omegle

You: HI STRANGER!
Stranger: hello
You: im from japan
You: konnichiwa
Stranger: oh~
Stranger: i from taiwan
Stranger: do you know?
You: hai!
Stranger: are you boy or girl
You: girl >^^<
You: you?
Stranger: boy
Stranger: nice to meet you
Stranger: how old are you~
You: 16 you?
Stranger: May be a friend?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: where are you live?
You: honki desu kawaii! <^o^>
Stranger: 漢字
Stranger: OK~
You: i live in tokyo!
You: you?
Stranger: taipei
You: desu~
Stranger: you know?
You: hai!
Stranger: 漢字~
Stranger: do you have msn?
Stranger: <^o^>
You: hai!
Stranger: somay i add you
You: kawaii_desuchan@hotmail.com.jp
Stranger: I want to be the friend with you
You: same! ~
Stranger: do You have the picture to be possible to look
You: do you have? ~
Stranger: no i don't like to take picture
Stranger: do you ?
Stranger: i give you my msn
Stranger: dipp401134@hotmail.com
You: okai~ add you later, gotta go now cutie! (^o^') bai bai desu kawaii ~~


jag är kawaii_desu_chan @ omegle! <3

You: "the game"
Stranger: hey
Stranger: omegle sucks dick
You: U like to suck dick 2? :o
Stranger: yes
You: So ur gay? (A)
Stranger: No
You: Then don't suck dick! :s
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: I have sex with animals

OMFG! ;D

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Stranger: with what? b/c ive only done it a few times. i started getting the feel for it bout last week. but i dont know how to do it really
You: whit an razor
Stranger: oooo. dat kinda sounds like it would hurt.
You: i like it to hurt
You: i like it when the bloood comes out
Stranger: OUCH!!!!
Stranger: do you think this hair brush would work?
Stranger: the handle is bout big as my hadn
Stranger: *hand
You: it will work!
Stranger: really? soo ok how do i make it like feel really good
You: do it hard
Stranger: ok... so just start out hard? like right now. im sitting in my chair in my shirt and bra. and have my pants off. and ive put the brush in and now it just sitting there.
You: turn it in and out
You: hard and fast
Stranger: can i start it slow... i dont want to hurt myself
You: sure
Stranger: ok.. so can you help me.. or are you not bi
You: I am homo
Stranger: do you have web cam? i wanna make sure your a girl. i dont fuck wit guys
You: no i have my dads computer , sorry
Stranger: dang. well how can i know you a girl
You: ask me something
Stranger: uhmm.. easy question. how long do you pms
You: 5-7 days

Stranger: ok. lol.. now.. where were we
You: you wanted me to help u
Stranger: lol. well ive been sitting here pushing it and pulling it out for bout 5 mins now.. all its doing is getting me wet.
You: sexy , keep going and do it more
Stranger: mmm i just put the brush in my mouth and sucked it. and put it back in.. mmmmmmm that feels good
You: kinky , keep going on like that
Stranger: sooo wat would happen if i got somthing longer and made it go in deeper
You: i think that would be great

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Haha, älskar det!!

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: kiss me and I'll tell you who is the bigger homosexual of the two of us
You: waaat? youre homo? :0
Stranger: never said that, sir
You: well.
You: no but
You: yes.
You: >:
You: You said that both uf us were homo and if i kissed you you would know who was more homo?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: that's the point, no?
Stranger: won't know till we've completed the task
Stranger: well, my friends says it's not gay unless the balls touch
You: dude.
You: why do your friends know that kind of stuff
Stranger: mmm?
Stranger: why do you think?
You: Well they must have gotten that information in someway and.
Stranger: and?
You: Perhaps they didnt feel gay enough til the balls touched.
Stranger: perhaps
Stranger: that's a theory anyway
You: ITS A FRIKKIN GOOD ONE
You: Or no.
You: But its a theory.
You: >:
Stranger: indeed it is
You: that we can be sure of.

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i lol'd

Stranger: hello
You: - This is madness.
- Madness?!
- THIS IS SPARTAAAA
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: I'll be anything you want me to be. ;)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: really?
You: Yeah sure.
You: Baltic afro sweet or naugthy
Stranger: so
Stranger: i want the truth :)
You: okay
You: im a 13 year old boy from sweden having incredibly borin 03:47
You: you?
Stranger: haha
You: You got served bitch! xD

You: Hi
Stranger : i hate u
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