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You: hi
Stranger: omg
You: rick rolled :D
Stranger: how did u do that?!?!?
You: i saw it on a website :x
Stranger: it's cool


Var bara tvungen att ta och testa den där rick :x H*n tyckte visst bara att det var coolt :D

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Stranger: where are u from?
Stranger: ein kleine bisschen
You: Sorry, man, i don't understand german : //
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Jag gillar att mobbas :$

Stranger: My Penis Is Harder Then A Prostetic Leg.
You: Awesome!
Stranger: 8======D
You: It looks like that?
You: Gtfo, you mutant!

Haha, gr8t!!!
sitter och pratar med en snubbe
från ryssland :cc
han vill ha sex med mig ;D
TSSS HAHAHHAHA

Jag hade världens mest random snack med en sjukt rolig person, och när vi hade som roligast så disconnecta han mej :( jag blev lessen :(

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Jag fick en turk som ville vara min giude när jag kommer till turkiet O:

Citat från Hauii

Jag är ju inte så jätteseriös.

You: hi
Stranger: hi!
i fucked ur mother and she sucked my dick
i am sorry
Stranger: but you must be happy
Stranger: because everybody fuck ur mother's ass
You: yeah, i fucked your dad so its okay
Stranger: asl?
You: 17, m, uk. u?
Stranger: i am person which fuck ur mother
Stranger: and i am 35
Stranger: i am male
Stranger: and i live in uk
Stranger: whats ur adrreess
You: oh, she found some young meat. im glad for her.
Stranger: i wanna fuck ur mother one more time
Stranger: whats ur adress
You: call her then.
Stranger: it will be 122. times
Stranger: your mother is bitch bitch bitch
Stranger: and you are bitch bitch bitch
You: yeah i am. does it turn you on?
Stranger: have u got a girlfriend ?
if you have a gf , i wanna fuck her
Stranger: because she is bitch too
You: no, im gay
You: so thats why i fucked your dad
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>:

HAHAHAHAH.. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL OMG EHEHEHEHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHOHOHOHIHIHIH
nämen
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH........ küvl^ stinacakes

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Stranger: Uhh
Stranger: Hi
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Stranger: there

WTF?

Stranger: hey
You: OI!
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:(

You: hey
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 16 f sweden
You: u?
Stranger: 15 male spain ^^
Stranger: what up?
You: nothing, just listening to music
You: where in spain do you live? :D
Stranger: madrid
Stranger: : P
You: quieres hablar español? :D
Stranger: hablas español? O.o
You: sí señor!
Stranger: jejeje
You: jaja

sen fortsatte resten på spanska så jag tänkte det är nog ingen idé att posta här. men han var skitgullig! jag fick hans msn och jag la till han på spanska versionen av facebook och han är supersöt hihi :D

Stranger: if its a girl add Niklas_skog90@live.se ill see you on msn :D
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HAHAHAHAHA

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You: hey
Stranger: BOOBS!!
You: ive got two
Stranger: really.?
You: yup
Stranger: i don't have any
You: too bad
You: they are great
Stranger: are they.?
Stranger: lets hear some benefits of having boobs.
You: you get free stuff from guys if you squeeze them together
Stranger: haha
You: and you look good in bikini
You: also they produce ilk ;D
You: milk*
Stranger: true
Stranger: haha
Stranger: funny
You: also true
Stranger: the bigger the better right.
You: big is good
Stranger: >.<
Stranger: im gonna guess yours!
You: what do you think is best? big or small?
Stranger: inbetween is my favorite
Stranger: now i guess your bra size
Stranger: hmmmm
You: haha
Stranger: im gonna rule out b cup
Stranger: and a cup
You: wrong, c cup
You: now ill guess yours ;D
You: you have.......
You: b cup?
Stranger: i was gonna be right!!!
Stranger: yep how did you know.?
You: im very good at guessing ^^