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Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: horny female?
You: no, horny male :P
Stranger: ug
You: haha :P
Stranger: to many of us, not enough of the opposite sex
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Haha :P
You: yo dawg
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Now go fuck yoursel
You: maybe i will!
Stranger: yourself
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Your funny
Stranger: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
You: hahhahahhahahahahhahaha
Stranger: heheheheheheheheehehehehehehe creepy laugh
Stranger: Hahahahaha is funny laugh
You: hihihihihihii is stupid laugh
Stranger: Go fuck yourself is mean laugh
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahah
You: like moahahahhaha?
Stranger: That's evil laugh
Stranger: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Stranger: That = loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: is that your go fuck yourself laugh?
Stranger: 8======D
Stranger: No
Stranger: it's a long long
You: longcat?
Stranger: 8========D,
Stranger: No a long "long"
Stranger: Forgot "ng" at the end
You: ah, i see
Stranger: This is a cumming dick and two balls
Stranger: 8============D,
Stranger: Hello?
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jag såg inte att människan hade skrivit jue :c
You: EC?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 21/m horny and on cam with big fat cock. Looking for horny girls on cam
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Stranger: hello
You: ec?!
Stranger: shut up bitch
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>:(
Stranger: eey
You: Yoo
You: ;O
You: D:
Stranger: from?
You: Swe
Stranger: female?
Stranger: kult
You: mkt ;D ;D
Stranger: jente?
You: kanske ;o
Stranger: jeg kommer fra norge XD
You: är du kanske alexander rybak? :D <33
Stranger: næææi dessverre..
You: aha.. synd :(
Stranger: mhm..jeg heter christopher
Stranger: enn du?
You: Julia :D
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You: död
You: ey
Stranger: love!
You: LOVE
You: <3
Stranger: ^_^
You: :D!
You: oh you're cute
You: really cute
Stranger: wow
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: i think so too!
You: yay!
Stranger: =D
Stranger: lets run away to the zoo!
You: now?
Stranger: RIGHT now
You: i wanna buy a monkey
You: :(
You: sister
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: you are crazy
You: dont leave me
You: i need you
Stranger: never!
Stranger: ever!
You: promise
Stranger: cross my heart and hope to die
You: emo
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Stranger: QUICK
Stranger: LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW
You: WHAT
You: NO
You: WHY
You: OH WHY
You: OH MAN
You: OH GOD
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 15, m, swe
You: u?
Stranger: 17 f germany
You: ok
You: so.. whats up? ^^
Stranger: im hornyyy
You: Oh, nice :P
You: so am i :/
Stranger: awww
Stranger: so what should we do? ;)
You: Haha, I dont know?
Stranger: I HAVE A DICK
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Haha, wth?!?!
Citat från Pedobear
Citat från SUZERAIN
stranger: asl?
vafan betyder asl? :<
Age, sex, language
nej, age sex location
asså :(
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You: morning sir
Stranger: im a girl :(
You: sorry
Stranger: and its like midnight here!
You: vad dåligt
Stranger: haha svensk? :D
You: xD
You: HAHA
Stranger: HAHA WTF.
You: EHM
You: :(
Stranger: vart bor du? ;DD
You: på ec
Stranger: emocore? D;
You: DDDDD:
Stranger: var medlem där för något år sen
Stranger: sen skaffade jag ett liv D;
Citat från STARFUCK3R
AS KUL ATT DRIVA MED FOLK.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: edible mushrooms are high in protein
Stranger: did you know that?
You: i had no idea
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: are you ignoring me? :c
You: omg, you totally are
You: well, that's just mean girl
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: gay internet
Stranger: how did you know i was a girl o.o
You: just guessed
You: :o
Stranger: pschic
You: i'm like professor trelawny
Stranger: whaaat
Stranger: no wai
You: waaaaay!
You: she's my mother
You: didn't you know?
Stranger: nah man thats too awesome
Stranger: not possible
You: what you mean not possible?
