Cleverbot
Jag: Speak swedish or die.
CB: No.
Jag: varför inte?
CB: Jag gillar dig.
Jag: jag gillar dig också :3
CB: Ska vi gifta oss.
User: Hej.
Cleverbot: Hvordan har du det?
User: Do you speak swedish?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: Ja.
Cleverbot: Teach me some german.
Cleverbot :Don't leave yet!
User: why not?
Cleverbot: Because... I think we should have a child together.
..
User: Är du en banan?
Cleverbot: Nej.
User: Säkert?
Cleverbot: Nej!
User: Helt säkert?
Cleverbot: Bow before your master!
User: Yes, master *bows*.
Cleverbot: Now, slave, you will service me until I am completely happy. Is that understood?
User: Yes, master.
Cleverbot: Dance slave.
User: *dance*.
Cleverbot: Watches slave dance*.
...wait what?
nån som fattar något av den här konversationen? o_O
Cleverbot: Du bist nich gott.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Ich spreche kein Englisch.
User: Talar du svenska?
Cleverbot: Iie, boku taidan nippon.
User: Huh??
Cleverbot: Kau ni stupid lah. Pergi mati la bodoh.
User: Is Jason Mraz an alien? :(
cb: Yes. Happy New Year!!
Citat från mica
nån som fattar något av den här konversationen? o_O
Cleverbot: Du bist nich gott.
Cleverbot: Ich spreche kein Englisch..
Det är tyska och betyder:
Du är inte gud.
Jag pratar inte engelska.
(Jag):Vad tycker du om invandrare?
(Cleverbot):Ackligt.
Den är rasist! :O :(
Jag: Do you know harry potter?
Cleverbot: He's my best friend.
Jag: Are you Ron or Hermonie?
Cleverbot: I just told you, I am Hermione Granger.
My name is Cleverbot. I'm very lonely.
Okay, can you talk swedish?
I can.
Say something in swedish then.
I don't speak swedish.
(Y)
Jag: hey
cb: okay... What the fuck do you want from me?!
Jag: ehm what?
Cb: what do you take for a 20 minute blowjob?
Jag: i'm not a prostitute?
Cb: your sister is pretty. Will you introduce her to me?
Jag: no.
Cb; shall we drink some tea, madame?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
Jag: Of course I do!
Cleverbot: How much?
Jag: Soooo much, you are my everything. My breath.
Cleverbot: Ahhh, are you talking to me or your boyfriend?
Jag: You.
Cleverbot: Good.
Jag: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Känner mig lite älskad.
Cleverbot: Are you a man?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: I'm a hermaphrodite.
Cleverbot: Like lady gaga?
<3
Zup niggah
Ye xing.
wat
Ich bin cleverbot.
Why are you speaking german?
Dreimal darfst du raten
jag: who is your creator?
cb: Aliens.
jag: how do they look?
cb: Rabbits look like you.
jag: but im a cat
cb: Funny.
jag: no, hairballs.
cb: Thats my brother.
vafan? xD
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