omegle
^HAHAHAH
Stranger: ...
Stranger: the prince among horny guys... looking for his princess... are you the one?
You: HAHAHA
You: I love you, dude <3
Stranger: whyy.. do we meet again..
Stranger: think we do...
You: Haha. Just go and cut your balls off, please? :)
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Han ville inte skära kulorna av sig :(
Citat från Paganblut
Jävla mes. Var det där allt?
Pic related, killen med skon är från Omegle.
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Haha så korkad xD
HHAHAHAHAHA skokillen <3
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: 好
You: MOTHER FUCKER ;@
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Stranger: my dicks bigger than urs
You: oh yeah
Stranger: yeah
You: yeahyeah
Stranger: yeah yeah yeahs
You: i dont have any dick
You: cause my father cut it off
Stranger: oh tough break
You: yeah
You: i hate him
You: i want my dick back
You: D:
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jag länkade min SO lärares facebook och sa att det var jag , han la till henne som vän xD
Skokillen var ju lite söt btw. ;)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YAYAYAYAYA
Stranger: *I am struck by a bright light. When I wake up, I find that I'm on a gigantic table..in actuality, I've been shrunken until I'm 3 inches tall!
Stranger: hi o.o
You: wow
You: that's deep man
Stranger: o,o
Stranger: *stumbles over
You: how did that happen?
Stranger: Who on earth are you?
Stranger: I dunno..I just wound up..shrunken
You: i'm your giant slave. sir
You: and now my breasts are even bigger
Stranger: A giant slave? How could I possibly control someone....
Stranger: The thought is tempting, miss Gulliver
You: yeah
You: but hey!
Stranger: It's hard to think of YOU as the slave in this context....
You: u can go inside my pussy, and while ur in there u can stand up and press the g-point
Stranger: That would be interesting indeed..but wouldn't it be dangerous?
You: a little exchanged rolls, sir
Stranger: Do I have a choice?
You: yeah it would..
You: wait
You: NO!
You: u have to do it
Stranger: *Whimpers and tries to run away
You: and while ur fucking me with ur whole body.. can u take my ass too? ;)
Stranger: Well...you'd have to do that one at a time...
You: NO
You: NOOOOOOOONONONO WAIT
You: I don't want a fucking übermidget in my pussy D:
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Stranger: do u like cock?
You: I love cock
Stranger: good to hear
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:c
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: A wild BULBASAUR appears...
You: POKEBALL GO!
Stranger: Wild BULBASAUR breaks free!
You: OMG! GO CHARMANDER
Stranger: Wild BULBASAUR uses Tackle!
Stranger: Wild BULBASAUR inflicts 40 damage!
You: Noo! Charmander!!!
You: Charmander! Fire attack! NOW!
Stranger: Wild BULBASAUR has fainted...
Stranger: CHARMANDER has advanced to the next level!
Stranger: CHARMANDER is trying to learn EMBER, but CHARMANDER has already learned 4 moves. Delete a move to make space for EMBER?
You: Yes
Stranger: Please select a move to delete:
Stranger: Tackle
Stranger: Growl
Stranger: Quick Attack
Stranger: Tail Spin
You: Growl
Stranger: 1... 2... CHARMANDER forgot GROWL and... POOF! CHARMANDER learned EMBER!
You: Yaay! Go Charmander!
Stranger: Camper Elliott would like to battle...
You: Accept
Stranger: Camper Elliott sends out BLASTOISE
Stranger: BLASTOISE uses HYPER PUMP
Stranger: BLASTOISE fucks up CHARMANDER
Stranger: CHARMANDER has fainted
Stranger: Stranger has whited out...
You: Oh no. Charmander.
You: I'll hae to go to the pokecenter.
You: have
Stranger: Stranger has been teleported to Poke Centre
Stranger: Nurse Anne: Hi there! Would you like me to restore your pokemon to full health?
You: Yes
Stranger: Nurse Anne: Oh Noez! CHARMANDER is too wet to revive? Put down CHARMANDER?
You: ...
You: Yes.
Stranger: CHARMANDER: /wrists
Stranger: Nurse Anne: BL!
Stranger: Professor Oak: LOL!
You: Hi Professor Oak!
You: Long time, no see
Stranger: Professor Oak: I watched your CHARMANDER die man.... it got smashed
You: Yeah I know. There was nothing I could do to save him
Stranger: Professor Oak: Maybe not be so bad?
You: Fuck you Professor Oak :(
Stranger: Professor Oak has fainted.
Stranger: GAME OVER
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Ahahahah made my day!
underkategori:
ahahahahaha, lätt bästa ;D
Stranger: look im going to go.. and im going to tell you a whole bunch of shit that isnt true.. but i find amusing imagining the reaction when you read it.. and ill leave you to this fucked up description as i leave this conversation.
Stranger: hahah man..
You: Alrighty.
Stranger: im so sick its discusting haha.. peace
Stranger: i love pulling forskins back and forth.. i love using someone elses shit as lubricant to slam there dick in my arse.. and i enjoy the ocasional replacement of eyes with testicles.. so when people cry, they cry sperm
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Dx
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