: yeah
You: let's se .. um, Berta is shaved
You: and she's pretty
You: pretty in pink
Stranger: ohh well my cat is a boy and he has long black hair
Stranger: and green eyes
You: great, i didn't know pussys had eyes :(
Stranger: umm how do you talk to yours then
Stranger: i make eye contact
Stranger: i like to encourage him to do fun things
You: i touch it, with two or three fingers
You: and stick em in to the love hole
Stranger: my cat doesnt have one of those
Stranger: but your cat sounds sexy
Stranger: meowwww
Stranger: we should let our cats play sometime
Stranger: ;)
You: ofc
Stranger: i dk what that means
You: of course
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: gotcha
Stranger: so what does your cat like to do?
You: my pussy likes dicks :)
Stranger: THE STORE??
Stranger: omg
You: no, the bodypart
Stranger: my cat came from there
You: penis, dick, cock my pussy loves em all!
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well my cat doesnt
You: well, do your pussy like other pussys then?
Stranger: no my cat just plays with his brother
You: incest, i kinda like that ;)
You: so your pussys brother, is he maybe fritzl? :(
Stranger: what?
You: i asked if you and your brother have sex?
You: with each other. ;)
Stranger: i dont have a brother
Stranger: my cat has a brother
You: but i'm talking bout pussys ;) the one the guy puts his penis in!
You: so you're not a lesbian then?
Stranger: no
Stranger: but my cat is
You: awzum, i'm going to rape that cat´s pussy!
You: with my fingers meow
Stranger: well then tats not really rape then
You: okey, if i take my big ass dildo then? and kill it after
You: i can put custard i your cats butt and watch it run to it's death!
You: MOHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA
You: well then tata!
<3
Stranger: are u a hot girl
You: Hi!
You: Ohyes
Stranger: good
Stranger: big boobs?
You: Yes
Stranger: better
Stranger: how big can ur pussy stretch
You: Big enough
Stranger: so i know if my dik can go in
Stranger: my cock is 22 cm
You: Okey.
Stranger: u can suck it
You: Sure
Stranger: do u have anypics of urself so i know ur hot
Stranger: or not
You: Yeah, lots of them. But not on this computer though
You: But i can assure you that i'm hot
Stranger: goo
Stranger: d
You: Yup
Stranger: do u have msn
You: Doesn't work..
Stranger: kk
Stranger: is there anyway ic an see u
You: hm... i don't think so
Stranger: do u want 2 have sex with me
You: Ohyeah
Stranger: nice
Stranger: what do u want 2 do with me
You: I want to fuck you hard
Stranger: m2
Stranger: bad luck that u dont have any pics
You: Yeah, I know :/
Stranger: say bye bitch
HAHA lol
Citat från chainsaw_charlie
Citat från unicornsaregay
lol
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Stranger: hi, im chopper....im looking for ruger !!!
You: GET TO THE CHOPPER!!! GRAAAAHH
Stranger: are u ruger ?
You: im terminator
You: are u elivator
Stranger: dont be stupid
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