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hahaha ;P

hittar alltid massor med pervon från indien! :( lol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: The Game, you lost.
Stranger: fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Who are you?
Stranger: 19 m
Stranger: u?
Stranger: canada]
You: I'm batman!
You: Shhhh!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: lets screw?
Stranger: i saved my pina colada condoms baby
You: :D Oh yay
Stranger: except they taste funny
Stranger: so, you wanna go bareback?
You: yeaaa sounds awesome
Stranger: ALRIGHT, then will you do me?
You: I will do you; and I will do you good
Stranger: do me well*
Stranger: im a woman
Stranger: not a girl
Stranger: not yet plastic surgerized
You: Hmm, well then
You: Expose yourself
Stranger: *FLASHER*
You: :DDDDDD *ERECTION*
Stranger: OOOO BABY
Stranger: thats like two rulers right there
Stranger: i want you in me
Stranger: NOW
Stranger: NOW NOW
Stranger: *attacks you with vaginal eggs*
Stranger: oh ew
Stranger: that sounded really gross
Stranger: lol
You: yea...
You: anyhow
Stranger: haaha
You: and fap fap fap i lost my virginity
Stranger: hi, by the way
You: Oh. Hai there

CONTRIBUTION TAAAAAJM!!!!

Ibland hittar man rätt trevliga vettiga lirare men när folk börjar med en copypaste som nedan blir det till att man jävlas. :P

Håll till godo.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I LOVE having my nuts kicked by females. Think you can bust my balls? Bring it on. Looking for a mean, cruel, heartless mistress.
You: wonderfull, i bring my drmarteens!!
Stranger: asl?
You: hold your horses mister!!
You: you gonna have go beg for that!
Stranger: I'd just like to know mistress!
You: youre just shut the fuck up and get down on all four! NOW!
Stranger: *drops to my hands and knees*
You: spread your legs... slowly
Stranger: *spreads my legs*
You: *takes out a pice of tape*
You: *grabs dick*
You: *tapes your dick onto your belly*
You: now were getting somwhere... hehehehe
Stranger: Wh-whats this for Mistress?
You: do you question me!? someone is gonna get a rough night if he continue with stupid questions *faceslap*
Stranger: Sorry Goddess!
You: EYES FORWARD
Stranger: *looks forward*
You: AND I DONT WANNA HEAR YOU SQUEAL TO SOON
You: ALL I WANNA HEAR FROM YOU IS YES MISTRESS OR "OINK OINK OINK"
You: CAN YOU DO THAT!? WHOS MY LITTLE PIGGY!?
Stranger: Yes ma'am
You: *grabs ballsack hard with gloved hands* IIIII CAAAANT HEEEAR YOUUUU
Stranger: YES MISTRESS!
You: oooh heheheh, i´m gonna have SO much fun with you, ;) *strokes tip of your hard cock slowly*
You: *puts on a pair of shiny dr marteens*
Stranger: Mistress please no!
You: *KICKS BALLS* I SAID DONT QUESTION ME!!! *SMASH*
Stranger: *falls over in pain*
You: i aint done with you yet. GET THE FUCK UP!
Stranger: *stands up*
You: ON ALL FOUR YOU RETARD *knee to the groin*
Stranger: *falls back down to my hands and knees*
You: now then... *gives a easy kick to the groin* ROLL OVER!
You: BEG ME FOR MERCY!!!
Stranger: Please Mistress! No more!
You: i didn´t hear any "oink" "oink" piggy *puts one foot on your balls*
You: SQUEAL FOR ME
Stranger: Oink! Oink! OINK!
You: *puts on a little more weight*
You: hahahaha, you like that....?
Stranger: Please Mistress it hurts!
You: well thats the whole point is it not, *presses harder*
Stranger: *winces in pain*
You: *kick in the groin*
You: exellent
Stranger: *covers my balls with my hands*
You: i´m think i´m done with you for now *delightfull smile*
Stranger: would it amuse you if I were to hit myself in the nuts Goddess?
You: no i´m good, i have to go now
You: and by the way, it is "sir"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

^
<3

Stranger: hi
You: i lost the game
Stranger: ur a fag for playing

måste bara skriva en till. personen trodde jag hette gurka, gulligt.

You: i lost the game
Stranger: Hi amy here 18
Stranger: Oh poor Guy
You: im a girl!
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: POOR GURL DEN
Stranger: Happy
You: gurl som i gurka
Stranger: gurka
Stranger: nice namme
Stranger: hw old aree yuu
You: 78124
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!

Stranger: hey
You: dinosaurs go rawr
Stranger: indeed
You: everybody knows that
You: :D
Stranger: yep >_>
You: rawr means i love you in dinosaur
You: :3
Stranger: O rly? I didn't know that
You: well now you do:D
Stranger: indeed! (>p_o)>
You: do you want to know a secret?
Stranger: I guess...
You: im actually a dinosaur... dressed up as a human o_O
You: :O
You: :o
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: Amazing!
You: i know right!
You: rawr<3
Stranger: It's kinda funny actually as I'm a human dressed up as a dinosaur.
You: what a coincidence :O
Stranger: Indeed!
You: i like unicorns... they taste like skittles 8D
Stranger: They do?!
Stranger: I'll have to try one some time
You: yes you should try one sometime!
You: hahah yeah!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Ask me any 5 questions and I'll answer completely honestly
You: do you believe me when i say im batman?
Stranger: sure i have not reason not too
Stranger: if thats who you want to be thats cool
You: good because i am!
You: im batmanTheUnicorn
Stranger: oh really never heard of him but thats cool
You: yes im very cool indeed ;)
You: i can fly 8D
Stranger: whats it like
You: oh it's amazing
You: i cant even describe it with words
Stranger: you ever eat bugs when you fly
You: well yeah that happens sometimes, although i try to avoid it :s
Stranger: lol
You: although i do sometimes eat avocado and applejuice!
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: well this was an interesting convo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BITCH I WILL CUT YOU!
Stranger: i'm gonna rape you up the ass.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Heyyooo
You: Hello Cindy!
Stranger: Hey Josh!
You: I'm not josh!
Stranger: Oh sorry, Kyle.
You: I can se you!
You: *see
Stranger: I know, i have an Omegle cam.
You: Oh... right!
You: But you don't know where I am!
Stranger: You're in Thailand, I know it
You: Wrong!
Stranger: Nepal?
You: Look
You: behind
You: you
Stranger: Oh holy fuck, you scared me.
You: What?
You: How?
You: I'm not there!
Stranger: You where!
You: You're crazy
Stranger: I'm not, Mr. Nibblets.
You: You are!
Stranger: Am not!
You: You are!
Stranger: No.
Stranger: By the way
You: Yes.
Stranger: Rubber duckies shall fly in the east.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Och det var jag som kom på BITCH I WILL CUT YOU

^
ne, charlieskies

Citat från ZMBSRQT

Om någon stöter på nån som skriver nåt i stil med "The game. You lost it." så är det antagligen jag.