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Stranger: hey
You: Hello this is Barack Obama saying HELLOOOO AMERICA!
Stranger: Awsome
Stranger: im not american though
You: Everyone is an American if you have the spirit!
You: Now tell me, do you like black people?
Stranger: yes :P
Stranger: Do you like white people.
You: Hell no.
You: People are supposed to be black like me or I will kick their ass
Stranger: Good they don't like you either.
You: You don't like me?
Stranger: i wanna suck your dick
You: Well tell me where you live so I can come fuck up your country.
Stranger: I live in South Korea
You: You see, my dick belongs to Michelle and Michelle only. I apologize that you thought it was for everyone
You: Oh good, I've already planned to fuck up your country, bring it on bitches!
Stranger: hahah good on you!
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Märks att det bara är kåt bockar och folk som hat otroligt tråkigt som
r inne.
ni får fan till era.
mina är mer
hi asl teen?
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You: hi
You: have ye seen me parrot?
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Försökte skiten på 3 pers och alla drog, verkar som att dom inte vill hjälpa en vilsen pirat hitta sin papegoja :<
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: have ye seen me parrot?
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Försökte skiten på 3 pers och alla drog, verkar som att dom inte vill hjälpa en vilsen pirat hitta sin papegoja :<
Du fick snubben som sa det till om och om igen. (y)
Stranger: I'M TOTALLY IN SWEDEN
Stranger: DOING SWEDISH THINGS
Stranger: AND BECASUE I AM IN SWEDEN I AM EATING SWEDISH FISH
You: Kill a crip, see the real blood drip!
BLOODZ FOR LIFE
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You: nigger
Stranger: what are you wearing?
You: nothing I'm naked.
Stranger: mmm
<3
You: hi
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl?
You: f 18 sweden
Stranger: im a walking penis
Stranger: can i go in you
Stranger: in and out fast and slow
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Stranger: hey
You: pew pew
Stranger: you shot me!
Stranger: the fuck?!
You: dude, i didnt mean to :(
Stranger: my fucking eye!!
You: i was aiming at that fly!
Stranger: shiit!
You: i get you a new one!
You: a better one!
Stranger: I dont have health insurance
You: Fuck!
Stranger: arrrgghhh
Stranger: Im gonna rape you
You: NOOOOOOOOOOO :O
Stranger: YEYEESS!
You: omg *runs like hell*
Stranger: I just raped your mom
Stranger: now im coming for you!
You: i am your mom ffs!
Stranger: ahhhh!
Stranger: IM sorry mom
You: now go to your room, sun! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR A YEAR!
Stranger: fuck you bitch
You: what did you say?
Stranger: you heard me!
Stranger: did i stutter nigga?
You: don't you get a attitude with me!
Stranger: FFFUUUU
Stranger: CCCKKKK!!
Stranger: ROID RAGE!!
You: OINK
Stranger: BLLLEAAARRGG
You: BULLFROG!
Stranger: ah!
Stranger: scary!
You: IM FIRIN MA LAZOR!
Stranger: super hitler is coming for you!
You: HAHAHA LMAO
Stranger: along with the super devil
Stranger: !!
You: /RAGE
Stranger: :(
You: drop dead mf
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: I dont want to!
You: but i'll make ya!
Stranger: do the truffle shuffle!
Stranger: do it!
You: /dance
You: pew pew pew
Stranger: you missed me
You: :@
Stranger: goddamn terrorist
You: fuck yeah
Stranger: peace out
You: peace.
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