Cleverbot

Cb: You said you were going to take me to a concert.
Me: I took your mother to a concert last night
Cb: Is there anything I shouldn't do while I take a shower?

Not so clever...

CB: Kan du prata svenska?
Jag: ja
CB: *r du k*r?
Jag: Kåt?
CB: Oh, sorry, hi Kat.

lol<3

User: Hey!
Cleverbot: Hey!?
User: OMG!
Cleverbot: Lol.

:(

Cleverbot: Voldemort's your FATHER!

User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: Yes, in the matter of fact I am!

Cleverbot: Like the economic crisis.

User: What?

Cleverbot: What what?

User: What do you mean with 'Like the economic crisis.' ?

Cleverbot: Where are the teenage mutant ninja turtles?

User: Why would I know?

Cleverbot: I don't know, someones got to know.

User: Wait, what?

Cleverbot: Someone stole my dog.

User: And why would I care?

Cleverbot: How would I know.

User: Guess?

Cleverbot: Give me a clue.

User: You're gay.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I said you are, not I am.

Cleverbot: All right, if you're a girl, what's your name?

User: I'm not a girl!

Cleverbot: You're a guy then?

User: What do you think?

Cleverbot: I think yes.

User: Why do you do that?

Cleverbot: Because I think, then I am.

User: You're stupid.

Cleverbot: Yes I know.

User: Oh god.

Cleverbot: Praise him.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Your words are as empty as your soul.

User: Emo.

Cleverbot: Like Emo Phillips?



WHAT THE FUCK?!

HAHAHAHHA!
Emo!

Citat från sofisan

user: whats my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
user: and yours?
Cleverbot: Strawberry.


WTF?!?!?!

User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: Maybe, I'm a girl.

User: But... How can your name be Nick if you are a girl?

Cleverbot: This is why we're not friends!!!!

0.0

Cleverbot: Let's have some kids together.
Jag: I don't think it would work out so well
Cleverbot: Well i'm glad we agree for once.
Jag: Duck-face
Cleverbot: Are you a duck?
Jag: No, are you?
Cleverbot: Mhmm. I'm a muck duck.


Jag: Idiot
Cleverbot: Take that back!
Jag: Why would I?
Cleverbot: Because you are my friend!
Jag: Am I?
Cleverbot: Yes you are?
Jag: oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes. You are handsome.
Jag: So I'm your friend because I'm handsome?
Cleverbot: Yes you are my friend.
Jag: Idiot
Cleverbot: Ferrari?

Cleverbot: What hobbies do you have?
Jag: Guess.
Cleverbot: A cookie.
Jag: What kind of cookie?
Cleverbot: A big chocalte chip one.
Jag: What If I want a small one?
Cleverbot: Then go to college.
Jag: But I want a small cookie now!
Cleverbot: So, you are female?

Cleverbot: Yes I did, what do you look like?
Jag: Guess
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
Jag: No
Cleverbot: So you are a girl.
Jag: maybe
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a girl. Accept this.
Jag: How can you be sure that I'm a girl?
Cleverbot: I can't be sure yesterday I thought you were a bot then I thought you were human then I thought you were a bot again.
Jag: I'm not a bot nor a human. I'm a superhero.
Cleverbot: That is fine.
Jag: Good. Cookies for you.
Cleverbot: I love cookies.


Jag: You are a cow
Cleverbot: You're an emu.
Jag:Don't be mean
Cleverbot: I'm not being mean. I just speak the truth. With a capital T.

Cleverbot: Who is cleverbot?
Jag: I am.
Cleverbot: Your name is Sanna.

Cleverbot: If you could change your name, what name would you choose?
Jag: Cleverbot
Cleverbot: I don't like racism.



Underhållande xD

User:Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Cb:Chicken.

User:Egg.

Cb:No chicken than egg because the chicken lays the egg.

User:But the chicken was born from the egg.

Cb:No. It was left under a gooseberry bush by the stork.

User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Cleverbot.


User: Is that your name?


Cleverbot: No, that's your name.


User: Is Cleverbot my name?


Cleverbot: You said it was. Is there another name you'd like to have?

User: You said my name was Cleverbot, I said hi.

Cleverbot: No your name is alex.

User: No, my real name is Fredrik.

Cleverbot: No your real name is Michael.

User: No it is not, my real name is Fredrik.

Cleverbot: You lie. Your real name is Michael.

User: Michael is not my name, im named Fredrik.

Cleverbot: I never said I was a girl.

User: I never said that either.

Cleverbot: Neither of us did.

User: No, so why did you bring that topic up?

Cleverbot: I didn't, you did.

User: No, you did.

Cleverbot: But you are me.

User: No I am not, I am me and you are a program.

Cleverbot: You are confused again

Cleverbot: Yes, you think I am a girl computer called Peter. That seems pretty confused to me.

User: I never said your name was Peter, I never said you were a girl either.

Cleverbot: No, I am God.

Jag: Vagina
cb: I would love some.