omegle
^ eller någon av alla 970975097037609741 andra som skriver det
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DET ÄR ROLIGT
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 f sweden
You: Coolt :D
You: Jag är 16, tjej, från Sverige
Stranger: haha
Stranger: var i svergige bor du då? =P
You: Typ Lilla edet XD
You: Du då? :)
Stranger: okej ehm.. det vet jag inte riktigt var det ligger haha xD
Stranger: jag bor i sigtuna '
You: Nära Trollhättan typ :P
Oki doki :)
Stranger: aha, okej =P
You: Typ Stockholm eller? :s
Stranger: haha ja, en liten bit ifrån =P
You: Okej :P
Stranger: så... vad heter du haha?
You: Miranda, du då?
Stranger: åh.. haha jag älskar det namnet
Stranger: jag heter Ida
You: Coolt :D
Stranger: haha =D
You: Hehe ^^
Stranger: går du i gymnasiet eller?
You: 9:an
Stranger: aha, okej
You: Japp :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Jag blev lite ledsen när hon disconnecta :(
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: ROMEO!
Stranger: :)
Stranger: julet
Stranger: juliet:P
You: I LOVE YOU!
Stranger: i love u too! :P
You: Where are you?
Stranger: i want to kiss u
Stranger: sweden
You: Jävlar! Jag är också i sverige!
Stranger: school
You: Fast jag är ju sjuk.
Stranger: jeg er fra norge egentlig da
Stranger: men jaja
You: Men jag kan inte norska.
Stranger: hehe, det gåtr
You: Fan! Då så gifter vi oss inte!
Stranger: haha
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 f
Stranger: du?
You: fan. men du är ju inte romeo!
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BE FUNNÄY
Stranger: NEVER.
You: BE IT!
You: OR ELSE....
Stranger: NO!
You: GOD DAMMIT!
You: BE FUNNÄY!
Stranger: CONSARNIT.
You: OR I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!
Stranger: WHY DON'T YOU BE FUNNY? YOU NEVER TAKE THE INITIATIVE IN OUR RELATIONSHIP
You: WELL I'M SORRY!
Stranger: WELL YOU SHOULD BE!
You: IT'S NOT EASY TO BE THE PROVIDER
Stranger: IT'S NOT EASY TO BE AROUND YOU
You: WELL SCREW YOU THEN
Oh btw, I fucked your sister yesterday (:
Stranger: THAT'S A DUDE.
You: WELL I'M A GIRL
You: AND I'M BISEXUAL
Stranger: WELL I'M A GIRL AND I HAVE NO SISTERS.
You: SO I'M OKEY WITH IT
You: ... darn.
Stranger: WHATEVER, I JUST THOUGHT YOU WOULD NOTICE THE EXTRA APPENDAGE.
Jag blev gift på omegle :P
Vi har varit gifta i typ 4 månader xD
najs
De har tydligen lagt till så att man kan cama med folk på omegle.
Alla på omegle är fula, iallafall alla från usa...
Stranger: hey
You: HEEEY GUURL OR BOOIII
Stranger: boy you
You: Wait...
You: I have to check
You: one sec ;)
You: OMFG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Wild Abra appeared!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i summon my pikachu
Stranger: i use thundershock
Stranger: abra is in critical condition
Stranger: pokeball goooooo
Stranger: yay! i caught an abra
You: At least you thought so
You: Abra is a smart Pokémon, and the one you caught was only a plastic copy.
Stranger: oh noes
Stranger: i didnt want a fucking abra anyways
Stranger: all he can do is fucking teleport
You: Duh
Stranger: useless rat
You: You can teach 'im awesome psychic TMs?
You: Abra's like legen (wait for it) dary, and if you don't catch an Abra, you're not a very good trainer.
Stranger: meh
You: You shall catch 'em all, you know!
Stranger: no
Stranger: i fucking hate abra
Stranger: hes mean
Stranger: and ran away
Stranger: fuck him
Stranger: i dont need him
You: What if he gets down on his knees and prey for being with you? What if Abra needs YOU?
Stranger: then maybe
You: A "maybe" isn't enough for Abra.
You: He really needs you.
You: Every trainer turns him down, 'cause the only thing he knows is how to Teleport
You: And they don't wanna take him home, they just ATTACK HIM.
You: LET HIM FAINT
Stranger: i tried
Stranger: to give him a home
Stranger: but he decieved me
You: Not really. Through trying to attack/fight Abra, Abra needs to use at least one attack.
You: Since Teleport is the only attack Abra knows, he has to run away.
You: You think it is faith, destiny, that Abra is to forever be alone+
You: ?*
Stranger: yea
You: Then I guess you're not the trainer Abra wants to belong to.
You: This is goodbye, Abra says
You: Wild Abra used TELEPORT.
You have disconnected.
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