You: of course it is
You: we've even got the same glasses
Stranger: shes fictional
Stranger: sorry to burst your bubble
You: you're fictional :c
You: then who's my momma?
Stranger: ME
You: OMG
You: i've been looking all over for you!
You: where you been hiding?
Stranger: meh
Stranger: ive been busy
Stranger: antarctica
You: gosh, antarctica?
You: dancing with polar bears?
Stranger: no
Stranger: fishing
Stranger: obviously
Stranger: how else would i eat
You: i thought maybe you'd eat the snow
You: duh
Stranger: wheres the protein in that?
You: wateeeeere
Stranger: the calcium?
Stranger: the vitamins?
Stranger: good god child dont you know anything about nutrition
Stranger: yes, i need water to survive
Stranger: but protein is highly important
You: no, you haven't been around so i had to teach myself everything about the world and it's downsides! seems to me like i missed out on some parts
You: you could always eat the polar bears darling
Stranger: NO
Stranger: THEYRE ENDANGERED
You: they are?
You: what about the penguins?
Stranger: ENDANGERED
You: ... birds?
Stranger: what birds?
You: the ones flying over antartica?
Stranger: ....what birds fly over antarctica
You: antarctica-birds maybe :c
Stranger: ......
Stranger: you arent my child
Stranger: youre too stupid
You: well, pardon me for never going to antarctica
Stranger: YEAH YOU SHOULD
You: to snowy for me down there
You: or up there maybe?
Stranger: -smacks some sense into you-
You: you know, that never worked. i think some hard work will do the trick!
Stranger: -smacks harder-
You: ouch, momma that hurts!
Stranger: goddamn it why doesnt it work
You: i think i dropped my brain on the way here, that might be why
Stranger: oh is that what i stepped in?
You: ....
You: YOU STEPPED IN MY BRAIN?
Stranger: it was small! i didnt see it
You: i sure think you did! admit it, you did it on purpose!
Stranger: nope
Stranger: didnt see it
You: i think you're gonna have to buy me a new one momma
Stranger: no way youre old enough to take care of yourself
You: i'm only six momma :c
Stranger: get a part time job
Stranger: i dont care
Stranger: when i was six i was working down in the pits
Stranger: and worked part time picking potatoes
You: you're lying momma
You: what you want me to do? i'm not strong enough to work in the pits
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you can lift a bucket im sure
You: how would you know, you've spent all my life in antarctica!
Stranger: no, thats me
Stranger: but oh well
Stranger: good bye child
You: will i ever see you again?
Stranger: most likely noy
Stranger: *not
You: i'm gonna miss you momma
Stranger: good
You: this is the part where you say "oh, i'm gonna miss you too my child!!!"
Stranger: nope
You: yes
You: and then you start crying
You: and i start crying
You: and whe hug eachother
You: and it's very emotional
You: and then we cry some more
Stranger: -pats head-
You: pleeeeaaaseee momma
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont cry
Stranger: unless something happens on tv
You: i'm happening on tv!
You: i promise!
You: put on abc!
You: look, there i am
Stranger: nope
Stranger: dont see you
You: dammit
You: i could've sworn that was me
Stranger: nope
Stranger: thats a black basketballer
You: well, maybe i'm a black basketballer
Stranger: goodbye small child
Stranger: i hope that your carreer in the pits goes well
You: thank you momma, i will think of you everyday!
You: you put me into this world and i will forever be thankful!
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haha<3
sorry för wall of text, men det var kul :>
You: y halo there
Stranger: snarf snarf
Stranger: hi hi
Stranger: deli deli
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: nigger
Stranger: nigger
Stranger: on
Stranger: on
Stranger: a
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Stranger: stick
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Stranger: fuck
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Stranger: you
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Stranger: youyou
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You: ec?
Stranger: do u love me?
You: yes
Stranger: I love u too
You: fuck me
Stranger: no, untill u marry me
You: okay i will
Stranger: good. Weddings tomorrow, don´t be late honey
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