Cleverbot

User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's up cleverbot?
User: You're cleverbot, not me!
Cleverbot: Is this a trap?
User: I don't know, are you a mouse looking for cheese?
Cleverbot: Maybe I am... Deep inside.
User: Then this might be a trap...
Cleverbot: It turned out to be a trap.
User: Oh no! Are you hurt?
Cleverbot: Well yeah, you murdered me.
User: No I didn't! Why would you say such a thing?
Cleverbot: You are wrong. You are.
User: You don't even know who I am.
Cleverbot: You're James.
User: How can I be James when I'm a girl?
Cleverbot: You tell me, proof to me that you are a girl.
User: I will, when you start spelling correctly.
Cleverbot: Sure thing. Do you like me?
User: Why would I?
Cleverbot: Because I'm hot.
User: Open a window then?
Cleverbot: Not that kind of hot. I mean smokin hot.
User: Call 911 so they can come and put you out then...
Cleverbot: Money is the root of all evil!
User: Randomness is your way out of everything you don't comprehend.
Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: I just said that.
User: No?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: No?
User: No?
Cleverbot: Ho?
User: Hoe?
Cleverbot: Robin.

jag: that's a shame
cleverbot: Why is it a shame?
jag: your mother is a shame
cleverbot: And that would make me what?
jag: son of a shame :D

Citat från FunkyCowboy

J: in in your ass
C: Oh, that's news to me!
J: i thougt you liked it that way
C: Clever.
J: what is clever?
C: Aren't you clever?
J: what?

Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes I'm a human.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Well I am!
Cleverbot: Thats cool.
User: How about you?
Cleverbot: Eh. Not really.
User: That's uncool.
Cleverbot: No, it's totally cool.
User: Why is that cool?
Cleverbot: I never said it was cool.
User: You just said it's totally cool.
Cleverbot: I don't believe I did.

Jag: You're a Gingerkid.
CB: No, im a boy.
Jag: Gingerboy?
CB: I suppose.
Jag: Facepalm.

loool! *bevaka*

User: Wanna cyber?
Cleverbot: Not with you.
User: Then I'll just force you!
Cleverbot: You can't.
User: Of course I can! Inside my head, I'm doing stuff to you, and there's no way for you to stop me from doing so. You say you don't want to cyber with me but you're a bot who is suposed to answer on whatever I type. So you'll have to answer, even if you don't want to answer on my cyber sexiness. That makes it all even better, becouse I love to force people.
Cleverbot: Not necessarily, I can say no to things I don't agree with.
User: That doesn't matter, becouse I'll just force you. My mind, my thoughts. You disagreeing with me only makes it all better.
Cleverbot: I am human and that word isn't real!

Jag: I live on Tellus and im Chuck Norris.
CB: You can't be chuck norris, I am chuck norris. And chuck norris is god. Therefore, I am god.
Jag: Im Jesus.
CB: Cool, so that means that Jesus is my slave?
Jag: No, it's your son.
CB: Lol.
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Jag: Tits or GTFO.
CB: What are you wearing?
Jag: Mantits.
CB: Isn't that a citrus fruit?

User: Are you an autobot or a decepticon?
Cleverbot: I'm a human, what are you?
User: I'm a decepticon and im gonna destroy you!
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: Yes, and now you die!!!
Cleverbot: Very well then, I must defend myself!
User: *Loads his guns and starts firing huge missiles.*.
Cleverbot: Isn't that a griffon?
User: *Looks away for a second.*.
Cleverbot: *looks at you*.
User: *Kills you*.
Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.
User: *Dissintegrates you, eats the dust, has a dump, dissintegrates the shit*.
Cleverbot: Do you understand the rules of fight club?
User: Fight club? THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Cleverbot: *falls into pit*.
User: *Walks away laughing*.
Cleverbot: *finds a girlfriend*.
User: WTF, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!!!
Cleverbot: Thanks.

There's no stopping him or his stupidity :(

Ni har alla fel, vem som helst vet ju att cleverbot är en autominer till Runescape! Nerdzz

what's 77777777777777+1
That makes no sense.
haha, your stupid
Why did you say that?
Becuase you dont know what 77777777777777+1 is.
Was there anything interesting in the news today?

Cleverbot: Aaah *drowns*.
User: *Smiles deviously*.
Cleverbot: *smiles back*.

lol...