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HAHA, jag skickar alltid:
Im Inga from sweden. I have fakeboobs and i like to play with them.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TJAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: yah
You: yah
You: yah
You: yaha!
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: ahahahahahahahahahaahah
You: oh :(
Stranger: what?
You: was it really that fun? xD
Stranger: was what fun?
You: you tell me!
Stranger: uhhh
Stranger: no?
You: fine then!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so
You: yeah, so
Stranger: hmm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Givande konversation måste jag säga!

det e tråkigt :<

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You: YODA?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: Luke?
You: Its me!
Stranger: its Obi Wan here
You: i need to talk with Yoda
You: where is he?
Stranger: damn... he's gone
You: gone? like, gone forever?
Stranger: he went to a party, to Darth's place
Stranger: he'll be back weendesday
You: wtf? he promised to be my sexslave today. its his turn!
Stranger: when he'll be finally sober enough to find way home
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: ask R2D2 then, if you're in need
Stranger: or wait for Yoda to come back
You: No, he and that steel thing went to the beach
You: they have to work on their tan
Stranger: sigh... they're as useless as always
Stranger: how about Chewba-how-the-hell-do-you-spell-it?
You: No, i dont understand what he says.
Stranger: is it really essential if he's the one to be slave?
You: Very well. I guess u have to wait until Yoda is here.
Stranger: he understands you, that's enough
You: do you have his number ?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: um... it was like 911-something
You: Thank you Obi! I will call him right up!
You: Bye!

HAHAAHHAHA asså dina konversationer är hilarious <3

Stranger: im horny
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: yeah,your boring.i want to talk sex!
Stranger: i will disconect if you dont get me horny.
You: it's like ... 22:03.. but I'm tired anyways!
You: well
You: I will get u horny...
You: by saying...
You: that I'm GAY!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

jag och en kompis satt och frågade alla om de var påven...
många vart sura och sedan var det en kille (tror vi) som sa att han var det... sen frågade vi vad han använde sin tandborste till
det var väldigt kul
Det är ett bra tidsfördriv

Stranger: hey
You: OMG
You: WATCH OUT MAN
Stranger: I BE A PIRATE YARRRR
You: NINJAKICK
Stranger: I'M GONNA RAPE YOU
You: *BAMBAM*
Stranger: CONSIDER IT
Stranger: PIRAPE!!!!!!!!!!!
You: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
You: FLEEEEE
You: *NINJAS JUMPING EVERYWHERE*
You: HIDE MY FRIENDS HIDE!
Stranger: PIRATES WILL PIRAPE THEM ALL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Pirape<3

You: CUPCAKE
Stranger: I'm a retard
You: wow. i love rtards
You: want a cupcake?
Stranger: Well no i'm a Reee-tard
You: the you are a.. re-taaard?
Stranger: I like dresses
You: WOW
You: thats pretty shitty man
You: CUPCAKE
Stranger: i want a cupcake
You: yay
Stranger: But I'm a retard
You: i c-can make you a cupcake :3
Stranger: I'm a retard and i like big cock
Stranger: In my asss
You: are .. you .. a girl?
Stranger: I'm a retard and i like big cock
Stranger: That's my fonction
You: snape, snape, severus snape *DUMBELDORE!*
Stranger: Oh i'm french too, sorry
You: HUH?
Stranger: Do you like retards ?
You: ofcourse, speceally when they drewls
You: yummie

You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there
You: repeat
Stranger: repeat who
You: who who who who

HAHAHA <3

You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there?
You: dis
Stranger: dis who?
You: connect
You have disconnected.

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