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You need a tank?;O
hahahah wtf ^
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You: are u that dude that shot my cat?!?!!?
You: YA FUCKTARD
You: I KILLL YA.
Stranger: yes, yes i am.
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You: soz dude i cant help that yoru fat.
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You: Hi
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: Thats right, I called you a fag
You: Right back at ya!
Stranger: What the fuck are you going to do?
Stranger: I'll tell you,: Nothing
You: Diconnect your ass, thats what.
Stranger: There is nothing you can do
You: Bitch
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Stranger: Hi, are you a girl with a cam? ;)
You: No, im two girls
You: with four cams!
You: BEAT THAT
Stranger: Lol xD
You: im serous
You: thiz is serioz bizniz
Stranger: msn?
You: idocamforyou@aids.com
Stranger: w0w!11!! xD
Stranger: LoL XD
Stranger: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Stranger: Knock Knock
You: whos there?
You: *dc*
Stranger: Disco
You: AHAHA I GET IT
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You: Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what’s been going on,
We know the game and we’re gonna play it.
Annnnnd if you ask me how I’m feeling,
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see…
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Give you up. give you up.
Give you up, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what’s been going on,
We know the game and we’re gonna play it.
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,
Gotta make you understand…
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Citat från Jimmy
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You: Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what’s been going on,
We know the game and we’re gonna play it.
Annnnnd if you ask me how I’m feeling,
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see…
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Give you up. give you up.
Give you up, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what’s been going on,
We know the game and we’re gonna play it.
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,
Gotta make you understand…
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Vafan, epic hivemind!
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You: We're no strangers to love
You: You know the rules and so do I
You: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
You: Gotta make you understand
You: Never gonna give you up
You: Never gonna let you down
Stranger: ok
You: Never gonna run around and desert you
You: Never gonna make you cry
You: Never gonna say goodbye
You: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You: We've known each other for so long
You: Your heart's been aching, but
You: You're too shy to say it
You: Inside we both know what's been going on
You: We know the game and we're gonna play it
You: And if you ask me how I'm feeling
You: Don't tell me you're too blind to see
You: Never gonna give you up
You: Never gonna let you down
You: Never gonna run around and desert you
You: Never gonna make you cry
You: Never gonna say goodbye
You: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You: Never gonna give you up
You: Never gonna let you down
You: Never gonna run around and desert you
You: Never gonna make you cry
You: Never gonna say goodbye
You: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You: (Oooooooh, Give you up)
Stranger: I don not understand what you say
You: (Oooooooh, Give you UP)
You: Never gonna give, never gonna give
You: (Give you up)
You: Never gonna give, never gonna give
You: (Give you up)
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Citat från Jimmy
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You: Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what’s been going on,
We know the game and we’re gonna play it.
Annnnnd if you ask me how I’m feeling,
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see…
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Give you up. give you up.
Give you up, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what’s been going on,
We know the game and we’re gonna play it.
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,
Gotta make you understand…
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
<3
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You: hello.......
Stranger: hey hey he y
You: KRUSTY THE CLOWN!!!!!!11
Stranger: OMG
You: ;D;D;D;D;D
Stranger: Krab burgers are better
Stranger: of what ever they are called
Stranger: *or
You: HAHA
You: You got a point :P
Stranger: yup! I wish they were real
Stranger: they sound amazing
You: Yeah, that would be great ;D
You: LETS MAK ONE ;D
Stranger: FUN
You: MAKE*
Stranger: lets do it!
You: YAY!!!!!
Stranger: WOOO!
You: So, what are we waiting for?
You: LETS DO IT!!!!111oneone
Stranger: okie dokie!
Stranger: what first?
You: Aww, i don't know..... krab?
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: I'm talking about the Sponge Bob burgers
You: I know
Stranger: no crab needed
You: but they're called crab burgers?
Stranger: yeah because the owner is a crab
You: Yeah it would be cannibalism if they had crab in the burgers
Stranger: yeah
You: So...what do we need?
Stranger: lettuce, tomato, meat
Stranger: cheese
Stranger: pickle
Stranger: and a special sauce
You: special sause?
Stranger: I think?
You: Yeah, but can you just go to the store and buy special sause?
Stranger: nope
You: So....how do we get this "special sause"?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: I'll go find out
Stranger: bye :D
You: bye
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faila på make först -.-'
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You: Brödrost
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You: Now this is the story all about how
You: My life got flipped, turned upside down
You: And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Stranger: fresh prince of bel-air
You: Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air
Stranger: love that song
You: love your mom.
You: In west philadelfia born and raised
You: On the playground where I spent most of my days
You: Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
You: And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
Stranger: wait, r u a guy?
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Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: WTS Epic brödrost, 10g
Stranger: ??
You: i saaid..
You: WTS epic brödrost, 10g
You: yes or no? :(
Stranger: no
You: fu
lol.
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