omegle
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Jag träffade precis min kompis på omegle... Vi satt mitt emot varandra i samma rum, SCORE!
COOLT!
Folk trycker bort mig hela tiden :<
Kanske för att jag skriver IT'S A HEARTACHE NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE (8)
Så fort någon skriver Asl?
Jag har kul 8D
Stranger: hi
You: I like dead things
You: do you like dead things?
Stranger: ye
Stranger: ahitler
You: Are you dead yet?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: am hitler
You: good I like you.
Stranger: are u male
You: no. are you?
Stranger: ye im male
You: R U emo?
Stranger: no am not emo
Stranger: R u
You: I am alternative.
You: Dumb people call it emo
Stranger: YEA
Stranger: wat age r u
You: you first.
Stranger: 17
You: 14
Stranger: oh ryt cool were ye from
You: sweden. And you?
Stranger: ireland
You: do you like beer?
Stranger: ye a lyk beer
You: I knew that. Irish people likes beer,
You: *.
Stranger: is dat a good thing lol
You: sometimes,
You: drunk people are usually funny.
You: wery funny.
Stranger: ye am funny drunk aoarently
You: You know what? You're boring.
You: Go get drunk!
Stranger: am i born am soz a jst woke up
You: Don't you have things to do?
You: Oh right.
You: You're dead
Stranger: weirdoo WEIRDO weirdoooooooooooooooooo
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Stranger: DUUDE!
You: YEAH!
Stranger: i have jelly
Stranger: want some?
You: yeah!!
You: but i just ate some pizza... so im not really hungry
Stranger: its cow flavour
You: oh, cow <3
You: cow tastes soo good
You: dont you agree?
Stranger: yes i do
You: great!
Stranger: elly?
You: elly?
Stranger: sophie?
You: brian?
Stranger: YES!
You: OH COOL!
Stranger: mark, what you doing on here
You: well i was bored
You: what are you doing here, brian?
Stranger: suck out
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Random <3
You: im a cow, 30 years old from norway. and u?
Stranger: im a filty french made with two cocks and 4 tits
Stranger: and im 21 yrs old
You: oh sounds great
You: are you having fun?
Stranger: ya i no im super awesome ... i having so much fun i cant control myself u
You: me to.. im like... rofl.
You: or.. like roflmao.
Stranger: i love u , really i fucking love u
You: everybody does..
You: Im used to it
Stranger: not as much as me tho ... u want to make babies?
You: sure!
Stranger: sweet!
Stranger: im on top cause awesome and ur not
Stranger: do you have any crackers for me?
You: yesterday i ran over my littlebrother with our car.
Stranger: Preferrably animal shaped?
You: no i dont, sorry
Stranger: is he now animal shaped?
You: yeah, he looks like a fucking fish
Stranger: then I accept
You: what do you accept?
Stranger: I shall rehabilitate him back to full health. Bring him over at midnight.
You: i will. are you sure that you can do it?
Ingen på omegle är seriös, duhh
You: BITCH I WILL CUT YOU!
Stranger: im NOT A FUCKING BITCH PUSSY SHIT!!!!!!!!
You: YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH, PUSSY SHIT!!!!!!
Stranger: ASSLESS ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!
You: I have a asshole! SO do you!
Stranger: SMELLY HORSE DICK!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: M OR F
You: DO you even know how these smell?
You: WTF is a M or F?
Stranger: MALE OR FEMALE
You: YOU FIRST!
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You: NO!
You: FUCK YOU!
Stranger: I DONT LIKE GETTING ANALLED
You: Neither do I, BITCH!
Stranger: FUCK OFF
You: What do you want me to answear?
Stranger: nevermind
Stranger: see ya
You: bye
jag är inne och snackar om döda bävrar
You: dude
Stranger: dude.
You: where is my car??
Stranger: dude.
Stranger: where IS your car?
You: i don't know
You: where is my car dude?
Stranger: dude..
Stranger: wheres your car
You: dude my car is gone
Stranger: noo way
You: hey
You: we gotta find it dude
Stranger: ok dude
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You: dude
Stranger: dude.
You: where is my car??
Stranger: dude.
Stranger: where IS your car?
You: i don't know
You: where is my car dude?
Stranger: dude..
Stranger: wheres your car
You: dude my car is gone
Stranger: noo way
You: hey
You: we gotta find it dude
Stranger: ok dude
You: Dude!
Stranger: DUDE!
You: Wheres my car?
Stranger: which one? the porsche or the lambourghini? :O
You: I don't know.
You: batmobile!
Stranger: oooh. it's in the hospital parking lot,
Stranger: just throwing that out there
You: Oh. what hospital?
Stranger: you know, i really don't know. that one, you'll have to figure out. it can't be too hard, there's not too many hospitals with batmobiles in the lot
You: Duuude :'(
You: my batmobiiile!
Stranger: sorry man. i can't help you with that one.
Stranger: good luck thoughh!
You: What?
You: Why not?
You: You stole my car!
You: I knew it!
Stranger: i did not :O
You: Can you keep a secret?
Stranger: sure
You: I'm BATMAN!
You: shhh!
Stranger: oh , don't you worry. i won't tell anyone :)
You: why not?
You: are you ashamed of me?
Stranger: oh no. you just told me to keep it a secret
You: No I did not. I asked If you could, not if you would.
Stranger: oh. well. you got some logic there.
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Alla verkar hitta galna människor på Omegle... medans jag hittar seriösa, schyssta människor man kan prata allvarligt med O_O
Vissa discar för mycket. 8<
Nästan alla på Omegle är sjukt tråkiga.
You: hello?
Stranger: hi...
Stranger: hellow???
You: I'm fat. I weigh 3 0000000000000 pounds.
Stranger: really?
You: yeah.
Stranger: i dont trust you
You: why not?
You: oh
You: brb gotta get cookie
Stranger: okay
Stranger: if you have so much weight, how can you even move to get your cookie?
You: I have cookies everywhere!
You: even here
You: brb, another cookie
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you chat with someone else, dont you?
You: no, I would never do that to you.
You: You know I love you!
You: Almost more than cookies!
Stranger: *laugh*
Stranger: thankyou, I hope I can do better than those cookie
You: you wish
Stranger: to satisfy you
You: sorry, cookies is my religion
Stranger: what kind of cookie is that?
Stranger: what's your fav?
You: I don't know. there is so many kinds....
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: I'M OUT OF COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: THEY'RE GONE!!!
You: ALL OF THEM!
Efter det så loggade idioten ut.... jag vet inte varför.
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