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:<

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You: Hey
Stranger: Hi
You: Where do you come from?
Stranger: My mom :)
You: Makes sense
Stranger: It does, doesn't it?
You: Yeah, guess so, unless you were cloned in some wierd UFO spacebase
Stranger: What if I was?
Stranger: or rather
Stranger: my mom was
You: Meh, that only makes you 50% UFO, that aint as cool as a total clone.
Stranger: I'm more awesome than one anyway
Stranger: what tells you my dad wasn't a clone as well?
You: Nothing, that could also be the case, but would that make you a clone aswell?
You: 'cause your not cloned in a cloningmachine then, i mean
Stranger: What tells you that we're the clones and all the people you always think are "regular" aren't the real clones?
You: Well, i think i'm "regular" and that would also make me a clone, right?
Stranger: maybe i'm regular and you're the clone?
Stranger: what makes you think you're not a machine?
You: Maybe
Stranger: have you intentionally harmed a human bieng physically?
You: I bleed, and I can break bones
Stranger: exoskeleton
You: true
Stranger: and artificial blood
Stranger: have you intentionally harmed a human bieng physically?
You: Or it's all just like in Matrix
You: Yes I have.
You: So what?
Stranger: okay then you're a rebellious machine
Stranger: because you don't follow the laws of robotic
You: Well, we can't know for sure that i'm a robot yet.
You: Coud be a cyborg, tho.
You: Mechanical brain.
Stranger: that can be the case, yeah
Stranger: does that make your penis/vagina made of metal to?
Stranger: too*
You: Nah, as far as i know i'm covered completley in skin
Stranger: nice
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: some people would like that
Stranger: me for instance
You: Well, a metaldick would suck.
Stranger: i'm a hermafrodite
You: Awesome!
You: WAAAAAY AWESOME, actually
Stranger: you don't know how awesome it is to put your own dick inside your own vagine
Stranger: vagina*
You: You got both penis and vagina?
Stranger: yes
You: A total hermafrodite, with completley functional bodyfunctions is pretty reare
You: rare*
Stranger: i'm pretty rare
Stranger: told you i might be a clone
You: Does that mean you knock yourself up?
Stranger: i havn't tried that
Stranger: always used protection
You: Damn, that must suck, to have to protect yourself against yourself
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: sometimes i even rape myself
You: You have split personalities aswell?
Stranger: nah
You: Well, then it's not possible to rape yourself
Stranger: of course it is
Stranger: i just put my penis inside my vagina as i scream for help
Stranger: and hit myself in the face
You: But you're still in for it, 'cause it's you that put you're own dick inside yourself
Stranger: but... if someone puts my weener into the bread while i'm dead... does that make me a necrophile?
Stranger: or if i make some kind of device to do that for me so that it's my intentions and not someone else's?
You: No, that makes the other dude/girl a nocrophile
You: Yeah, then i guess you're the nocrophile
Stranger: Awesome!
You: Since you're the one who thought of it.
Stranger: i guess so
You: But, if you're dead at the moment you can't be aware of what's happening
You: Then you can't have a sexuallity
Stranger: of course i can
Stranger: i have made the device
Stranger: and it's impossible to destroy iy
Stranger: it
Stranger: so then i'm a future necrophile while still being alive
You: But, you thinking about that on forehand, does'nt that make you a necrophile at the moment aswell?
Stranger: i think it would
Stranger: but hey
Stranger: would you think it would be an interesting experience
Stranger: to put your penis into my vagina at the same time as you wank me off?
You: Hell no
Stranger: aaw
Stranger: why not?
Stranger: that wouldn't make you gay
Stranger: i look like a woman
Stranger: just ahve a penis too
You: Well that im jerking of a dick aswell
You: That's the gay part
Stranger: well it's the dick of a woman
You: You sure it's not just a dudes vagina?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: 'cause i loook like a pretty girl and not a dude
You: How can you be sure?
You: Well, some parts of you is a dude
Stranger: one part
Stranger: and my muscular arms
You: You got balls?
Stranger: gotta be able to produce sperms
You: So, that's a yes?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you might want to put them in your mouht
Stranger: ?
Stranger: mouth*
You: Nah, thats just disgusting
Stranger: nah
Stranger: teabag
You: Like I said, disgusting.
You: Getting teabagged must suck.
Stranger: i've never tried
Stranger: can't reach my penis
Stranger: nor my balls
You: But, how does the balls work with your vagina
Stranger: they're underneath
You: Does your balls hang from your vagina?
Stranger: underneath my vagina
You: Then where's your clit?
Stranger: inside my vagina
Stranger: it's not like it's 2 parts
You: Well, since the clit on a dude would be pretty much where the balls is
Stranger: not neccesarily
You: well, in most cases
You: Then you must have a very small pussy
Stranger: i do
You: Then it makes sense
Stranger: yeah
You: Does that mean you have a womb and all that aswell?
Stranger: don't think so anyway
You: Well, why use protection while doin' yourself then?
Stranger: i might still have one
Stranger: i have no idea
Stranger: alrgiht this is starting to become boring
Stranger: xD
You: Go to the doctor and check it out then! :D
Stranger: thanks for playing along xD
You: Haha
Stranger: was fun
You: Always i for a laugh or 2 ^^
You: in*
Stranger: haha yeah
Stranger: have a nice day
You: You too.
Stranger: byebye
You: PEACE
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DET sjukaste samtalet jag haft med någon någonsin :>

Stranger: Hey horny 21 year old male here
Stranger: wanna cyber
You: I'm a 59 year old dude here, fat and have honeysauce dripping on my 5" cock. Wanna taste?
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Stranger: DO YOU THINK OBAMA IS A NIGGER
You: No. Obama is a crackerboy.
You: Ur a nigger :(

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Jag disconnectar om dom inte har ec, hahahah.

