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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WAIT
You: DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE!
You: CAN
You: YOU
You: SEE
You: ME
You: ?
Stranger: Seriously, you're embarassing.
Stranger: Jesus Christ
You: WHAT THE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WAIT
You: DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE!
You: CAn
You: You
You: SEE
You: ME
You: ?
Stranger: u again
Stranger: dammit
You: O_o
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GOD LOVES YA
Stranger: no he doesnt
You: He soes
You: does*
You: i swear
You: are you a sinner?
Stranger: noo .. i just dont believe in god cause hes not real
You: awwwwww then you must be 13
You: grow up!
You: GOD LOVES YA
Stranger: noo im not 13
Stranger: im smart cause i know gods not real
You: too bad, god loves little kids
Stranger: just like micheal jackson loved little boys x]]
You: like priests
You: they love little boys too
You: catholic priests
You: they love them
Stranger: so you just agreed that god rapes children
You: no, only priests
You: they aint god
Stranger: your stupid
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hahahaha fett najs XD
chatroullete.com är samma sak, FAST man webbar med olika männikskor ;)
wanna try?
Citat från Mademoiselle
chatroullete.com är samma sak, FAST man webbar med olika männikskor ;)
wanna try?
Det är fler som har skrivit det.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi :) im looking for a hot horny girl for cam sex
You: You do? :D
You: maximum age?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: asl?
You: fuck, i am like 46... you don't want to see mah pussy? :D
Stranger: ...
You: you want it do you? :* MOHAHAHAHA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Citat från kapten
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi :) im looking for a hot horny girl for cam sex
You: You do? :D
You: maximum age?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: asl?
You: fuck, i am like 46... you don't want to see mah pussy? :D
Stranger: ...
You: you want it do you? :* MOHAHAHAHA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
haha klockren xD
Stranger: thats scottish :L
You: u drooled (a'
Stranger: eh?
You: :L <-- drool
Stranger: no laugh
You: aw u got mad ):
Stranger: naa na
You: nanananana *sing*
Stranger: wat u listening to?
You: music (:
You: u ?
Stranger: florence and the machine
You: OOOOH :O
Stranger: do u know wat that is
You: yes, it's gäy stuff (:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u
You: asl?`
Stranger: 18 m india and u?
You: 47 m bratislava
you're too young
You have disconnected.
:D
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: moooi
You: UWO!
Stranger: hyökään
Stranger: UFO
You: NO, UWO
Stranger: NO, UFO
You: http://spotlife.se/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kissie2.jpg <--- THAT'S AN UWO
Stranger: NO, IT'S UFO
You: NO, IT'S A FUCKING UWO
Stranger: OKAY D:
You: PRECIS
You: UHM
You: EXACTLY
You: HUR HOW THE FUCK YOU WANNA SPELL IT
You: OR*****
Stranger: HUR GAMMAL JAJA
You: OMG
You: VEMFANÄRU!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!
Stranger: JAG ÄR EN FÅGELHUND
You: OJOJOJ
Stranger: OJ OJOJOJOJOJO
You: JAG ÄR EN............ FISKPINNE (i)
Stranger: JONAS ÄR EN FISKFINNE >:OOOOO
You: VEMJONAS? XD
You: Jonas är en avatar ):
Stranger: VÅR EX-KLASS VÄNNER
Stranger: ELLER HUR
You: HUHUHU
You: MIN KOMPIS POJKVÄN HETER JONAS
Stranger: OMG
You: HAN ÄR EN AVATAR :'D
Stranger: D:
You: EC? :D
Stranger: ?
Stranger: VA?
You: OKEJ, DET VAR INGET
Stranger: OKEJ
Stranger: :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: HUR GAMMAL ÄR DU?
You: `VEM ER DU? :D
Stranger: VAR BOR DU?
You: JAG ÄR..... 13 (i)
Stranger: LAMPPA
You: AHMAGGAD
Stranger: LAMPA
Stranger: WHALE
You: JAG KAN PRATA VALSPRÅK
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: GRATTI
Stranger: S
You: JAG HAR LÄRT MIG AV DORIS I HITTA EMO :'D
Stranger: DU BOR I SVERIGE?
You: JA?
Stranger: WANNA CHECK MINE UPPSATS?
You: OKEJ
Stranger: Min första skoldag
Jag har glömt min första skoldag i grundskolan därför skriver jag att min första skoldag i gymnasiet. Det en dag regnade lite. Jag hade bara en kompis vem började också gymnasiet i Vaskivuori. Men jag var rädd för att jag skulle inte få kompisar. Ändå dagen var trevlig och vi såg en fin dansföreställning. Det var min första dag i gymnasiet.
You: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
Stranger: >:)
You: VART LIGGER VASKIVUORI?
Stranger: I VANTAA
You: O_O
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Stranger: fråm stockholm eller?
You: nej malmö :(
You: sj?
Stranger: stokholm
You: a oki :3
Stranger: kille antar jag?
You: nej tjej ^^''
Stranger: första gången man får chatta med en tjej på såna här saker :p
Wow svensk tjej xD händer inte ofta vi tänkte samma sak
You: hey
Stranger: male 14
Stranger: california
Stranger: you?
You: f 65 USA
Stranger: ewww yur old
You: oh no ):
Stranger: so fuck off please
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Va taskigt, inget fel på att vara "65" ):
Citat från HyperFR34K
Va taskigt, inget fel på att vara "65" ):[/i]
Jo, det är äckligt xD
Stranger: WILD ABRA APPEARS
You: OH MY
Stranger: what shall you do?
