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You: This is madness.
You: Wanna know why?
Stranger: Why?
You: CUZ I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: Prove it.
You: How?
Stranger: I don't know
You: I do bad things.
Stranger: Like what?
You: I put pencils inside me.
BINGO!
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You: HARRR!
You: 'ave ye seen me parrot?
Stranger: i may 'ave m'dear
You: HARR, he flew out de great sea few a days ago!
You: Will ye kindly tell me where my trustworthy Pickles may be!
Stranger: i ate 'em
You: HARRHARRR, To the sharks ye go!
filthy seadog, me Pickles meant everything to me!
You: I'll send ye to Davey Jones in a blink of an eye, and i only have one!
Stranger: i'm lol'ing here, good stuff blackbeard
You: HARRR, my name be the mighty wordlwide known Captain Windwhiskers
You: Captain of thee feared fleet and crew on the Lost Crabdriver!
Stranger: lmfao, <3
You: The English wet they pants only to hear me name
You: so, how 'bout sining up for me fleet, ey mate?
Stranger: no can do windwhiskers
You: HARRRRRRRRRRRR!
You: Great fight at the sea, ye.
And many a woman for everyone
You: Drink Rum 'til ye fall, and then some more
You: Now, I must set sail
You: Good day to you, have a great time on thee dryland
You: OF TO THE SEA!
Stranger: later on windwhiskers
You: HARRRHARRRHARRRRRRR!
You: SET THE SAILS YOU SCURVY DOGS!
You: HARRRR!
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You: I like to colour my nipples.
Stranger: You should serioulsy consider seeing a doctor about all this.
Stranger: This really isn't something anyone should do.
Stranger: and be proud of.
You: Right now, they're green.
You: Tomorrow they will be blue and yellow, since it's Midsummerafton
Stranger: 无聊啊你
You: well fuck u too!
Stranger: 切
Stranger: 什么？
You: yes i'm gonna rape u
You: yes, u better run
Stranger: 你无聊
You: exactly, NO MERCY!
Stranger: 你为什么骂我？
You: Yes i have your momma in the back of my car
Stranger: you are a big pig
You: Thank u!
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You: hiiiiii
Stranger: gi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: uhm.. my name is Lisa.. and i'm i'm, i'm 10 years old
You: i stu-t-t-t-er sometimes
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:<
BÄSTA!
Stranger: Hi
You: iH
Stranger: ydwoH
You: dooG
You: ?uoY
Stranger: ydnad tsuJ
You: eciN
Stranger: haey lleH
You: ahaH
Stranger: heh heH
You: ?gniod ouy era tahw oS
Stranger: cisum ot gninetsiL
You: eomsewA
Stranger: pueY
You: ?cisum dooG
Stranger: seY
You: ecin staht hO
Stranger: ti ouy wonK
You: ?morf ouy era erehw oS
Stranger: ainrofilaC
You: teewS
Stranger: peY
You: eheh
Stranger: ahaH
You: ?nuf gninvaH
Stranger: seY
You: *gnivaH
You: eidooG
Stranger: aey lleH
You: ahahahaH
Stranger: dah reve I noisrevnoc tesddo eht si siht
You: ot em ahaH
Stranger: nmaD
You: sdrawkcab epyt ot esu tn'od i
Stranger: ?yllaeR
You: ahaH
You: !os kniht thgim uoy tub
Stranger: seY
You: ahahaH
You: ..won og attog
Stranger: ay eeS
You: you gniklat ot ecin
You: thiw*
Stranger: esiwekiL
You: eyB
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: Hey, wanna see my badger?
You: He's really awesome!
You: He got some kickass moves too!
You: If you got a cat, he WILL eat it
You: If you got a woman, he will make her his!
You: Thats how badass he is!
You: So, wanna see my badger or not?
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: come on
You: Watch his teeth tho, he tend to bite.
Stranger: bite what ?
You: Whatever he gets in his way
Stranger: such as
You: Your dick
You: If you're stupid enough to get it out, that is
You:
( __ (^u^)
V V
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: shit
You: Thats what he lookslike!
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Stranger: hi,this is a dude
You: im gay
You: :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
HAHAHAHA
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Stranger: do u know john?
You: no?
Stranger: he lives right next to u
Stranger: he tells me all about u
You: O'rly?
You: what?
Stranger: yes
You: wierd
Stranger: wat u do.
You: ok
Stranger: where u go
You: ...
Stranger: u know. the usual stuff
You: ok
Stranger: hes that black guy thats bald
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I have a black stalker named john :O
Stranger: hi
You: boo
Stranger: asl?
You: 46 shemale japan
Stranger: hmmm
You: i have boobs and a penis
You: d00d, i haz em
You: thiz iz zerious shiet
dc:(
Hahahaha:D
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You: LF1M OT 25UR HM PST W/ STATS AND ACHIEVEMENT
Stranger: :v?
You: No UR
You: UR25 HM
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: suck it!
:D
You: What's your class&specc?
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:(
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
You: can you keep a REALY realy big secret?
You: its that....im.....im........NOT A MAIL BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!! :((((((((
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: you know i'm gonna have to tell that one
Stranger: it's kind of dangerous
You: ;
You: ;O
You: you can trust me
Stranger: people get killed for that kind of shit you know
You: ;O
You: realy?
You: shit.. nvm i am a mailbox dude.. i was just kidding with you D;
Stranger: okay
Stranger: you had me going there
Stranger: don't scare me like that
Stranger: you know my karate reflexes kick in
You: hehehehe
Stranger: i wouldn't want anyone to get hurt
You: oh.
You: daemn
Stranger: especially you... now that i know your secret.
You: soz
You: i told ya, i am a mail box!:(
You: DUDE U GOT IT?
Stranger: ACTUALLY I DO, OK!?
You: I A-M- A- M-A-I-L B-O-X
Stranger: DON'T PATRONIZE ME!
Stranger: i get it.
You: HAIIIAAA
You: I CAN DO
You: PUNG FU
Stranger: i just can't help being jealous.
You: lol
You: na-na-na ur jealous huh?:D
You: Im a magic mailbox
You: i can do a wish for u
You: :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: then u wont get ur wish
You: badass
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