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Stranger: hi
You: BE INTERESTING
Stranger: YES
You: :(
You: NONJA
You: NINJA >:(
Stranger: I'm A NINJA MEGAMAN HERO OF THE SOVIET UNION
Stranger: AND I'M ACTUALLY ON MY WAY
Stranger: TO FIGHT FOR THE JUSTICE
Stranger: IN SPACE
You: OH GOD
Stranger: YES
You: ARE YOU EVIL OR GOOD?!
Stranger: I'M NINJA
You: A NINJA......
Stranger: I WORK FOR THE HIGHEST BIDDER
You: OOOOOOH I SEE
Stranger: NINJA DOESN'T NEED ARTICLES
Stranger: WE JUST NEED KATANAS
Stranger: AND SPACEKATANAS
You: I SEEEEE
Stranger: NO YOU WON'T
Stranger: I'M NINJA
Stranger: YOU WON'T SEE ME
Stranger: UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE
You: SO WHAT'S UR NEXT MISSION MY NINJAFRIEND?
Stranger: I'M FIGHTING AGAINST SPACE NAZI COMMUNISTS TRYING TO BLOW UP THE UNIVERSE
You: AWESOME
Stranger: I'M ACTUALLY PLAYING A RUSSIANROULETTETENNISMATCH AGAINST THEIR LEADER
Stranger: LOSER HAS TO EAT THE UNIVERSEBOMB
You: BUT YOU WONT LOSE RIGHT? YOU'RE A NONJA
You: NINJA*****
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW
You: U GOTTA FIGHT MAN
Stranger: THE LEADER IS THOMAS WASHINGTON
Stranger: YES
Stranger: FIGHT MUST GO ON
You: YOU'RE STRONGER MY FRIEND
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: HE WON
Stranger: NO
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: HOLD ON!!!!!
Stranger: NO THEY'VE SURROUNDED ME
Stranger: OH GOD
You: THIS CAN'T DEFEAT YOU
Stranger: THEY HAVE CHAINSAWS
You: THEY*
Stranger: OH GOD NO
You: OH NO!!!!!!!!
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: ARARRGGGHHTAERRRR
You: FLEEEEEEE
Stranger: RARTGGHHHHH MY EYES GREEAHKK
You: NINJAJUMP YOUR ASS OUTTA THERE!
Stranger: NINJA DOES NOT SURRENDER
Stranger: NINJA DIES
You: NOOOO NINJA
Stranger: aarrghghhhhh....
Stranger: aarggsh
Stranger: arhg
Stranger: ar
Stranger: ar
Stranger: ...
You: HOLD OOOOON
Stranger: .....
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: NINJAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: AAAWGRGRGHRHR
Stranger: tell my son, that he's dad died fighting for his future
You: Oh my friend, i will
Stranger: for your tomorrow, I gave my today
You: I will not forget you
Stranger: and when he gazes up to the stars on a clear night
Stranger: his dad will watch down on him
Stranger: and smile
You: Oh he will!
Stranger: his fight is over
Stranger: my fight is over
You: my friend!
You: It was nice knowing you
Stranger: goodbye stranger, and know that here I fought
Stranger: and here I died
Stranger: HOHOO MEIN PLAN WORKED, THE NINJA IS NO MORE
You: WHUT
Stranger: WHOO IS THIS STRANGER ON THE OTHER LINE?
Stranger: WAS?
Stranger: MEIN NAME IS THOMAS FUHRER JEFFERSON
Stranger: WAS IS YOU?
You: O______________________________________---O
Stranger: ACH
You: AARRRRRRRR
Stranger: YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO LIEBER
You: PIRATE
Stranger: HAH
Stranger: YOUR NINJA BUDDY IS NOW EIN DEAD NINJA
Stranger: WAS IS THAT
Stranger: HE'S STILL ALIVE?
Stranger: WAS IS THIS
Stranger: NO, DON'T ARM THE BOMB
Stranger: YOU GONNA KILL OS ALL
Stranger: NO
Stranger: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Stranger: nein.... my plans
You: OH HELL NO!!!! FLEE MY PIRATES FLEEEE
You: DAMN PARROT GET OFF ME
Stranger: *This is a message from the admins of the universe, we are sorry to inform that the universe #105 has ceased to exist*
Stranger: *you can pack your personal belonings and proceed to gate 1, where you will be informed about possible afterlife options*
You: HMMM...... IS IT A TRICK=
You: ?*
Stranger: *admin staff will never try to trick their loyal customers*
Stranger: *and will never ask your personal information or password*
You: -.O
Stranger: *The universe #105 support will end in 10 seconds, this is the last warning before we delete universe #105, please leave in an orderly fashion*
You: OH NO, FLEEEE PIRATES, JUMP!
You: I THINK WE ARE SAFE NOW
Stranger: *the universe #105 is now removed from the database. Hope you had a nice existence at universe #105, hope you consider The Universe (R) for your future existential needs!"
Stranger: good night, and good luck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Långt med trevligt.

Citat från KiTTYCADAVER

så jäkla kul att skämta med folk _:D

Stranger: The Chariot an insane sexual move created by 2 insane freshman at bowie high. it is preformed by getting 4 hos. then you tie them up with chains and buttfuck them as they drag you along in a chariot on thier hands and knees until they have bloody stupms. while they drag you you must put olive oil on your dick and set it on fire while you buttfuck them and then drink gasoline and piss napalm all over them. then carve pentagrams on thier backs with a rusty knife and pour chickens blood all over them (while you buttfuck them and piss napalm all over them). finnaly when they die (in like 10 minutes) you crucify them and the entire spectacle must be performed on the freeway.


