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You: Hai!
Stranger: i smell nigger
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Citat från MisguidedGhosts
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hai!
Stranger: i smell nigger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: LA HERE I COME.
You: No, wait.
Stranger: what
Stranger: dont go there
You: Why?
Stranger: its a cesspool of slutty hot women looking to get into your rich pants
You: Kat von d?
Stranger: KAT
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: i speak english
You: ..
You: Yea.
You: kat von d.
Stranger: wtf does kan von d mean
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Failure! WOo.
Stranger: hey
You: THIS IS A RAID, GET THE FUCK DOWN!
Stranger: fuck!
Stranger: WHERE SHOULD I HID
Stranger: MAN TEH HARPOONS!
You: STUPID QUESTION, BEHIND THAT LAMP!
Stranger: oh shi-
Stranger: did they see us?
You: I don't think so, jump out the window!
Stranger: [jumps out the window]
Stranger: duck and roll motherfucker!
Stranger: GET TO THE CHOPPAH!
You: THAT PIECE OF SHIT?
You: I HAVE A BADASS FUCKING PLANE RIGHT OVER THERE, WITH HARPOONS, YOU'D BETTER MAN THEM!
Stranger: MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN SEE IT!
Stranger: FUCK ME SKATING, ITS GORGEOUS
You: LET'S GO TO FUCKING MADAGASCAR!
Stranger: I'VE ALWAYS FUCKING WANTED TO GO TO MADAGASCAR!
You: ME TOO
You: LET'S FUCKING GO SHOOT SOME MONKEYS
Stranger: wait a minute
Stranger: OH WAIT
You: WAIT WHAT?
Stranger: YOU HAVE A PLANE WITH HARPOONS
Stranger: FUCK THE PIRATES
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Vilket avslut :(
På skolan så var de 2 st som gick i samma klass som började chatta me varandra där :O De skrev ngt random internskämt och då fattade de att de kännde varandra :O De är FETT random att faktiskt hitta ngn som man känner där :S Aldrig orkat testa själv^^
Stranger: Hi!
You: HI!
Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: ?
You: Sweden ;D
You: you?
Stranger: Brazil
You: Nice ;) boy or girl?
Stranger: girl
Stranger: and u ?
You: oooh, i'm a boy x)
You: so, what's up? :D
Stranger: ok, have a problem for you ?
Stranger: fine and you ?
You: nice (: i'm just fine
Stranger: =]
Stranger: How old are you ?
You: 18, 19 the 6th nov, you?
Stranger: I`m 14 =]
Stranger: really ?
Stranger: Happy Birthday!! =]
You: hehe thx :P
Stranger: =]
You: so, how has your day been?
Stranger: Oh, good!! I`m study a lot! And yours ?
You: Nice <: I've just been sleeping -_-
Stranger: hahaha.
You: Well, this was kind, dunno... bye :D
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye bye!
Min första <3, so how did i do? ;D
Sjukt tråkigt att vara seriös iaf -_-
Lolololol, I was speaking to Borat, VERY NICE! ;D
Skulle kunnat haft massa skoj men palla inte -_-
Stranger: You want to work in what
Stranger: sorry
You: ? xD
Stranger: hey
Stranger: ma name is aymeric
Stranger: i m a french boy
You: oooh nice ;)
Stranger: and you
You: i'm a female from sweden ^^
Stranger: hey
Stranger: is very nice
Stranger: what s your name
You: how old are you? :)
You: Maria
Stranger: 19 and you
You: 17 :P
Stranger: ok maria is very nice
Stranger: :p
Stranger: what your hobbies ?
You: shopping and friends (; yours?
Stranger: shopping music friends night club
Stranger: i work in the night club
Stranger: i m a dj
You: oooh, how sexy :p
Stranger: :p
You: you make you're own music? :)
Stranger: have you got msn?
You: *your
You: no, sorry :( i'm not at the computer that much
Stranger: :(
Stranger: do you like sex
Stranger: ?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: :p
Stranger: ?
You: well... I guess, I never been with someone before :/
Stranger: ok
You: Had lots of chanses but never felt right
Stranger: you want me ?
You: Maybe ;)
Stranger: maybe?
Stranger: /P
You: Well, gtg, cya! ;)
Stranger: :p
haha jag hjälper typ en 20 åriga finsk it-pluggande grabb med sin svenska, han har tydligen en tenta i det snart (y)
Stranger: lets
You: what?
Stranger: whatever you want
Stranger: :P
You: lick my ear
Stranger: with pleasure
You: now imma go have some sex
Stranger: go get em
Stranger: think of me while you do it
You: oh i will!