Citat från Becci

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You: ec?
Stranger: My stomach is killing me.
Stranger: EC?
You: why?
You: YES
Stranger: Extra Crappy?
You: lol
You: no
Stranger: Extremely Crappy?
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Stranger: hi
You: hello ^^
Stranger: are you my princess?
You: Ofc I am ;O who did you expect? Your mom?
Stranger: my honey babe!!
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Mmppff ... det här roade mig inte för fem öre :C

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Stranger: hiii
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: knock knock
You: who's there?
Stranger: disco
You: disco who?
Stranger: disconnect
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Fail.

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Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Guy or girl?
You: hi
You: girl
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Guy
You: nice (y)
Stranger: Asl?
Stranger: Lol cuz it's cool talking to girls
Stranger: You know
Stranger: Asl?
Stranger: 15 m Texas
You: okey :)
Stranger: Lol
You: lol what? xD
Stranger: Oh ok
Stranger: You rant going to tell me
Stranger: Arny
Stranger: Dang it! Arnt!
Stranger: Stupid I touch
Stranger: Age?
You: 15 :)
Stranger: Cool
You: and you?
Stranger: Me too
You: haha nice ;D
Stranger: Lol yeah I guess =P
Stranger: B day?
Stranger: When is it?
You: why is that interesting? xD
Stranger: LOL I wan to see of I'm older
Stranger: If
You: november 13th..
Stranger: Woo!!
Stranger: Awwsw darn it!!
Stranger: Your older XD
Stranger: Febuary 27 here 1994
You: okay..... i'm 14.. D: x'D
Stranger: Haha wait what??? I'm all confused now lol
You: i said i was 15, but im not.. yet xD
Stranger: Oh haha woo then I am older!!!
Stranger: Woot woot!
Stranger: =P
Stranger: What's up?
You: haha, not much at all xD i'm bored... ._.
Stranger: LOL I'm tired!!!
Stranger: I think I pulled an allnighter
Stranger: Good morning
Stranger: *kisses cheek* =D
You: haha :D
Stranger: Do you have a bf?
Stranger: *pokes*
Stranger: You there lol
You: haha, i'm here xD
Stranger: Haha woo
You: and yes, i have a boyfriend :)
Stranger: Cool!
Stranger: I'm all loner then
You: aaw, poor you... :(
Stranger: What's wierd is that everyone I've talked to had a bf
Stranger: =<
You: but wait... where did you said you lived?
Stranger: Texas
Stranger: You?
You: sweden... xD


Haha, detta va ju kul! :D

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: first i have sex with all my friends
You: so... do you wanna have sex ?
Stranger: boy or girl?
You: girl
Stranger: i like
Stranger: Yes you are very open
You: ofc
Stranger: ons?
You: yeah
Stranger: Do you like big things
You: oh YEAH!

sen så typ ville han inte mer : (

Stranger: What's your name?
Stranger: I want to make a poem
You: hahaha, okey... xD
Rebecca :)
Stranger: Woo! Hmmmm
Stranger: The r stands for respectfull the e stands for energetic
Stranger: The b stands for beautifull The other e stands for entertaining
Stranger: The c stands for cool and the other one stands for crazy =P
Stranger: And the last a stands for amazing
Stranger: Wow I suck =(
Stranger: And that's what I think your name means

Haha, aaw... :D <3

Stranger: I bet your eyes are as beautifull a a sunset at the beach or as beautifull as aurora

HAHAHA <3

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You: hi
Stranger: im 12 and what is this?
You: you talk to random people
Stranger: what is random people?
You: strangers
Stranger: oh, ok
Stranger: how can i do that?
You: you do now
Stranger: oh...
Stranger: my god, how old are you?
You: 16
Stranger: oh!
You: :D
Stranger: i dont want sex, please dont make me do it!
You: no no no
You: i dont want sex either
Stranger: hope youre not mad with me...
Stranger: im not ready yet
You: i know
You: thats good
You: you should wait
You: like atleast 3 years
Stranger: why?
You: cause youre too young
Stranger: ok
Stranger: are you a boy or a girl?
You: girl
Stranger: are you a stranger?
You: probably since you dont know me
You: but i could be your neighbour too
Stranger: my mom told me not to talk to stranger
Stranger: where are you from?
You: florida
Stranger: me too! maybe you are my neighbor!
Stranger: oh, i dont like my neighbour
You: why?
Stranger: he likes to see my mom naked in the shower

haha<3