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Stranger: Hey
You: Yo!
Stranger: yoyoyo
You: :D
Stranger: how are you?
You: Just fine! u?
Stranger: I'm great except I just killed my sister
You: Wtf D:
Stranger: she had it coming
You: :(
Stranger: she stole my nintendo DS
Stranger: NOBODY STEALS MY NINTENDO DS
You: HAHAHAH. You're funny :(
You: asl?
Stranger: so I threw her out the window :D
You: HAHAHA
You: :D
You: asl?
Stranger: i dont have any idea what that is
Stranger: so I need help
Stranger: what do I do with the body?
You: Eat it!
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: OR!
Stranger: I COULD MAKE PIES USING IT
Stranger: and start up my own pie company
Stranger: DUDE
Stranger: YOU'RE A GENIOUS
Stranger: I MUST LEAVE NOW
Stranger: BYE
HAHAH, jag dog
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Stranger: Hey!
You: hi
Stranger: I'm Dr. Awkward
You: Ok...
Stranger: Welcome to my office
Stranger: :-)
You: ;D
Stranger: Step into my office
You: ok
You: sure
Stranger: Ok, thanks. :-)
Stranger: No we can chat quietly
You: Yay
Stranger: What did you do today? :D
You: Nothing.... boring day :/
Stranger: Haha, same here. :P
Stranger: I had some meeting with my schoolcoatch
Stranger: coach
You: Ok.... boring :P
Stranger: haha, yeah. It was kinda important because he was going to decide if I could go to the next year or not. :P
Stranger: What's your name?
You: Oh...
Stranger: Let's not talk about school anymore. ;-) :D
You: Eh Jake ^^
Stranger: My name is pepij. :-)
You: Ok awesome :P
Stranger: Do you like to skateboard?
Stranger: Or do you like to draw?
You: No, never tried
You: Oh, yes
Stranger: Haha. ok. :P
You: but i suck :/
Stranger: I have a fun game!
Stranger: lol, me too. :D
You: What? O.o
Stranger: I will give you a link to a youtube song and you have to guess what the song is about.
Stranger: You can listen for 20 seconds
You: Ok sounds fun
You: ok
Stranger: I don't know if it's fun. :P I have never done it.
Stranger: Let's try
Stranger: ok, skip to 0:30 :P
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwZfOKjt1Jk&
You: ok... i've got no idea :P
Stranger: lol. :P
Stranger: It's Dutch
You: Yeah i got that much :P
Stranger: haha, ok.
Stranger: This game sucks. :D
Stranger: Ok, I will find another candidate
Stranger: bueybyey!
Stranger: :-)
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You: hi
Stranger: who are you
Stranger: ?
You: alex in sweden f
Stranger: ONO! YOURE ALEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORLDS GONNA BE DESTROYED1!!!!!!1
You: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
You: I AM THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD!
Stranger: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!1
You: the new HITLER
You: I GONNE KILL YOU'
Stranger: LINKINPARK ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NOOOOOOOOO I ROCKS
You: I ROCK YOU SOCK OF
Stranger: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!!!!!11
You: :DDDDDDD
You: AND I KNOW YOU LOVEME
You: NOW AND FOREVER <23
Stranger: Okay. Go to funnyjunk.com. Bye
boobs
stötte på sayhellotoduckie :D
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You: ec? :D
Stranger: what?
Stranger: o_o
You: D: <
You: WE WILL HAUNT YOU.
Stranger: why? :[
You: BEACUSE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT EC IS. D:
Stranger: lololol
Stranger: extra cheese?
You: T__T
btw mötte jag lolwtf. :D
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Stranger: hi
You: EC?
Stranger: are u naughty girl ?
You: I'll be whatever you want me to be ;)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: msn ?
Lol...<_<
You: ec?!?!
Stranger: fu
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HAHA extra cheese
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Stranger: hi, let's keep this quick and simple.
like 98% of the people on here, i am male.
i'm 29 and i live in california.
i could totally tell you that i'm 19/f/cali and fuck with your head for a few minutes, but i'm really bored with doing that now.
i do not want to control the conversation, so you had better not be counting on me to "entertain you".
if your lips are moving while you read this, then please help us both and click on "disconnect" right now.
if you're still reading this, then tell me where you're from and what are your hobbies.
You: Im swedish
You: And your weird.
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idiot
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Stranger: hi, let's keep this quick and simple.
like 98% of the people on here, i am male.
i'm 29 and i live in california.
i could totally tell you that i'm 19/f/cali and fuck with your head for a few minutes, but i'm really bored with doing that now.
i do not want to control the conversation, so you had better not be counting on me to "entertain you".
if your lips are moving while you read this, then please help us both and click on "disconnect" right now.
if you're still reading this, then tell me where you're from and what are your hobbies.
You: Im swedish
You: And your weird.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
idiot
MEN HAHA :(((
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Stranger: do you do drugs?
You: YES
You: wait
Stranger: finally!!!
You: do you?
Stranger: ive been asking people that for the past 20 minutes...your the first to say yes
Citat från windian
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do you do drugs?
You: YES
You: wait
Stranger: finally!!!
You: do you?
Stranger: ive been asking people that for the past 20 minutes...your the first to say yes
<3
Hhaahhaha detta är askul!
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