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You: ASL/ec?
Stranger: 23/m/FL
Stranger: you?
You: Dead revived Jesus.
Stranger: Hot.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: I'm Moses. (:
You: I'm wearing a very old dress.
You: MOSES, DAMN YOU!
You: What did I say about talking to bushes!?
You: HM?!
Stranger: Harharhahrhahrar.
You: I DONT WANNA!
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You: hi baby
Stranger: hi daddy
You: how was your day?
Stranger: good
You: sure?
Stranger: i got new shoes
You: really?
You: from who?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: my mom
You: she never told me
Stranger: you were taking a nap
You: i know but
You: efter that
Stranger: we went with grandma
Stranger: you never called the people at the library back
Stranger: and aren't you supposed to be making a pork loin right now?
You: i know...
You: im so sorry
Stranger: you should be
You: are you hungry?
Stranger: yeah i'm starving
You: why didnt you take a sandwich before?
Stranger: we don't have any bread because you didn't fucking MAKE ANY DAD
You: you should have asked mom
Stranger: she can't make bread!
You: she can
Stranger: you're the one who went to culinary school
You: go to the store
You: im really tired
Stranger: we went to publix today
You: and?
Stranger: you just went outside because i heard the little door bell thing go off
You: but im tired
Stranger: don't make excuses
You: it isnt an excuse
Stranger: you quit your job at target
You: im lazy....
Stranger: you're worthless
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: u are female
Stranger: nice
You: i am? :o
Stranger: yes :P
You: the last time i looked i was flatchested and had big hairy nuts
Stranger: ::D
Stranger: ok
Stranger: guy
Stranger: :P
Stranger: but why hairy
Stranger: im shaving
You: thats gay
You: and hella dangerous
You: having a razor next to ´your nuts?
You: NO THANKS
You: i use wax when i want them clean :)
Stranger: why that
Stranger: shaving while showering
Stranger: thats da best
Stranger: my girlfriend helps :P
You: and here u are looking for girls to sexx up
You: shame on u
You: jerk
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wild random accusations = AWESOMENESS
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You: hi
Stranger: HI
You: asl?
Stranger: ARE YOU CHINESE?
You: NO
You: YOU?
Stranger: YES DISCONNECT?
You: OK
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 20 m sweden
You: u?
Stranger: 16/m/australia
You: cool
You: is australia a nice place to live?
Stranger: u gay, straight, or bi?
You: straight
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och jag ville bara ha någon trevlig att prata med :<
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You: hi
Stranger: Down in texas everything is bigger.
You: O'rly?
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: wanna see?
You: Eh...
You: No
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Stranger: Searching horny girl
You: Here i am.
Stranger: show me the money.... the tits i mean
You: Haha, sure.
Stranger: well..
Stranger: camsex
You: rawr.
Stranger: wanna see your tits and pussy not your face :)
You: Great!
Stranger: rosky_yo@hotmail.com
You: i'll add :D
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HAHAH, han kommer bli besviken. lol. XD
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: why do you wanna know
Stranger: =)
You: just so i know its not some wierd pedophile out to get my treasure, thats why!
Stranger: who would molest you?
You: didnt say anything about molesting ppl :o
You: just said that pedophiles want my treasures
Stranger: pedophiles molest
You: they have a thing for shiny stuff u know
You: sure they molest but the also steal treasures
Stranger: lmaoo
Stranger: I've actually taken the treasure chest for myself a couple of times
You: that makes u, my dear sir, A PEDOPHILE!
Stranger: i guess so
You: freak
You: thats fucking disgusting, how can u live with yourself?
Stranger: dunno
Stranger: treasure is pretty rare
Stranger: i guess
You: hmm, never thought about it that way b4
Stranger: right
Stranger: it's ballllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllin
You: u got a point, i must admit, but the having sex with kids part is pretty gross
You: but if u steal treasures other pedos is gonna come after it, u have to buy yourself a shotgun!
You: and use it on yourself
You: pervert
Stranger: damn it
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han va inte så pratglad :<
Stranger: Do you know about ONTD on LJ?
You: i'm your father!
you're grounded young man!
Stranger: YOU AGAIN?
Stranger: DIDN'T I JUST TALK TO YOU?
You: HAHAHAHA >:D
Stranger: WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
You: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
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You: kawaii?
Stranger: Kiwi.
You: desu~
Stranger: Go fuck, japan nerd.
You: hihi konnichiwa! ^w^
Stranger: You are retard.
Stranger: Just like all other japanese nerds.
You: desu~desu~desu~desu~desu~desu~!!!!!!
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Stranger: im a male with a vagina
You: im a female with two vaginas
You: beat that!
Stranger: hey
You: im a little sad boy :(((
Stranger: why?
You: im emo :((
You: my father dont like me anymore :(
You: he hates me!!!
You: i smoke one cigarett, and he be so fucking angry :(((
You: im so sad..
You: i want to cut my self..
Stranger: don't do that man
You: i want to take my life :(
You: im so sad... :'(
You: help me!!!
You: i want razoeblades.... :(
You: razor*
You: im 11 years old...
