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^ DU har en poäng

Stranger: I like my coffee black, just like my women!
Stranger: White's okaayyy too
You: Okay, that's good I guess...
Stranger: Are you black?
You: No, I'm white
Stranger: Ooh... well, I'll just have to disconnect you then.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ouch :(

Stranger: Do, or do not. There is no try.
You: there is only do
Stranger: Only do.
You: yes only do
Stranger: Aint no try shooot
You: never ever try
You: just do, yes
Stranger: Indeed.
You: of course
Stranger: Deep thoughts.
You: very
Stranger: You must do a lot.
You: yes i do much
You: do you do much?
Stranger: I do when I can
You: i see
Stranger: Which is always, because there is no not.
You: yes there is no not, there is only do
Stranger: Wonder is there ever was a not and never a do.
Stranger: if*
You: there has never been a not
You: but the do has always been with us
Stranger: What about before the do existed and there was only a not?
You: when only the days of not was, then the ones alive DID, and thus the do came to live
Stranger: Mind blown.
You: completely
You: do you do now?
Stranger: I'm going to start a do not trend.
Stranger: You can be my first in command
You: a do not? why would you need a do not trend? explain to me thy thought
Stranger: Do not, there is no do. There is only not.
You: this sounds strange
Stranger: I plan to reverse the world. Turn back time. Can only be accomplished with not.
You: but there is something to it, and thus take all back to he time when there was no do
Stranger: Like how superman turned back time from flying around the earth in the opposite direction of it's spin
You: interesting, can this be done persay?
Stranger: We can go back and never do.
Stranger: Almost possitive it can be done
You: very well, if there is indeed almost possitive then it must be done in the name of the theory
You: the teory of do or not
Stranger: Why even do? There isn't a point
Stranger: I have to go.
Stranger: Also, i was testing your honor with the do
You: mkay :) i'm gonna copy this conversation and save it o.O
Stranger: If you wish.
Stranger: I'm going to make some do in the toilet here soon
You: oh yes i wish, but know that i shal keep on doing and thus i shalst be naught but your adversary
You: i am going to do as well and keep up the resistance
Stranger: Do well my friend. Do all. Do til the night is wrought of don't

haha <.<

en kille sa att mitt blod luktade bacon där förut ,det kändes som en diss haha.

woh, jag låtsades vara en rutten granny, men en sa till mig att skärpa mig och prata vanligt D: så då gjorde ja det och vi snackade i 2 timmar O.o sen skulle han dra </3

You: Hejsan
Stranger: say three words
You: I like myself
Stranger: romance?
You: Yes
Stranger: I love u cutie

Stranger: ur country is crazy
Stranger: my one jewish friend said
Stranger: sweeden has huge gay population
Stranger: and girls re datin with boys from other countries
Stranger: is this true?
You: is a Norwegian saying all this? ;) ;)
Stranger: yes
Stranger: norwegians are jealousy on you?


LOL. dessa norskar.. O.o

Stranger: im the white knight in shining armor
You: NOWAY !? on real?
Stranger: Yes
You: mhm i need to poop noow

You have disconnected.

Blir ju förundrad över engelskan som skrivs. Just, wtf.

CHATROULETTE TRÅDEN BLEV LÅST ;@@@@@@

Denna tråd är precis flyttad hit ifrån Öppet forum-forumet. MVH FUCK

Stranger: Hi!
You: HEJ!
Stranger: What?
You: VADÅ VAD?!
Stranger: Huh?
You: FÖRSTÅR DU VAD JAG SKRIVER?
Stranger: No.

jag dog x100<33333333333333

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: want to see my cock?
You: no, do you want to see my dick
Stranger: no
You: okej
Stranger: we call this a mexican standoff
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

xD fan vad jag skrattade

http://www.chatroulette.com/
som omegle, men med cam.
kul.

Citat från ContainsBlood
Citat från 4NUS
Inte kul.