WTF?!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you like ice?
Stranger: yee
You: do you like ice when it's icecold?
Stranger: yee
You: is it as cold as ice?
Stranger: urr
You: but how do you know?
You: imagine ice as a fluid
You: and not mana potion
You: i mean
Stranger: it woulnd't be ice then
You: the tauren warriors cant use mana potions
Stranger: *wouldn't be ice
Stranger: ice is a solid
You: no
You: ice is cold
Stranger: ice as a fluid is water
You: cold as ice
Stranger: you dumb fuck
Stranger: didn't you learn science at all
You: your mother is a dumb fuck
You: i'm smart
You: and i play with science all day long
Stranger: you're the dumbest fuck in the world
You: i know that pluto is a planet
Stranger: no you don't
Stranger: stop fucking lying
You: i even know that smoking is healthy
Stranger: haha wow
Stranger: haha wow
You: and taking drugs makes people go happypanda instead of sadpanda
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Någon blev arg på mig. ;<

You: im from europe
Stranger: and u watch pokemon?
You: yea..?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: k im going
Stranger: byee
You: have a nice life
You: watch pokemon a lot
Stranger: have the worst life ever

:(

You: Ok?
Stranger: i'm not your boyfriend baby ;*
You: Awww, poor me.
Stranger: poor you.
You: Yeah, as I said.
Stranger: as you said, yes.

stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: what's up?
You: omg!
did u saw that!? o.o
Stranger: omg
Stranger: wha
You: a plan just crashed into my neighbourhood.
Stranger: nooooooo
You: ooh fuck! :(
You: not again!
Stranger: mayday
You: i feel it in my fingers, i feel it in my toes.
Stranger: what was a plan doing in your neighbourhood that caused it to crash?
You: i dont know
You: it was hungry
Stranger: i love it when a plan comes together
Stranger: (or falls apart)
You: ok, this just said: Im hungry, feed me or feer me! :o
Stranger: *takes out cock*
You: Haha!
Stranger: "eat up"

verkar som jag är den där konstiga. :(

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: i have cancer.
You: oh. im sad to hear that
Stranger: I'm going to die in a year, maybe less.
Stranger: what do i do?
You: spend your last time with your family
Stranger: :(
Stranger: I dont want to die yet.
You: make a book by pictures so they can remember you
You: i know its hard
Stranger: i havent lived my life.
You: but you have to continnue fighting
Stranger: it's not fair
You: how old are u?
Stranger: 15
You: oh
You: what kind of cancer?
Stranger: lukemia
You: okay
Stranger: they said theres nothing they can do.
Stranger: i'm stopping my chemo soon.
You: have you tried every single transplantation?
Stranger: every single one the doctors offered me
You: hm..
You: my grandma's got cancer too
Stranger: im sorry.
You: yeah
You: but its okay
Stranger: i don't want to die.
You: she insists not going to the doctor
Stranger: im afraid of deathy
Stranger: *death
You: i understand you
You: go to the church
Stranger: im scared of the nothing after life.
You: talk to God
You: of course there is
You: i promise you, there is a life after this
You: a life in the paradise, filled with all the people you love
You: but take care
You: spend all the time with your family
You: let them know that you love them
Stranger: you cant promise me that
You: have a nice life so far. i will be praying for you every day for a year that ur gonna make it
Stranger: you don't know whats after life
You: i do
Stranger: no one does.
You: yes i do
Stranger: thank you for your prayers.
You: listen
You: i have talked to God
Stranger: but truly, no one knows. it scares me.
You: he came to see me when i tried to take my life
You: i know
You: listen to me
You: its gonna be fine
Stranger: :(
Stranger: i hope so.
Stranger: im so scared.
You: i shall send all my wishes, luck, and love to you, my friend
You: dont be
Stranger: thank you.
You: there is no need to fear death
You: goodbye friend
You: take care
You have disconnected.

Hoppas människan drev om cancern. Annars känner jag mig elak som drev om kristna :c

You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where have you been all my life?
You: In your closet.
Stranger: pedo bear
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:(

Min dator vill inte ansluta till Omegle just nu. :c

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: im having a hard time
You: my parents are separating
You: sucks..
Stranger: i'm sorry to hear that
You: yeah
You: i cry at nights
You: well
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
You: u?
Stranger: m
You: ok
You: imagine me.. just wearing a thong
You: nothing else
You: i sit on top of you, kissing your neck
You: i rip up your shirt...
You: kiss you over the breast
You: slowly going downwards
You: i kiss you all around
You: slowly getting towards your penis..
You: i lick it slowly
You: taking it in deep
You: and deepere
You: and then i puke so fucking hard on your penis
You: i puke on it until i cant puke more
You: i lick the puke up
You: and then
You: i get on top of you
You: slowly letting you penis enter my vagina
You: i feel how your huge penis enters me
You: i can feel the pain, you are almost to big
You: but i want you so hard so i let you keep on going
You: like it?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



wat

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: pedo bear
Stranger: hi
Stranger: oi
You: pedo bear
You: in ur closet
You: clooooosseeet 8D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



var det nåt ja sa??? snådde lite från Oreo :P

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