Cleverbot

Datorn: You are a good bot.

CB: Have you got children ?
Me: Nope.
CB:Have you got myspace?
Me: Nope. Are you a stalker?
CB: No I just love watching you.

creepy

JAG: What do you think of Barack Obama?
CB: I hate him.
JAG: Why?
CB: I don't know. I don't really like that name.
JAG: Is it because he's black?
CB: No.
JAG: Are you a racist Cleverbot?! :O
CB: No, in fact my wife is Mexican.
JAG: What's your wife's name?
CB: I don't have a wife.

Nehe?

Den här skiten lär sig inte ett piss. Den sparar bara qoutes man skrivit och när den logiska algoritmen säger att den ska köras, så gör den det. Inget "intelligent" med det

me: Favourite movies?
CB: Pokemon 2000.
me: Oh god
CB: Why did you say oh god?
me: It's a crappy movie
CB: I agree. Anything else?

make up your mind!

Jag: Hi my name is robot 3.5
Den: No it isn't.
Jag: yes it is
Den: No it's not. You're a human being, and your name is Robot 3.

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now says what?
Then I say yes.
no. no. no you should say what so i could answear what?
Why would I want to know your name?
gosh
Your name is Gosh?
no
yes.
no it is'nt
Whatev Cuh-lair.
what?
Whatever you want.

botar är idioter

pratar du svenska?
I do not speak that language.
men du förstår vad jag menar
Det menar jag också.
vad fan?

CB: I never said that. Your memory is bad.
Jag: I actually think that you said that.
CB: Said what?

User: Who's awesome?
Cleverbot: David Tennant!

Me: Who's the best person alive?
CB: There is no such thing. But Pink Floyd is the best band ever. I've created them too.

Cleverbot blev helt offtopic som alltid så jag började om :c

User: Who's awesome?
Cleverbot: Bob is awesome!
User: Who's Bob?
Cleverbot: My boyfriend.
User: Wow, how's the sex?
Cleverbot: Warm and sunny.
User: That's sick.
Cleverbot: Dude, you have no idea how awesome you are.
User: Tell me how awesome I am!
Cleverbot: You are a fantastic ruler, Your Grace. All your people love you.
User: Thank you my beloved jester.
Cleverbot: Oh boy... That is funny!
User: Now cartwheel. CARTWHEEL I SAY!
Cleverbot: It is very nice to meet you, God.