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Stranger: Say hi!
You: hi.
You: HI.
Stranger: Yes fooled you!
You: DUDE
You: FU
Stranger: What's your name stranger?
You: wtf. :(
Stranger: haha :D
Stranger: You got fooled by my evil masterplan :D
You: what?
You: </3
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Aw don't be heartbroken sweetheart.
You: T_________T ;________;
You: I'm emo.
Stranger: Don't be honey.
Stranger: What's your name?
You: Nuuuthiiingngg.
Stranger: Come on :D
You: NUTHINGGGGZZ
Stranger: I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours :D
You: IDC about yours. <3
Stranger: >:(
You: Du är från sverige, Eller hur? :(
Stranger: Hur i helvete visste du det.
You: ...
You: <3
You: i got the power.
Stranger: You do?
Stranger: You have to teach me!
You: Du är inte Murtain va? :(
Stranger: Nej.
You: Nähä.
You: :D
Stranger: Wut iz ur naem
You: Marika. lol. :(
You: uurrz?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: Mai naem is Nicolas.
You: kewlt
Det är ganska komiskt att först kan vissa personer vara hur trevliga sohellst ,men så fort man skriver '' I'm from Sweden'' så disconectar dom xD
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: DO YUO WANT TO HAVE SOM FUN?
You: GURLZ
You: I AM
Stranger: wat do you mean by fun
You: wat do yuo think i mean?
Stranger: idk
You: yes yuo do, say it
Stranger: you say it
Stranger: are you horny
You: yea
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: me to
You: why?
Stranger: idk
You: oki
Stranger: soooo
You: If you like this game. Press X
You have disconnected.
Tänkte att jag skulle prova den som ni skrev... den lät kul :$
You: We are now playing the silent game. The first person to speak after this message loses the game. If you close the conversation you also lose. Good luck!
Stranger: I was already talking to you...
You: U LOST !
Stranger: i was the one who kept going like
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Stranger: lol remember!?
You: I DUNNO U.
You: who are you? :S
You: i've never talked too you before
You: u must've dreamed a nightmare..
Stranger: i'm you're worst nightmare
You: no.
You: I'm yours.
Stranger: jason mraz?
Stranger: iiiiiimmm youuuuuurrrss
You: oh, fuck.
You: i knew that..
Stranger: big fuck
You: yeah.
You: u like it.
Stranger: i like what?
You: burgers.
Stranger: jason mraz or fucking?
Stranger: oh yeah i like burgers
You: I knew it :D
Stranger: guess what?
You: I never guess.
You: I know everything.
Stranger: i'm smarter than 99.95% of the population!
Stranger: crazy eh?
You: HAHAHAH, DAMN, MAN, U'RE COOL !
Stranger: that's 1 in 2000 people
Stranger: i am
You: Ofc u are !
You: Well
You: it depends, ofc, on what age u are..
Stranger: ofc?
You: ofcourse.
Stranger: not really... the iq test took that into account
You: have*
You: Oh. But children do those tests too, u know.
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: true
Stranger: but the one i took was 16+
You: Oh.. i see..
You: So, ur older than 16?
Stranger: i am
Stranger: 18
Stranger: you?
You: Oh !
You: 14
You: I'm young.
You: But i'm smart.
Stranger: well that's good
Stranger: i'm sure you are
You: Ofc i am.
You: Ima baby .
You: :D
Stranger: 1 sec
You: DONE ! :}
Stranger: lol
Stranger: www.iqtest.com
You: Are you loling me? :@
Stranger: -email-
Stranger: email me your results
You: No.. I need no results. I've already done one.
Stranger: what did you get?
You: Well, i've forgotten...
Stranger: but go on
Stranger: what was the number
You: nono, i joked.
You: i ... i can't really remember.. :o
between 120-135, i think.
Stranger: ok thats really really good!
Stranger: well done
Stranger: not that it matters in the slightest
You: :o
You: What did u get? D:
Stranger: i got 149 lol
You: Oh, fuck :(
Stranger: it's cause i'm older though i'd say
You: Nono, i don't care 'bout age.
You: It doesn't matter.
Stranger: sorry i'm usually not this modest you know :P
You: Oh, i see :o
You: Soo..
You: where r u from? :o
Stranger: ireland!
You: OH SHIT ! :D AWESOME !
Stranger: you're sweedish yeah?
You: Yeah, how could u guess that? ; )) *kidding*
Stranger: lol
You: lmao is better (a)
Stranger: what's so awesome about ireland?
Stranger: what's (a)
You: I dunno. I like the accent :D
That's an angels face , u know. (a)
Stranger: oh haha ok
You: I like it. Hahah, u know, I like watching Shrek, so..
Stranger: haha!
Stranger: shrek is scottish!
You: OH FUCk.
You: I KNEW IT :@
Stranger: lol it's similar!
You: FUCKFUCKFUCK.
You: :$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Stranger: what's your name? bjorn?
You: Hahahah :D
Stranger: that's the only sweedish name i know
You: No way? :D
You: There's lots of 'em !
You: (Ofcourse)
Stranger: well... i'm sure there are a lot that are the same as in ireland
You: Sven, Bella, Angelika, Patrik (Patrick), Elin, Johanna, Victor, Sune...
You: Yes, haha.
Stranger: Victor Johanna Patrik Sven
Stranger: i heard of those lol
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Guess ; ))
Stranger: is it one of those?
You: Maybe, maybe not !
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: Bjorn?
You: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: No :)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Bella?
