omegle

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You: We're no strangers to love
Stranger: hey
You: You know the rules and so do I
You: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
You: Gotta make you understand
You: Never gonna give you up
You: Never gonna let you down
You: Never gonna run around and desert you
You: Never gonna make you cry
Stranger: i just got rick roll'd
Stranger: kinda
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Stranger: hi
You: i dont like you...-.-
You: and YES i am a gold fish
You: and what do you think you are?
Stranger: *fart*
You: a silver fish?
You: or what?
You: fatass.
Stranger: I'm the goldfish
You: fu
You: theres only place for one goldfish in this world. -.-
Stranger: ha
Stranger: That's wat u think
You: i already known from the beginning i wouldnt like you!
Stranger: *wet fart*
You: wet fart up your ass
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

You: HAAH

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: We're no strangers to love
You: You know the rules and so do I
You: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
Stranger: as am I
You: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
You: Gotta make you understand
You: Never gonna give you up
You: Never gonna let you down
You: Never gonna run around and desert you
Stranger: oh, baby
You: Never gonna make you cry
Stranger: rick roll me please
You: Never gonna say goodbye
You: Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air
Stranger: did you whistle for a cab?

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Stranger: hi
You: Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Stranger: fuck
Stranger: rick rolld
Stranger: shit
Stranger: bot
You: nah
You: not a bot
Stranger: k, good
You: put a bot up your ass instead of complaining when i tell ya good words.
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Stranger: hello
You: Donkey
You: goldfish
Stranger: ounch
You: horse
You: cow
Stranger: rabbit
Stranger: monkey
You: what kind are u?
Stranger: squirrel
You: im the goldfish.
Stranger: immm
Stranger: haha well i was gonna say goldfish
Stranger: but they die fast
You: fu
Stranger: no fu
You: only place for one goldfish in this world...
Stranger: yeah, so im going to have to remove you from it
You: ull never be able to do it
You: im epic dr00d
Stranger: the hell i wont
You: i can use ma epic form to bear
Stranger: lol nub
You: and eat you
You: or dps cat
Stranger: are you a WoW player or something?
You: na-ah
You: wow is for fags.
Stranger: ah
Stranger: i use to play
You: gay
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You: amerifag, nazifucker, gold farmer, jew, toothless polite fucking idiot
You: sorry, that was my tourettes
You: how are you?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Guten tag!
Stranger: asl
You: 42/yes please/Germany

Finns det inget bättre att göra kl halv 6 på morgonen?

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Stranger: hey there
You: hi
You: i'm a cat
You: meow
Stranger: how can you type then?
You: 'cous i'm awesome
Stranger: you the first kind i have encountered
You: O'rly
You: How do you know that?
You: We hide among you, ready to strike
Stranger: because you are the first to reveal your identity
You: O'shit, my mistake
You: Now you have to die
You: To bad
Stranger: i dont have to worry about it
Stranger: cause i love cats
You: Aww, I'll slit your throat anyways
You: See you tomorrow
Stranger: wow crazy pussy...calm down i will give oyu some milk
You: HEHEHE
You: Oh, milk
You: Ok, i won't kill you, gief milk
Stranger: i will
Stranger: i promise
You: Good
You: Good
You: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: Bye
Stranger: going away??
You: I have to slit someones throat, sorry.
Stranger: shouldnt be typing such things here
Stranger: are you crazy...
Stranger: you can be in trouble
You: If i don't see my milk by tomorrow i'll kill you
You have disconnected.

Fan vad jag har tåkigt : /

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Stranger: hi f or m
You: www.bringvictory.com - save the children!
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:(

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Stranger: Hey
You: i am gay
You: fuck me
Stranger: Me too!
You: coo
Stranger: I've been waiting to find a gay person on this thing!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: i am from sweden
Stranger: That's sooo cool
You: i eat rainbows
Stranger: I've always wanted to go there
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 20
Stranger: That's awesome
Stranger: Would you be willing to do naughty things for me on webcam?
Stranger: I'm like really horny
You: i can bite you in you dick if you want
Stranger: I would absolutely love that.
Stranger: Do you have a big dick?
You: yes
Stranger: How big?
You: 28cm
Stranger: THAT IS HUGE HOLY SHIT
You: i know
Stranger: I'd suck that thing right off of you
You: rape me
Stranger: Are you cut?
You: cut cut
Stranger: Oh ew
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Jag tröttnar inte..


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: tell me a storyy =]
You: okay
You: Now this is the story all about how
You: My life got flipped, turned upside down
You: And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
You: Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air
You: In west philadelfia born and raised
You: On the playground where I spent most of my days
You: Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
You: And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
You: When a couple
You: of guys said were up in no good
You: Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
You: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
You: And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air
You: I begged and pleaded with her the other day
You: But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
You: She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
You: I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it
You: First class, yo this is bad,
Stranger: wait
You: Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
You: Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,
You: Hmm this might be alright!
You: Wat?
Stranger: since when
Stranger: those r different lyrics
You: ... Wat?
Stranger: wat happend to
Stranger: i pulled up to a house.....
You: Oh, that's later in the song. There's a whole verse that's only in the first three episodes of season one.
Stranger: ohhhh

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: amerifag, nazifucker, gold farmer, jew, toothless polite fucking idiot
You: sorry, that was my tourettes
You: how are you?
Stranger: great now that ive met you
You: Wow, I did not expect that. I expected /disconnect D:
Stranger: that would be mean
You: Yeah, that's true. It would've been rude, something I'd never be.
Stranger: no way. you, rude? unthinkable.
You: Haha I tell you man, I wouldn't make a fly litter, even verbally.
Stranger: I believe it.
Stranger: So what is new?
You: The 3.2.0 patch info, brand new!
Stranger: cool.
Stranger: i'm bored.
You: Me too, but I guess you kind of have to be to sit at omegle at 5:40am.
Stranger: shall we part?
You: Yes, I think so. I think we both have better things to do.
Stranger: i'll miss you.
You: Same!
You: Good bye, Sir.
Stranger: k bye

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Stranger: wearing blue briefs right now ;)
You: Wearing your mothers skin right now.

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You: hi emo kid <3
Stranger: hi emo girl <3
You: i love you emo boy <3
Stranger: i love you two, emo girl <3
You: can i cut you emoboy?<3
Stranger: yes, please... where you wanna cut?
You: Your arm.. hard and brutal
Stranger: ok
Stranger: are you a girl?
Stranger: i can show you while i cut through