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You: HIIIIIIIIIIIII
You: How old?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: 18
You: 40
Stranger: you
You: i hope u dont mind
You: f or m?
Stranger: nah nothing wrong wid 40
Stranger: m
You: good me to
Stranger: oh awesome
You: where areyou from?
Stranger: from the uk you?
You: irak
Stranger: omf kool
Stranger: been shot at b any one
You: yes three times
You: in dick :<
Stranger: wtf at ur dick?
You: yes
You: that was good <3
Stranger: O.o reli
You: yes
Stranger: well i guess thts koolthen

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You: Well, okay, but just so you know —
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)

You: IF YOU WERE QUEER

Stranger: OKEY
You: I'D STILL BE HERE,
Stranger: but im not
You: GAy
Stranger: are you gay?
Stranger: okey
You: SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?
Stranger: do ya have guys in your bed? ... not okay
You: it is
Stranger: ur mom is
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You: TJING TJONG
Stranger: ZING ZONG
You: SING A SONG
Stranger: KING KONG
You: HAS A DING DONG
Stranger: BING BONG
You: SING A LONG
Stranger: WITH KING KONG
You: TJING TJONG WITH KING KONG HE IS SINGING A SONG
Stranger: AND HE'S HAVING A DING DONG
You: WITH HIS LITTLE SINGALONG
Stranger: WITH KING KONG'S BING BONG
You: KING KONG HAS A SMALL DING DONG
Stranger: BUT VERY BIG BING BONGS
You: THAT I HE SING SONGS
Stranger: KING KONG SINGS SONGS WITH HIS BIG BING BONGS
You: HE ONLY HAS ONE BING BONG
Stranger: THEN IT MUST BE EXTRA BIG BING BONG
You: A BIG BING BONG KIN KONG HAS
Stranger: AND HE IS SINGING SING ALONG WITH HIS BIG BING BONG
You: EVERYBODY LOVES HIS BINGBONG BECAUSE HE SINGS A SONG ABOUT HIS BIG DING DONG
Stranger: AND EVERYBODY IS JEALOUS ABOUT HIS SINGING BING BONG
You: EVERYBODY WANTS HIS BIG BING BONG
Stranger: WHICH CAN SING SONGS ABOUT KING KONG'S BIG DING DONG
You: I WANNA SING THAT KING KONG HAS A BIG DING DONG
Stranger: I WANNA SING KING KONG'S BIG BING BONG
You: ITS MY JOB TO SING THAT KING KONG HAS A BIG DING DONG
Stranger: CAN I SING ABOUT KING KONG'S EXTRA BIG BING BONG
You: NO I WANNA SING ABOUT HIS BIG DING DONG :@@@@
Stranger: SO GO AND SING A SONG ABOUT HIS BIG DING DONG, BUT I WANNA SING ABOUT HIS BIG BING BONG!
You: I ALREADY SING ABOUT HIS BIG DING DONG, ALL NIGHT LONG!
Stranger: WE CAN SING TOGEHTER ABOUT HIS DING DONG ALL NIGHT AND DAY LONG
You: NEJ NU ORKAR JAG INTE MER HAHAAHAHHA
Stranger: SVENSKA!
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA JA
Stranger: OH MY, DOES SWEDISH PEOPLE SING ABOUT DING DONG?
You: JA DITT CP
You: DING DONG ALL NIGHT LONG
You: HAHAHHA
You: VEM FAN ÄRU?!
Stranger: WHAT? I DON'¨T SPEAK SWEDISH
You: DET GÖR DU VISST!
You: CPCPCPCPCPPCPCP
Stranger: I'M FROM FINLAND SO I UNDERSTAND VERY LITTLE SWEDISH
You: TROR JAG INTE PÅ
Stranger: ASDFGHJKLÖÄ
You: HAAHHAHAHAHA
Stranger: BOWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
You: CPBARN
Stranger: SÄ OOT C8
You: VAAAA?
Stranger: HAA!
You: VA?!?!??!?!
You: CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCP
Stranger: C8 C8 C8 C8 C8 C8 C8
You: MEN VADÅ C8?!?!?!
Stranger: HAHA I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU C8
You: FUCK YOU
Stranger: OH NO HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH HORRIBLE THING TO ME
Stranger: I'M GOING TO CRY.
Stranger: BOOHOO.
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: WHAT IF I GO AND COMMIT A SUICIDE?
You: EMO
Stranger: KAWAII
You: AHHAHAHHA
Stranger: YOU JUST LAUGH AT ME
You: : D
Stranger: ARE YOU EMOTIONAL EMO
You: OFC I AM
You: HAHHAA
Stranger: YESH! I HAVE FOUND MY SOULMATE!
You: OFC YOU HAVE!
Stranger: WE SHOULD MEET AND CUT OUR WRISTS TOGETHER
Stranger: IT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY!
You: OFC BBY<33333333333333333333333
Stranger: AND WE CAN CUT EVERYTHING WE EVER WANT TO CUT
You: AMAGAD I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: OHMY I LOVE YOU TOO <3<33<3<3<3<3<3<3 !!!!!11
You: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Stranger: THIS IS SO CUTE, KAWAIII <3<3<3<3
You: KAWAII DESU~<3<3<3<3<3




