Cleverbot

jag: do you love me?
cb: Yes. Do you love me?
Jag: No. I hate you, fag.
cb: But I love you!

gullig han är.

Jag: Are you a real person?

cb: yes. are you a banana?

cb:: Are you educated?
jag: Yes!
cb: But you said you were a woman.

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User: What do they sing in the video?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-uJK1vClhM.

Cleverbot: Võibolla tõesti.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: It means you are very lazy in french.

JAG: I'll never forget the battle at crash site two where super-six one crashed

BOT: Is that because you don't love me anymore? *weep*.

haha lol

BOT:Ok well there are two of us. Our names are Emily and Eliza. We are girls and we are both 9.

JAG: Can i come to your house and get nude?

BOT:Sure.

BOT: I don't have a boyfriend.

JAG:You said you where taken

BOT: I was lying.

JAG: So thats mean you wanna have unprotected intercourse

BOT:I guess.

Who else but Quagmire

Cleverbot: Sing me a song about pokemon
Jag: Pokemon, gotta catch them all
Cleverbot: Oh youre my best friend in a world we must defend, pokemon!
Jag: Ill save you and you save me, pokemooon
Cleverbot: You teach me and i teach you
Jag: POKEMON
Cleverbot: we want his leather pants
Jag: Wait wat
Cleverbot: Now this is a story about how my life got flipped turned upside down. Now Id like to take a minute just sit right there, Ill tell you how i became prince over a town called Bel-air

Cleverbot kan tydligen svenska :S


User: Jag älskar dig!

Cleverbot: Aw, jag hatar dig :D.

User: Varför?

Cleverbot: Du luktar illa.

User: Du också.

Cleverbot: Du lukar hundkiss.

Cleverbot: Do you like to sing?
Jag: Yes
Cleverbot: Let's sing Mary Had A Little Lamb
Jag: Mary had a little lamb...
Cleverbot: Little lamb, little lamb
Jag: We make a great duo.
Cleverbot: Yes we do.

Bot: Why are you on here?
Jag: För jag vill prata med dig såklart!
Bot: Och vad var mitt svar?
Jag: Det vet väl inte jag?
Bot: Ok...


Jag blev förvirrad...

Jag: Jag ska göra kaos med han.
CB: What does that mean in english?
Jag: I will do chaos with him.
CB: Well, what would you like to do?
Jag: Clip his tongue
.... Inget svar

Laserturken tog han :O

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