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Citat från obfuscation

Fan vilket coolt sätt att träffas på xD

FAAAAAN hade en jättelång och fantasifull konversation med min skyddande ängel så dör mitt nät och hela grejen avslutas :(((((

http://15230663630260.bilddagboken.se/p/show.html?id=420260759&directlink=1
http://15230663630260.bilddagboken.se/p/show.html?id=420261334&directlink=1
http://15230663630260.bilddagboken.se/p/show.html?id=420299330&directlink=1
http://15230663630260.bilddagboken.se/p/show.html?id=420344736&directlink=1

4 olika!
kolla i HD, för texten är ganska liten :o

Stranger: black people have no soul
You: NO WAY YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
Stranger: XD
You: what the hell do you thing youre doing mister?!?!1
Stranger: informing people that black people have no soul
You: ohhh
You: well thats okay.
You: hows it going?
Stranger: pretty good
You: how many have called you racist?
Stranger: umm well ur the first not to disconnect

typ roligaste jag fått, alla andra är bara jätteseriösa.

Citat från Tramptass

Stranger: from what country ?
You: *purr purr*
You: sweden!
Stranger: anyong hasseo
You: haha korea!
Stranger: namnamnida
You: dunno
You: appa!
You: oppa!
You: unni
You: haha
Stranger: oh u know how to speak in korea

-lite senare-
You: amazing
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: chi
Stranger: ne
You: kore wa ikura desu ka?
Stranger: sori im not realy fluent hahaha wat does that mean can u teach me hahahha

haha, så mycket några få ord kan göra.

Stranger: A wild Stranger appears!
You: Groar!
Stranger: Wild Stranger threw candy!
You: Wait, do we have to fight?
Stranger: Wild Stranger uses Awkward Grope!
You: You asked for it!
Stranger: Wild Stranger takes you to his van...
You: Now we're talking. Come here, kiddo
Stranger: Game over!
You: Wait, what?
Stranger: GAME
You: FBI? What the hell is this shit?
Stranger: OVER
Stranger: sir, why don't you have a seat right there?
You: Oh shi-
Stranger: I'm chris hansen with dateling NBC.
You: ~breaks sweat~
Stranger: Excuse me, DATELING NBC
You: I'm sure there's some kind of misunderstanding here!
Stranger: ...dateline NBC
Stranger: No sir, there isn't
You: Well er, you see... It's... You know... IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
You: Some of us just prefer them... younger you know.
Stranger: You're under arrest, sir.
You: YOU HAVE NO PROOF
Stranger: We have the conversation right here.
You: Really? Do you reeeally?
Stranger: yes.
You: This conversation is a lie.
You: It will never hold up in court!
Stranger: ...the cake is a lie.
You: Chris Hansen is a lie, a lie used to scare off the honest and hard working pedophiles of this country!
Stranger: ORLY?
You: WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!
You: ONE MAN, ONE CELLAR, MANY CHILDREN!
Stranger: P-pedobea?
Stranger: Pedobear?
You: You will never catch me alive.
Stranger: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
You: WHO'S RUNNING NOW?!
Stranger: OH FUCK WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE OH SHI-
You: Come to papa...
Stranger: FUUUU

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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fan va taskig jag är >>>:


Stranger: heyy
You: hello :D
Stranger: m/f
You: f
You: ypu? :)
Stranger: m
Stranger: m
You: okey :)
You: from?
Stranger: aust you
You: cool, sweden :)
Stranger: sweet
You: how are you? :)
Stranger: yeh not bad
Stranger: you
You: fine ^^
You: age?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: u
You: okey :) 17 ;)
Stranger: nicee
You: so, what are you doing? ;)
Stranger: nothing just chillinh
Stranger: u
You: okey ;) i'm just in my bed, bored...
You: are you alone? ;)
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: u
You: yeah ;)
You: wanna have a little fun? ;P
Stranger: yep
Stranger: sure do
You: i'm only wearing panties... ;)
Stranger: what colour
You: black ofc ;)
Stranger: thong
You: hot plants ;)
You: *pants
You: but not for long... :P
Stranger: sexxy
Stranger: are you wett
You: im getting there ;)
You: what are you wearing?
Stranger: bonds boxers
Stranger: ;)
You: sweet ;) mind if i take them off for you? ;P
Stranger: go right ahead
You have disconnected.

Citat från Psychical

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TROOOLL.
Stranger: No
You: Oh.
You: Sorry, sir.
Stranger: No
Stranger: No
You: Oh.
You: Sorry, sir.
Stranger: No
You: Oh.
Stranger: No
You: Sorry, sir.
Stranger: No
You: Oh.
Stranger: No
You: Sorry, sir.
Stranger: No
You: Oh.
Stranger: No
You: Okay.
Stranger: No
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Asl?
You: I'm 6789.537 years old, female from outer space. u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ahaja. :(

Det bästa var killen som sa att han behöve råd från en tjej.
Jag sa: then i'm you girl.
Då skickade han en bild på sig själv när han gjorde en ful min, och frågade om han var ful. Han behövde veta för han hade så dåligt självförtroende.
Han var söt så jag sa att han var söt.
Då tackade han mig så väldigt mycket och sa att det var allt han behövde, nu kunde han fråga den där tjejen, som han gillat i flera månader, om hon ville gå ut med honom.

Jätte
normalt

1. Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI.
Stranger: hey
You: MY NAME IS KURT.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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2. Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MY NAME IS KURT.
Stranger: MY NAME IS LIZZY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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3. Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MY NAME IS KURT.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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4. Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MY NAME IS KURT.
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: KURT IS THAT YOU ?
Stranger: YOU'RE RETURN FROM HEAVEN ?!!
You: YEA.
Stranger: ZOMFG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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5. Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MY NAME IS KURT.
Stranger: 18/m/london just to save time
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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6. Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MY NAME IS KURT.
Stranger: im mohammed
You: Hi mohammed! says KURT.
Stranger: racist bastard
Stranger: my name is moe
You: Hi moe! says KURT.
Stranger: my name is mohammed you asshole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.