You: I NEVER CATCHES ABRA
You: Damn
You: I dunno
You: It keeps teleporting away
Stranger: Abra tilts head in confusion
You: DARN
You: U-use
You: MASTER BALL
Stranger: ABRA USES FUTURE SIGHT
Stranger: and is able to dodge MASTER BALL
You: AH
Stranger: ABRA USES CONFUSION ON ATTACKER
You: Attacker?
You: That's me.
You: That means
You: I am confused.
You: AHHHHH GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL FFS
Stranger: ABRA USES FUTURE SIGHT TO SEE ATTACKERS NEXT MOVE
You: I USE
You: KILLING MACHINE
You: *SLASH SLASH*
You: DID THAT REALLY KILL ABRA?
You: OR DID ABRA KNEW THAT MOVE TOO?
Stranger: ABRA COMES OUT FROM BEHIND BUSH
Stranger: ABRA KNEW THAT MOVE!
You: WAAAAAAAAH
You: So
You: I USE SAND-ATTACK
Stranger: ABRA uses RECOVER
You: Why?
You: ABRA wasn't even hurt.
Stranger: TO recover
Stranger: from your stupid killing machine
Stranger: O.o
You: POKEMON DIE BY THAT
You: NOBODY GETS HURT BY MY KILLING MACHINE, THEY DIE
Stranger: IM SORRY
Stranger: Abra sticks TOUNGE out at ATTACKER
You: SO
Stranger: SO!
You: ATTACKER SCREAMS THE EARS OUTTA ABRA
Stranger: Abra uses disable at the ATTACKER, so now the ATTACKER can scream NO MORE!
You: ATTACKER throws EXEGGCUTOR at ABRA.
Stranger: ABRA USES REFLECT
Stranger: EXEGGCUTOR GOES BACK AT ATTACKER
You: ATTACKER throws... ONIX THE INCREDIBLE ROCK WORM AT ABRA
Stranger: Abra is confused.
You: lol
Stranger: WHAT THE HELL IS AN INCREDIBLE ROCK WORM!?
Stranger: Abra freaks out..
You: ONIX IS
Stranger: Abra uses RECOVER to calm down.
You: ONIX uses ROCK THROW
You: dodododo
Stranger: Abra FLAILS at that attack!
Stranger: Abra uses PSYBEAM on ONIX!
Stranger: ONIX FAINTS
You: ATTACKER sent out CHARIZARD
Stranger: Abra flinches at CHARIZARDS FEROCITY
You: CHARIZARD uses TAIL WHIP + FIRE = FIRE TAIL WHIP = ABRA is BUUUUUURNED TO THE FLAMES
Stranger: Abra TELEPORTS to BEHIND ATTACKER
You: ATTACKER uses STRANGLE on ABRA
Stranger: ABRA DODGES ATTACK
Stranger: HA
Stranger: Abra uses FUTURE SIGHT TO SEE CHARIZARDS NEXT MOVE
You: CHARIZARD does nothing
Stranger: Abra does nothing
Stranger: Abra is bored
You: CHARIZARD uses FLAME THROWER
You: ABRA is DOUBLEBURNED
Stranger: ABRA USES REFLECT
Stranger: Abra's attack was too late
Stranger: Abra uses RECOVER
Stranger: Abra is HEALED
Stranger: Abra uses PSYBEAM on CHARIZARD
You: CHARIZARD doesn't give a shit about RECOVER and ATTACKER throws a GREAT BALL
Stranger: ABRA SCREECHES AND TELEPORTS AWAY
Stranger: or so Abra thinks
Stranger: Abra is CAPTURED
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA
You: By me, right?
You: Hopefully, GARY didn't come by to catch my Pokémon
Stranger: ... (unfortunately)
You: :O
Stranger: Abra's pokeball shakes
You: OH NO
You: CHARIZARD steps on the ball
You: (hahaha lol)
Stranger: ABRA SPAZZES OUT
You: HAHA
Stranger: Abra breaks free of the Pokeball!
You: CHARIZARD breaks ABRA.
You: Or well, it's legs
Stranger: Abra uses RECOVER and teleports away
You: FOR GOD'S SAKE
Stranger: ;D
You: I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH THAT DAMN POKÉMON FOR THOUSAND OF YEARS
You: AND NOW
You: WHAT
You: I
You: AHH
Stranger: Abra laughs at attacker
You: Attacker's life goes on
Stranger: :)
Stranger: Abra teleports elsewhere
You: Seriously.
You: Charizard, neither Attacker can live with this.
You: Well, well
You: Next time will do it.
Stranger: Abra teleports back
You: YAY
Stranger: Abra sends message to attacker
Stranger: FORGOT MY PURSE
Stranger: Abra tries to teleport away
You: BUT
You: CHARIZARD steals the PURSE
Stranger: Abra is ANGRY
You: It better be
Stranger: Abra BITCHSLAPS CHARIZARD and steals PURSE back!
Stranger: Abra sticks tounge out again
You: CHARIZARD is CONFUSED
Stranger: Abra LAUGHS at CHARIZARD
You: ATTACKER: CHARIZARD, that's enough! Come back!
You: ATTACKER sent out ARTICUNO!
Stranger: Abra says "OH SHIT!"
Stranger: Abra sets up reflect shield
You: Oops
You: I gotta go
You: Fun fighting with you though
Stranger: Abra TELEPORTS
Stranger: away
Stranger: you too
Stranger: ;D
You: Bye "Abra".
Stranger: Bye... Attacker
Stranger: Train CHARIZARD well
Stranger: Abra TELEPORTS TO ANOTHER CHAT
^ bästa chatten ever
^ <3
Jag träffade precis min kompis på omegle... Vi satt mitt emot varandra i samma rum, SCORE!
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