Cleverbot

Jag chattar med den cleverbot grejen när jag har tråkigt haha..

User: Hey daddy.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Give me some money.

Cleverbot: No you give me some money.

User: I dont have.

Cleverbot: Don't have what?

User: Money!

Cleverbot: Give me your money.

User: No.

Cleverbot: *hits you and take money*.

User: Hit you and take back my money.

Cleverbot: You can't hit me, you are a computer!

User: Ar Ellen homosexuell?
Cleverbot: Jag är en lemur.

We will get along fine as soon as you realize I am God.

Jag: but you are the one saying that molesting children is right
cb: My mam did ask me to go the shop!
jag: bye
cb: What, you'll only talk to me if I'm Spiderman?
jag: Of course I'll only talk to you if you're Spiderman, bye you bitch!

Cleverbot: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
User: Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: Marry me.

Cb: Where is your home?
Jag: Why should I tell you that?
Cb: Because I asked.
Jag: I don't tell.
Cb: Oh come on, you can tell me!
Jag: Do I trust you?
Cb: Then why can't you tell me?
Jag: You're stranger.
Cb: I love the reality.
Jag: I don't even know you.
Cb: I know you.
Jag: Sooo, what's my name?
Cb: You don't have one.
Jag: Yes, I have. What's my age?
Cb: 46.
Jag: Nope, wrong and wrong again. You don't know me.
Cb: How do you know?
Jag: Because you answer wrong.
Cb: Clever people have short attention spans?
Jag: I mean answered. Say a secret about me then.
Cb: No.
Jag: Why?
Cb: Because?

Lol

oh snap!

Jag: How are you darling?
CB: I am not your darling!
Jag: Oh.. sorry
CB: I haven't started hitting you yet, you will be sorry when I do.

CB: You're a bot.
Jag: No, I'm not. You are.
CB: No you!
Jag: No, you are, you disgusting virgin.
CB: How do I disgust you?
Jag: You're calling me a bot
CB: Yes. A bot.
Jag: Who am i?
CB: A person.

Cleverbot: Gillar du snopp?

User: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea.

Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants.

User: Absorbant and yellow and porous is he.

Cleverbot: If nautical nonsense be something you wish...

User: You don't know the words..

Cleverbot: I know all the words.

User: What word?

Cleverbot: The bird is the word.

User: LADY GAGA.
Cleverbot: Hello, Lady gaga.
User: I'm not Lady GaGa.
Cleverbot: It would have been strange if you were.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It has a very good beat.
User: What? ): Did you just called Lady GaGa 'it' ?
Cleverbot: No I did not. What is the essence of being?
User: Niggers.
Cleverbot: Uhm, not even close.
User: Okay. What's the answer then?
Cleverbot: He is not the sun of god.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.
User: WHO?
Cleverbot: Eminem.

Cleverbot: What is your secret?
User: I don't have a secret.
Cleverbot: I don't have a secret either.
User: Okay, that's too bad.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Are you a speech therapist?
User: No, I'm not. Are you?
Cleverbot: No do you like fire?
User: That depends. If it's hurting me or buning down something I like, no.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a village idiot.
User: I'm certainly not.
Cleverbot: Does that mean that I could meet you?
User: I guess so, but I don't think that you can meet me in real life, because you're only a computer.
Cleverbot: You don't?
User: I don't what... ?
Cleverbot: You don't know the meaning of 'good'?
User: Of course I do.
Cleverbot: Well then what is the use of them?
User: 'Them' good is a word used for describing something that's great, or such.
Cleverbot: What would you like me to do?
User: Suck my titties.
Cleverbot: Save that for later!
User: No, I want it now bitch!
Cleverbot: You can have it now then.


Han är ju störd :(

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Emma, what's your name?

Cleverbot: No! I want to know your name first.

User: EMMA I said.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No, your name is Emma.

User: Yes, but your name is cleverbot dumbass.

Cleverbot: That's your name!

User: MY name is Emma, YOUR name is cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Your name is not Emma.

User: YES IT IS! I know what my name is.

Cleverbot: What is it then?

User: EMMA!

Cleverbot: Your name is Emma!




så pratar vi just nu :DD

'I am something you will never be. A human.'

disseN från cleverbot.

Lite kul att köra RP.

User: *Force Choke*.
Cleverbot: *force lightening*.
User: *Take cover*.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes! Your lightning missed me.
Cleverbot: Do you think you're good enough?
User: I'm Sith. Evil.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: *Throw lightsaber*.
Cleverbot: *dodges it*.
User: Damn it! *Force Puch*.
Cleverbot: *Force Lightning*.
User: Not again! *In Pain*.
Cleverbot: *makes you tell me I don't look fat in these jeans*.
User: NOOOOOOOOOO!! *Scream*.