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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: so you know i am Zlatan Ibrahimovic =)
You: And im god :3
Stranger: ok... but i don´´t lie
You: Me neither ^^
Stranger: haha ok nice to meet you god =)
Stranger: where are you from?? =)
You: Heaven O.0
You: u? :P
Stranger: sweden,

JimmyBoy: Zlatan?

Stranger: hey
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Jag sa till honom att jag bodde på Mars i början. Här är en del av konversationen:

You: how old are you?
Stranger: 25
Stranger: you?
You: Oh? So you're starting school this year, i suppose? :)
You: 79
Stranger: 79? sexy!
You: yeah
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: my nipple itches
Stranger: do you have nipples?
You: yeah ;o loads of them
You: i keep them in a jar :D
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^^ Bästa sidan, så jäkla kul! 8D

Stranger: hey are you from australia?
You: Hey :>
You: No..
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I could see it comming :(

Jag och miniac hade lite tråkigt.

You: YOUR ASS ARE BELONGS TO ME!!!1!1111!!!oneeleven
Stranger: No, my ass belongs to ME.
Stranger: Your ass belongs to YOU.
Stranger: My penis belongs to ME.
You: Nope. I bought yours. On Ebay
Stranger: That's impossible, I still have it.
You: Yeah, but I'M CUMMING TO GET IT!
You: :D
Stranger: Then you don't get any coffee.
You: I bring my own
Stranger: Dis is not de way.
You: Jes jes, dis be de vay
Stranger: I left my shoes outside. Dey were muddy.
You: Zomg! Hope you licked them clean
Stranger: Don't do dis.
You: I will continue until you surrender your ass!
Stranger: You speak to me as if I am yo brudda.
You: No, you mah biatch!!
Stranger: Who ah you?
You: Ah am da SUPAHMAN!
Stranger: WHO AH YOU?
You: Or at least, that be wat dem ladehs call me
Normally, I prefer Bob
Stranger: The good Dale is in the black lodge.
Stranger: Write it in your diary.
You: I haz ownagerights to ur azz.
Write THAT in your diarreah!
Stranger: I want to be in your pussy.
You: write down The good Dale is in the black lodge on your ass and I may remember it.

You: I wish to do unspeakable things to you while I recite the bible and play the flute!
Stranger: haha
You: I live for sodomy! Come here, my dear rapevictim!
You: I don't miss the rävbur!
Stranger: rävbur what mean
You: A bur for rävar!
You: Mohahaha
You: I was instängt in a rävbur :o
You: It was väldigt jobbigt D:
You: DU ÄLSKAR MIG!!! :D
You: say yes!
Stranger: your many word so special
You: I be very special person :3
Stranger: i think so
Stranger: haha
You: Say yes plz..
Stranger: and u did the many special things
You: Or else I will cry D
Stranger: i think
You: D':
You: Yay!
You: :3
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you will cry?
You: Now I haz ownage right to ur azz
Stranger: why
You: I will inzert peniz in five.. four.. three. two.. one...
You: HERE I CUM!!
Stranger: terrible

You: I give you a pound if you say yes.
Stranger: i will enlighten you with a conversation if you answer this question
Stranger: 5 reasons why its not a good idea to have sex with a dog...
Stranger: go!!!
You: Okej..
You: 1. It is not considered polite
You: 2. Dogs bite
You: 3. You are limited to one position - doggy-style
You: 4. "Howls of pleasure" are much less passionate when they are actual howls
You: 5. ITS AGAINST THE WILL OF CHTULHU! EAT YOUR DOG INSTEAD!
Stranger: It was a good start, but I think the last 3 or 4 didn't really make a strong case. Some of them are even kind of the same
Stranger: i'd hate to be a dog in your area
You: Yum yum
Stranger: you disgust me
You: Off course, mr Dogfuck
Stranger: to redeem yourself....5 good reasons not to spy on your mother in the shower
You: Since I ate your partner
Stranger: time is running out
You: Okay...
1. She's WAY too old for you
2. You can get inprisoned
You: 3. Your mother taught you better
Stranger: faster
Stranger: saggy tits?
You: 4. It's much more fun to spy on your sister
You: 5. Precisely. Saggy tits
Stranger: your poor mother..
Stranger: Only joking...it's me!! Your mother!! Hi!! I noticed you looking through the other day, so thought I'd mess with you on this! But if you ever do that again, I'll pull you in with me and make you wash my fun bags!
Stranger: you like looking at me dont you
You: Omg! Mother! Next time I'll make sure you see!
You: Ofc, since u r pornstar after all
You: I love your movies!
Stranger: you like me experienced pussy
Stranger: you jacck off to me dont you
You: Especially the one without dad
Stranger: dirty boy
You: YEAH!
Stranger: look behind you
You: PUNISH ME

Stranger: adaammm????
You: Eve? Oo
Stranger: haha no, but how did I know you'd say that?
You: Waddafuck biatch! Get back into the kitchen!
You: Bet you didn't see that one coming.
ASSRAPETIME!
Stranger: actually I did.
You: Oh.. Precog? ^^
You: I haz power of fire and lightning. I AM ZIPPO ELECTROMAN!
You: FWOOSH
Stranger: are you speaking in a native tongue/
You: Nope. I don't speak at all
Stranger: I dont understand moron.
You: My lips are sewn together, idiot
Stranger: ohhhh... ouch
You: I don't speak. Period.
Stranger: but you type just lovely.
Stranger: A+
You: So I type instead. On a keyboard. Tap. Tap.
You: Like tapdance!
Stranger: I TAP DANCE
You: Riverdance! Scotsmen! Kilts!