You: i hate my life
You: i want to take suicide
Stranger: nooo you don't
Stranger: you need some professional help
You: I DONT WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE!!!!!!!! :((
Stranger: yes you do
Stranger: don't say that
You: my father hate me :(
You: i love him
Stranger: so?
Stranger: he loves you, he's just mad at you
You: :((( i like to smoke..
Stranger: it's bad for you, don't
You: i like to smoke weed :((
Stranger: he's just upset cause he cares about you
You: i dont think so.. :(
Stranger: well, it's true
You: but i like to smoke, speciallity weed :(
You: cannabis is so fine..
You: oh..
You: can u send me a razorblade on the post? :(
You: please!!
You: im so sad...
You: i want to die..
You: u are so nice to talk to<3
Stranger: where are you from?
You: sweden.... :((
Stranger: cheer up, it's all right
You: NO IT ISNT!!!
You: u really help me <3
You: i love u<3
You: thanks<33
You: im so thankness<3333
Stranger: i'm trying to help
Stranger: just listen to me
Stranger: you're eleven
Stranger: everything is gonna be all right
You: i dont think so :(
You: IM A LITTLE EMOKID!
You: how old are u?
Stranger: 23
You: are u emo?
You: u smoke?
Stranger: no i'm too old to be emo
You: weed?
Stranger: no
Stranger: smoking is bad
You: do u like emokids? :(
You: i want to cry when i see them :(
Stranger: why?
You: they are so sad.. they cut eachother in they tiny little arms :'(
You: i want to do that to...
Stranger: no
You: why not? :(
You: its nice
You: do u want to see my arms? :(
You: so full of blood right now :(
Stranger: that's no good at all
You: i like that..
You: but... bye..
You: i had to go and take my life :(
Stranger: noo!
Stranger: why would you do that
You: i hate my life!!!!
Stranger: it'll get better
You: IM SO EMO!!! :((
Stranger: trust me, i hated my life too
You: NO U DIDNT! not so much like i do :((
Stranger: yeah i did trust me man
You: are u a girl?
Stranger: nope
You: are u a man?
Stranger: haha yes
You: mhm sounds great
You: where u live?!
Stranger: new york city
You: oooohhhh
You: i want to live there too!
You: how much is your clock?!
Stranger: it's 20:29 if that's what you mean
You: oh
You: nice
You: my clock is 02:29
You: can u wait in few minutes when i going out and smoke? :(
u are so nice to talk with..
Stranger: you shouldn't smoke
You: pleeease, wait!<3
You: can u talk swedish? :D
You: i can learn u! :D
Stranger: nope, i can't
Stranger: sure, teach me
You: hello - hej :D
You: how are u? - hur är det?
You: whats u up to? - vad gör du?
You: :D
Stranger: haha cool
Stranger: it's similar to german a little
You: can u speak german?
Stranger: ja
You: wah, its swedish!
You: i can sey ich liebe hitler :D
You: say*
Stranger: haha oh no
You: i can say that :(
You: u make me sad..
You: :(
Stranger: why?
You: U SAID I CANT SPEAK GERMAN!
You: :(
You: i can
You: i can say i thing
You: and it is ich liebe hitler
You: :(
Stranger: i didn't say you can't
You: i dont know what thats mean... but i can sai that
You: say*
You: do u know what jag har en negerkuk means? :D
Stranger: nope
Stranger: what's that mean
You: i had a nigger cock :(
You: so sad..
You: i dont like niggers...
Stranger: whyn't?
You: cuz' they are bad..
You: they hit me...
Stranger: really?
You: yes... :(
You: everybody hates me!!
You: do u hate me?
Stranger: no
Stranger: of course not
You: ohhh :'D
You: i be so happy<3
You: one person in the world like me!
Stranger: yeah, see everything is okay
You: the niggers hit me and take my bike i going to school with :(
Stranger: that's no good
You: no
You: i hate them..
You: xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
You: bye i loveu!
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Stranger: Yleisin tyyppi asuinpaikan on yhden perheen asunto (40%) jälkeen asunnot (30%), rivi taloa (18%) ja duplexes (4%). [2] [3] Seitsemän kymmenestä residences ovat omistajan miehitetyiltä , ja loput on vuokrattu. Vuonna 2001 keskimääräinen kotitalouksien koko oli 2,4, kuusi kymmenestä kotitaloudet, joilla on vain yksi tai kaksi henkilöä.
You: WTF
Stranger: A quasiperiodic seinien on seinien ja tasoon, joka näyttelyesineitä paikallisten jaksottaisuus mukaan joitakin muutoksia, voimme dia tai käännä se niin, että rajallinen määrä laattoja päällekkäin täysin, mutta koko seinien ei.
You: GOD DAMN BITCH
Stranger: ???
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 20 male sweden
You: u?
Stranger: 19 femail sweeden
Stranger: what area?
You: ec?
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En tjej försöker lära mig kinesiska :P
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En tjej försöker lära mig kinesiska :P
Stranger: 한구인?ㅋㅋ
Stranger: 한국인컴온베이베
You: KAWAII!!
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