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You: ey y0 wazzup
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Trevliga människor!

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You: TJEEENARE
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: nooooooooooooo D:
You: WHERE
You: ??????
Stranger: Just there!
Stranger: RIGHT THERE MAN!
You: AH GOD! RIGHT THERE?
Stranger: JUST THERE FUCK!
You: OMG GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!
Stranger: HERE GRAB MY HAND!
You: I CANT REACH!!!!!
Stranger: TRY HARDER DAMMIT!
Stranger: JUMP!
You: IM GONNA HAVE TO JUMP!!!!!
You: BE READY TIO CATCH ME GODDAMNIT
Stranger: OKAYOKAY COMON FS!
Stranger: THEY'RE COMING
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: AHHHH HOLD ON!
You: DONT LET GO OF MY HAND!!!! IM GONNA FALL
Stranger: I'M TRYING TO! YOUR SLIPPING!
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOo
Stranger: HOLD ON MAN!
You: OMG IM SLIPPING!!!!!!!
Stranger: OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOO
You: I.... CANT....
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: NOOOOOO DONT GIVE UP
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O ooooooooooooooo
You: ..........................
Stranger: NEARLY THERE
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Stranger: hello
You: peddobear is that you?
Stranger: yes
You: D: Oh nooo!
Stranger: who is dis
You: I knew u where gonna find me
Stranger: well u were right
Stranger: wait r u a girl?
You: well...
yup
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well then
You: well what?
Stranger: i guess u gunna get raped :)
Stranger: hows that sound?
You: my daddy is gonna get angry at u
Stranger: fuck yo daddy
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Det är inte ens roligt längre :o

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Stranger: baby im just dying in ur arms tonight
You: Oh rly
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You: That's called necrophilea
You: You disgust me!
Stranger: dude u pro
You: Indeed
You: i have children to...sing lovesongs to...goodbye
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Stranger: finger your pussy
You: pussycat
Stranger: send pics?
You: on my dick?
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älskar omegle. fast alla är typ koreaner, och de är så jävla dåliga på engelska.

Citat från Leijonsparf

You: hi
Stranger: straight 16 m usa, lookin to exchange nude pics with teenage girl :)

imBATMAN_lol

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA asså jag garvade genom hela er konversation <3

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You: Yoho
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: F
You: ya?
Stranger: 19 male
You: allright dude
Stranger: where u from?
You: Im from da states
You: and ya?
Stranger: california
You: Allright
Stranger: you?
You: Chicago city
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: what keeps you up tonight?
You: im drunk and wild, and very bored here in my apartment.
You: you then
Stranger: horny
Stranger: :(
You: i see
Stranger: :)
You: Wana do smtg about it hun? :>
Stranger: yes i do :)
Stranger: whatre u wearing?
You: I have no idea man
You: let me go check, i can barly stand up
Stranger: do u have a webcam?
You: No sorry, its broken :c
You: oh nice, im wearing a tshirt and a pair of jeans
You: fuck, my kb is all wet.
Stranger: my cock is soo hard
You: ;O
You: My pussy aint, do smtg about it
Stranger: wanna see it?
You: Sure!
Stranger: email?
You: no wait haha
You: you gona show me yo dick?
Stranger: ye?
Stranger: ya
You: No thanks
Stranger: ah why?
You: because its small and tiny. is that you jason?
You: haahaaa
Stranger: no
You: Jason!!!
Stranger: im Zach
You: can i call you jason? that turns me on..
You: haha
Stranger: ok...
You: Jason, would you like to fuck me?
Stranger: yes i would
You: Where!
You: oh man im so wasted..
Stranger: in the shower baby
You: whats the clock?
You: clock clock!
Stranger: 331 for you
You: yey
You: ok
You: i should go to bed..
You: but i dont know..
You: Anyway! do you like anal or pussy fuck?
Stranger: pussy
Stranger: i eat it too :p
You: /:
You: I like when a man is eating my ass and penetrate it.

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You: .....
Stranger: .....
You: ...................
Stranger: .......................................................... banyakan gw kaleeeeeee..........................
Stranger: are u mr bean!
Stranger: or winnie the pooh?

HAHAHAH?

Stranger: hey
You: yo
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Stranger: sometimes
You: what?
Stranger: onlyon wednesdays
You: yeaaah, what happens?
You: I wanna know
Stranger: only on fridays i can tell you
You: but then, what about thursdays
Stranger: only every other thursday starting 4 from now, last offer
You: taken
Stranger: alrigt this coming monday we will talk about tuesday
Stranger: and we will have to make saturday a sunday becuase tuesday just wont do every other week
You: but what happens with the old sunday, thats just weird for monday thats used to being after the old sunday
Stranger: alright we will make it a leftday so the right day wont be left out on the right side of the old sunday
You: okay, I'm with u. sounds good, but what is happening?
Stranger: that is for me to kow and you to find out, but only in the new week that isnt coming
You: right, and thats in the 13:th month? Just so we're clear
Stranger: the 14th month begins
Stranger: but only if the first day is a leftday
You: and then I can figure it out?
You: promise
Stranger: alright, and then sunday wll return and no one will know what happened
Stranger: confusing this is, following it i am not
Stranger: fun talking to you this wass
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Idag typ vid halv sju, hade varit uppe hela natten <3
Däckade efter och vaknade vid 3, med den sidan uppe ^^

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You: hi barbie
Stranger: http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7669/95aid1.jpg
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HAHAHHA va fin han var. Ingen som svarade med "hi ken" :(

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You: hi barbie
Stranger: Hey Max Steel! xD
You: wtf lol no i'm ken
Stranger: haha! xD
Stranger: Shut up _l_
Stranger: what's up ?
You: mastrbating
You: u
Stranger: www.redtube.com ;) it makes me happy.
You: pornhub is even better
You: ;)
Stranger: both are good ;)
You: haha yeah
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: bosnia
You: u?
Stranger: Cool :)
Stranger: I'm from Brazil :]
You: cool
You: m/f
You: ?
Stranger: M... will you sign off ? are you looking for girls with cam ? :(
You: No... I'm gay so it's OK. None of my culture respects me
You: :(
You: do u respect me?
Stranger: Don't be sad!
Stranger: of course.
Stranger: i can't judge you.
Stranger: i'm not against gays.
You: thank you, that feels great <3
Stranger: i'm not homophobic.
Stranger: i have a lot of gay friends.
You: got cam? ;)
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: yup.
You: wanna make my evening?
Stranger: but i just would be your friend, right ?
You: nooo
You: u're my lover from now
Stranger: i'm not gay,
You: my slave
You: yes ur gay
Stranger: hahaha
You: plz???
You: just for once
Stranger: nope.
You: for me?
Stranger: i only like girls, i'm sorry!
You: not even for max steel? :(
You: u can pretend that ur a gal
You: NO
Stranger: i was just joking!
You: tha I am a gal i meant
You: i AM max steel
Stranger: haha! xD
You: have u never dreamed of jerking off in front of max steel?
Stranger: hey dude, i respect you! can you respect me ? xD
You: no
You: i'm max steel
You: i don't respect anything
Stranger: very funny;
You: if u don't respect max stell, u don't respect anything


HAHAAHHAHA fin kille
Jag har askul, älskar omegle <3