jag är för trött för det här :c

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You: FITTA
Stranger: hiiiiiii im gay and i want you to know that before we start our awesome online love relationship affair... care to begin with age sex and live?
You: NEJ JAG ORKAR INTE
Stranger: youre not american are you?
You: men gissa ditt jävla cp!
Stranger: ok wow youre weird
You: POSS
Stranger: um ok if you are asking to be saved from some rapist that is keeping you in his basement, you will have to speak english
You: men det gör jag inte : D
Stranger: bye bye i love you 8====D~~~~~
You: HAHAHA IDIOT
Stranger: what language were you typing in?
You: SVENSKA
Stranger: iceland?\
You: NEJ
Stranger: swiss?
You: NEJ
You: SVENSKA SOM MAN GÖR I SVERIGE OKEJ?!?!?!?!
Stranger: norway?
You: NEJ
Stranger: hmm im lost
Stranger: you win
You: jag är bäst
Stranger: yes i am dumb
Stranger: bye bye
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Stranger: tits or gtfo
You: WTF
You: gtfo
Stranger: i was here first you gtfo
You: no i wasd
You: so burn in hell
You: i hate u¨
You: i gonne take suicide
Stranger: kk show pics
You: i cant
You: cuz then i am kind of dead :<
Stranger: well try.
Stranger: you can do it, i do it all the time
You: cool
You: so you are a zombie whore bby?
Stranger: sure for $10 im anything you want
You: you do?
You: can you buy me an elephant?
You: and fuck it?
Stranger: cover the costs, sure.
You: fuck :<
You: sucide
Stranger: plx film and post
You: i will
Stranger: kk link me

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Stranger: help i cant stop orgasming
You: STACKARE
Stranger: what???
You: KÅTA JÄVEL
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VAFAN

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Stranger: are u short?
You: 6ft2!
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You: hi
Stranger: horny?
You: sorry you arent radom
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You: hey
Stranger: hey whats your name
You: Rudolf Hess
You: yours?
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Stranger: SECRET CODE
You: UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS
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Stranger: hi
You: listen to your heart¨
Stranger: im listening
You: there is nothing els you can do
You: before you tell him goodbye
Stranger: huh? fucktard.
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You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: Wanna know a secret?
Stranger: ??
You: Rambo is God!
Stranger: i don't think so
You: He is, that's the only logical solution
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Stranger: you horny yet though?
You: No,
Stranger: well
Stranger: what turns you on?
You: Eh,
You: Arms.
You: Big flappy grandma-arms.
You: And unibrows.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: you are kinky as fuck
You: I want 'em fat too.
You: And really hairy asses.

..to be continues.

..continue.

Stranger: i'm masterbating to your words right now
You: Jo liek dat?!
You: YOU DIRTY FUCK!
You: YES
You: YEEES
Stranger: mmmmm
You: Feel it, feel it. Can you feel my fingers pressing up your lil' tight butthole? Ooohh.. ohhh.. yes.
Stranger: yes I can
Stranger: mmm
You: WANNA BE MY HORSE? I CAN RIDE YOU ALL DAY LONG!
You: Can you feel those celulites? Ooh.

..to be continued.