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: xx
Stranger: who you gonna do it with then?
You: my sisters boyfriend
Stranger: classic
Stranger: that can only work out well
Stranger: yeah... i might get some with my brothers boyfreind later on
You: nice
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: real nice
Stranger: c
Stranger: well this is awkward
You: na-a! now im gonna get penis in my vagina! kisses cya
Stranger: xx
Hahahaha, höll på att dö när jag läste den fetstilade texten.
HAHA;
- so how old are you?
- 17, u?
- 16
- so you want my pussy or what?
- wow, pretty fast forward? ^^
- have a problem with that?
- Ofc not!
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You: hakuna matata
Stranger: I KNOW THEM!
You: TELL ME THEIR NAMES
Stranger: its the hog and the rat thingyy
Stranger: i dont remember their names
You: i am disappointed
Stranger: why
You: u should know your mother and your fathers name
Stranger: /,, hey i cant find my spaceship!
Stranger: wow your an ass! you fuck face
You: OH NO
Stranger: shuve it up yo ass!!
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H*n blev arg<3
Stranger: hi
You: Hey, wanna play a game?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: =]
You: what comes after 5? :D
Stranger: 4
Stranger: hahaha
You: beeep!wrong :C its 42! the ultimate answer! you lost the game
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You: Hey, wanna play a game?
Stranger: what is the game?
You: the game you yust lost
Stranger: dumbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Hey, wanna play a game?
Stranger: sure
You: What comes after 5?
Stranger: 6
You: EEEEW! PERVERT!!!!!
You: :C *bitch slap*
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Jag gillar att spela spel :D
Citat från imBATMAN_lol
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OMG
Stranger: OMG
You: O.O
Stranger: O_O
You: I CANT BELIEVE IT
Stranger: I CANT BELIEVE IT EITHER
You: I MEAN, I DIDNT THINK IT WAS FOR REAL
You: !!!!!!
Stranger: YEAH SERIOUSLY
Stranger: I THOUGHT IT WAS FAKE
You: ME TO!!!!
Stranger: DUDE SERIOUSLY OMG
You: I'VE NEVER BEEN SO SURPRISED IN MY LIFE
You: IM LIKE O____O
Stranger: DUDE NOT EVEN IM LIKE
Stranger: O__________________________O
You: OOOMMGGG
Stranger: THIS IS THE WEIRDEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
Stranger: OMGKLAJDKLASJDKL
You: HELL YES O.O
You: ITS LIKE WOW IS ALL YOU CAN SAY
Stranger: SERIOUSLY
Stranger: I CANT EVEN SAY WOW
Stranger: IM LIKE
Stranger: SPEECHLESS
You: YEAH!!! ITS LIKE OMG
You: well.... the moments over
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: what was so surprising?
IRL LOL
You: HELP ME! :'(
Stranger: with what? :o
You: Look, i asked my girlfriend if she wanted to do something sexy in bed.. and she said yes.. and i asked her if she wanted to shoot fire outta her ass
You: Then she broke up with me just like that
You: WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Stranger: well get over it
Stranger: there's alot of other girls out there, with better sense of humour hopefully
You: HAAH, dude i was joking with u
You: Im not THAT nasy :D
You: nasty*
You: what's up? ;D
Stranger: well, you never know haha...
i'm not up to much at all, just listening to music. it's quite late here. you?
You: Same thing, texting, music etc etc what time is it over there or where ever u live haha
Stranger: it's about 2am!
Stranger: what time is it where you are?
You: AHHA
You: 1:59
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: waaait
Stranger: where do you live?
Stranger: :D
You: SWEEEDEN :D
You: you?^^
Stranger: jag med!!
You: OHH FUCK YOU OM DU HAR EMOCORE!
You: HAHAHAHAH
Stranger: LÄGG AV
You: HAR DU EMOCORE?
Stranger: HAHAHA JA
You: VAD FAN HETER DU?
Stranger: vågar jag säga vad jag heter
Stranger: VAD HETER DU
You: C0CKD0CK
You: KOOOLLLLLLLLAAAAAAA
Stranger: fyyyfaaaan vad weird det här var
You: HAHAAHAHAH
You: carousels?
Stranger: yes box
You: jag dog*
You: HEY GIRL
Stranger: Hello :)
Stranger: lol xD
Stranger: Hey dude:p
You: Hmm baby u are fierce!
You: Work that run way honey, like u never worked it before
You: Smile with those eyes
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