You: Nono ! :S
Stranger: Elin
You: ... no... :o
You: but i love that name :o
Stranger: it's nice
You: it means "the most beautiful":
Stranger: patrik
Stranger: ah
You: No :)
Stranger: nice
You: Yeah :D
Stranger: Angelika
You: That's me :9
You: :)*
Stranger: Yeah!
Stranger: lol ok
You: *bows*
Stranger: hah
Stranger: a
Stranger: i'll give you a list
You: Yeah? :D
Stranger: no
You: D:
Stranger: wait i already gave you my name
You: U did? o___O
Stranger: yep
You: Bjorn ;)
Stranger: you're smart... you figure it out
Stranger: lol no
You: I was kidding ;)
Stranger: i know
You: Damn, i not THAT smart :@
Stranger: lol remember
Stranger: -emailadress-
You: remember (Aa)
You: Oh..
You: but..
Stranger: yeah yeah
Stranger: i know lol
You: there's so much letters.. D:
Stranger: my name is Dara
You: Dara? :o
Stranger: Javaherian
You: Oh shit :D
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i think i gotta go now!
You: Fuck.
Stranger: :P
You: Let's hope that you'll find some other sweds to make fun of :D
You: I promise,
You: it's a lot of fun !
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i will indeed
You: Good luck, my friend ;) <3
Stranger: e-mail me
Stranger: ;)
You: I don't have msn ... :$
Stranger: do you have an email address?
You: No, i don't . Will have one this october.. :$
Stranger: lol then keep it till then
You: Thank you , man !
Stranger: ;) i wont forget!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: We are now playing the silent game. The first person to speak after this message loses the game. If you close the conversation you also lose. Good luck!
You: Dude. fu. r u that guy from sweden again? :(
Stranger: the game
Stranger: u lost
You: i know
You: idc
Stranger: im the man from africa
Stranger: obama
You: oh my.
Stranger: NIGGER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Yeah.
You: Hi.
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: how are u?
You: Good.
You: Do u like magic?
Stranger: yeah
You: For real?
Stranger: yeah
You: Är du svensk?
Stranger: card tricks especially
Stranger: i only speak english and french
Stranger: sorry
You: Oh, ur french?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and you?
Stranger: north country?
You: Yeah, kinda...
Stranger: sweden?
You: How'd u know? :o
Stranger: "ar du svensk"
Stranger: i don't know
You: Oh, fuck.
Stranger: to me, it sounds swedish
Stranger: )
Stranger: :)
You: damn, ur good, man O___o
Stranger: so you do magic?
You: Ofc i do, little child !
Stranger: :)
Stranger: only for pleasure or for money too?
You: Gief money :@
Stranger: (my favorites are close-magicians)
You: Yeah?
You: I don't do those silly things !
Stranger: so what do you do?
You: Umm..
You: i ..
You: i trick people.. O___o
Stranger: just like that:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
... tror att jag blev ägd :$
Stranger: Hey there!
You: Y HELLO THERE.
Stranger: Well, at least I know you do speak english.
You: okay. but i'm not rly good at it. :D
Stranger: You said "why hello there"
You: i know?
Stranger: the inclusion of "why"
Stranger: Proves that you are of higher level, in the learning of english :P
You: ...
You: r u gay or something?
Stranger: *sighs*
Stranger: Just because I have a "complex" vocabulary?
You: oh, yes.
Stranger: Think again, close-minded fuckwit.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: a wild michael jackson appeared!
Stranger: throws pokeball
You: michael jackson uses beat it
Stranger: aw hell naw
Stranger: i use lawsuit
You: michael jackson throws hat
Stranger: i use twinkie house
You: michael jackson uses thriller
Stranger: i use my girth
You: michael jackson grabs the nearest child and uses teleport
You have disconnected.
BATMANIAC : <3
Citat från BATMANIAC
You: a wild michael jackson appeared!
Stranger: throws pokeball
You: michael jackson uses beat it
Stranger: aw hell naw
Stranger: i use lawsuit
You: michael jackson throws hat
Stranger: i use twinkie house
You: michael jackson uses thriller
Stranger: i use my girth
You: michael jackson grabs the nearest child and uses teleport
You have disconnected.
i lol'ed IRL
Stranger: We are playing the silent game. First person to say anything starting from now loses. You also lose if you disconnect.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I win!
[i]Citat från BATMANIAC
You: a wild michael jackson appeared!
Stranger: throws pokeball
You: michael jackson uses beat it
Stranger: aw hell naw
Stranger: i use lawsuit
You: michael jackson throws hat
Stranger: i use twinkie house
You: michael jackson uses thriller
Stranger: i use my girth
You: michael jackson grabs the nearest child and uses teleport
You have disconnected.
HAHAHAHA oslagbart.
You: EC? :D
Stranger: WOW I LOVE IT
Stranger: ERECTION CONDOM?
You: yes, have any? :)
Stranger: Of course
Stranger: i always have spares
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi:)
You: hi
Stranger: how are u?
You: sweet :) how r u
You: ?
Stranger: so do i
Stranger: thanks:)
You: nice
You: hehe
Stranger: what's ur name?
You: my friends call me dorothy, but my name is john
Stranger: cool:)
You: xD
Stranger: which one should i use
?
You: depends on if your gay or not :D
Stranger: i'm not gay:D
You: call me john the heterosexual then xD
Stranger: ::D
You: whats youre name
Stranger: are u gay?
Stranger: i'm özge
You: im not gay
You: cool name
You: never heard it before
Stranger: thanks:)
You: listen
You: im not gay, i was just so fucking drunk, i didnt mean to.
Stranger: okey
You: and i didnt kill the boy after!
You: you gotta understand it was a mistake
Stranger: okey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
fivereasons: LOL! :D Niice
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