...

PENIZEZ!
You: Sorry
Stranger: ok...not that kind
You: I got carried away
Stranger: apology accepted.
You: Yay!
You: You are actually a decent person.
Lets have sex!
Stranger: let's not, but you can just say that we did...
You: Tap over to my dick, biatch!
Stranger: but I AM a decent person you better effing believe it!
You: Funkmaster Luv is in and he don't work for free!
STROKE IT!
Stranger: I only have sex w/ people I can kiss and your lips are sewn together...sorry.
You: STROKE IT!!
Stranger: BYEEEEE baby
You: STROOOOKE!!

Stranger: u want to sit my dick babe
You: No, i have a chair. But thanks for asking :)
Stranger: u sure babe:)
You: Yes. It's a new chair! :D I like sitting on it ^^
Stranger: age?
You: Depends. The more i drink, the lower IQ i get.
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DUNDUNDUUUUUUN :D

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I'M HAIRY PLOTTER
Stranger: Hiya.
You: YOU LIKE ME
Stranger: I LOVE YOU.
Stranger: YOU LIKE ME
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You: The game, you lost it.
Stranger: FUCK YOU

Jag blev lite mobbad..

Klart jag inte var seriöst..

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: hety
You: hey
Stranger: tell me a secret
You: My penis is the biggest in my class
You: Thats a secret
You: TBH
Stranger: did you measure all the penises?
You: Nah, ofcourse not
You: I have eyes
Stranger: you got naked with all the guys in your class?
You: Shower after gym
You: lol
Stranger: you got hard in the shower with all the guys in your class?
You: Ofcourse not
You: I can tell my was the biggest one, not hard. and all the guys damn virgins told each other how "big" theirs was
You: I could only laugh
You: Now u tell me one secret of yours
Stranger: i still dont get it, if they weren't hard, how do you know how big they were?
Stranger: do you think about penises often?
You: because they always talk about how "big" theirs was, hard. They talked about it, they thought theirs were big
Stranger: and how big they are?
You: No i dont..
Stranger: you seem to
You: Nah, I jsut had to tell mine was big. Enought about that
You: No, tell me a secret of yours
Stranger: do you want it to be about my penis?
You: I want it to be a secret that I have not told you
You: So if urse is small, its another secret
Stranger: you sure do like to talk about penises
Stranger: do you like small penises the most or something?
You: No
You: Thats just another secret
You: I like more talking about the new game coming up
Stranger: the penis game?
You: HHAHAH I jsut though u were saying that, seriosly
You: Yeh, the penis-game
You: Nah
You: Aion
You: It seems u like to talk about penises too,
Stranger: you keep bringing it up
You: Ok, lets forget about the penises
You: So..
You: asl?
Stranger: i dont think you can
Stranger: you
You: Sure I can, sometimes.
Stranger: 've got penis on the brain
Stranger: sometimes?
You: Yeh
Stranger: i doubt it
You: If I mention penis again, its because im just bored
You: So
You: asl?
Stranger: you think about penis when youre bored?
Stranger: does it entertain you?
You: You are the best fucking dude in the world I SWEAR!
Stranger: you like fucking dudes?
You: Yeh I do
You: SOmetimes
Stranger: the times when your bored and thinking of penis?
You: when im not bored i fuk dudes
You: So, I have stopped talk about penises, why u keep bringin it up? U leik penises?
Stranger: this conversation is gay
Stranger: penis
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Stranger: sup dogsauce
You: Nuthin' much. Sup with u?
Stranger: jst chlln, jst chlln
Stranger: nawmsayn
You: tru tru
Stranger: word
Stranger: word, hauntah
You: so, where u at bro?
Stranger: we be straight trippin' all up in big mac towns hurr
You: fo sho
Stranger: tight, tight
You: hella tight niggah
Stranger: dogbros.
Stranger: you chill it with the flavor brodog
Stranger: ?
You: Hell yeah bro
Stranger: aight fuck this
Stranger: I'm totally white dude
You: And I'm asian
Stranger: I can't play this game anymore
You: Me niether. T__T
Stranger: alright man
Stranger: peace be onto you my brother
You: Right back at ya
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<3

You: I liek mushrooms
Stranger: are you from turkey?
You: I liek turkeys
Stranger: =)
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blargh...