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Stranger: hi girl
You: Hello sweet prince.
Stranger: what is your name goddess=)
You: Bob :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman.
Stranger: Rise and shine.
You: What?
Stranger: Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job...
Stranger: no one is more deserving of a rest.
Stranger: And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...
Stranger: Well, let's just say your hour has come again.
You: All right..
Stranger: The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference
in the world.
Stranger: So, wake up, Mr. Freeman.
Stranger: Wake up and.... smell the ashes.
HAHA VAFAN?!
System: Han typ snacka som en i spelet "Half-Life"
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Stranger: Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman.
Stranger: Rise and shine.
You: What?
Stranger: Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job...
Stranger: no one is more deserving of a rest.
Stranger: And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...
Stranger: Well, let's just say your hour has come again.
You: All right..
Stranger: The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference
in the world.
Stranger: So, wake up, Mr. Freeman.
Stranger: Wake up and.... smell the ashes.
HAHA VAFAN?!
HAHA GMAN <3
Half-life 2, "episode 0"
I början pratar han sådär, när man sitter på ett tåg till City 17 :D
visst onödigt, men still. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6_qLfzKEug
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Stranger: Rise and shine, Dr. Freeman.
Stranger: Rise and shine.
You: What?
Stranger: Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job...
Stranger: no one is more deserving of a rest.
Stranger: And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...
Stranger: Well, let's just say your hour has come again.
You: All right..
Stranger: The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference
in the world.
Stranger: So, wake up, Mr. Freeman.
Stranger: Wake up and.... smell the ashes.
HAHA VAFAN?!
Fix'd
Stranger: hi asl? horny?
You: 53 m india
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
hah xD
Stranger: hello
You: hi :]
You: where u from?
Stranger: usa you?
You: FUCK USA!!
Stranger: fuck youu
:(
Stranger: Well I'm a guy, you a girl?
You: okay. im a duud
You: e
You: and im horny
You: cyber sex?
Stranger: im a guy
You: im a gay
:(
oj vad jag har kul liv :)
Stranger: How are you feeling today
You: jag feeling rätt bra faktiskt, själv?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
uttjatat.
Stranger: WARPED TOUR IN UNIONDALE NY ON SATURDAY?
You: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
You: whats your name ?
Stranger: ashley!
You: coooooooooooool
You: ask after my name !
Stranger: no
Stranger: thanks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: SFOT?
You: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
You: whats sfot ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
GAHAHAHAHAHAH
tårkugt
You: bajs
Stranger: hi
You: bajs
Stranger: what are you doing now?
You: masturbeing, u ?
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi.
Stranger: 13 f uk
Stranger: u?
You: 14, Male, sweden.
Stranger: fuk off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Vafan? D:
You: Do you like pineapple? :(
Stranger: no
You: Me neither!
Stranger: lets have cybersex!
You: Yay!
But we have to get married first!
I don't want to loose my cybervirginity without being married! :(
Stranger: Awww, you bitch
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: But it'll only be a 14 karat ring!
Stranger: We are in a recession here!
You: It's okay!
Stranger: Yay
Stranger: And it's a drive-thru
You: Why don't we just get married online?
Stranger: Drive-thru marriages are way easier!
You: But if we get married online we can have cybersex in about 10 min!
Stranger: Screw marriage
Stranger: Lets fuck now!
Stranger: They won't know
You: God will know!
Stranger: There IS no god!
Stranger: just a jesus
You: Then Jesus will know. And he wont like it!
Stranger: dammit
Stranger: *RAPE*
You: AOWWW!
You took my cybervirginity!
Stranger: ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME
You: ME LOVE YOU TO LONG TIME
Stranger: ME SO HORNY
You: ME NOT SO HORNY
Stranger: ME MAKE YOU FISH BALL SOUP
You: ME MAKE YOU FISH EYE CAKE :3
Stranger: DO YOU LIEK FISH STICKS?
You: YES :D YOU?
O_0 Den personen satt jag och garva åt ett tag O.o
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