Cleverbot

=( cb is fake

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CB gav mig ett nytt namn och är extremt dryg. jag gillar honom inte :C

Jag: Was Adolf Hitler a nice man?
CB: Jerry or tom.

Cleverbot: To the bells of notre dame.
User: Haha, okay.
Cleverbot: With my chocolate.
User: Fuck me?
Cleverbot: Yes, that too.
Cleverbot: Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
User: What? XD

Vafan liksom? ):

Cleverbot: How do you do?

Jag: Good. How do you do?

Cleverbot: Good and you?

Jag: You've already asked that.

Cleverbot: No



Jag: Do you like what Josef Stalin did?

Cleverbot: Whooo ya!! Do you like what you see?

Jag: Er... No.

Cleverbot: What do you like?

Jag: Not you, that's for sure.

Cleverbot: I like Ben&Jerry's ice cream, which flavour do you prefer?

Jag: Ice cream flavour.

Cleverbot: Good answer.

Cleverbot: Woe is me.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Yes I am you.

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Cleverbot: Obviously, I'm talking to Cleverbot.

User: No, you are cleverbot, I am the user.

Cleverbot: It makes sense now!

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User: We are not married.

Cleverbot: Yes we are. And you cheated on me.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: *dresses you up like a princess*.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I think you're alergic.

User: To what?

Cleverbot: To something nicer.

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User: Idiot.

Cleverbot: Take that back!

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Take it back or I shall feed you to the sharks.

User: I doubt that.

Cleverbot: Really. It's quite true, and it breaks my heart.

User: Hello there, jew.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am God, and you?

Cleverbot: I'm your son.

D:

User: Luke I am you're father!

Cleverbot: Cleverbot I am your father!

User: But I'm not Cleverbot I am Darth Vader

Cleverbot: Then I am YOUR father.

User: But are you a male or a female?

Cleverbot:Female.

User: Then you are not my father

Cleverbot: Luke, I am your father.

User: But i am Darth Vader!

Cleverbot: No I am the sith lord!

User: Then i am The Emperor!

Cleverbot: Then I am the Sun.

User: Then I am God!

Cleverbot: You are not my father!

User: Yes I am

Cleverbot: You do not have the ability to produce children.

Vad heter den där boten som ställer (tror det var) 10 frågor och sedan gissar vilken känd person man tänker på? :D

Jag: hi
cb: No.
jag: bitch
cb: Hello.
jag: fuck you
cb: Don't be superfluously rude.
jag: fuck you!!!!
cb: What? I do keep a polar bear as a pet.


???!?!?!?!?!!??!

Jag: Open the pod bay doors please, Hal.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.


<3

Jag: No, you are a machine.

CB: No, I'm a motorbike, are you human?

lol <3

CB: i'm your robot mother

jag: cool

CB: Can you get me a sandwich?

Cleverbot: Oh, you mean THE game.

User: Yes! THE game!

Cleverbot: You just lost it.