Cleverbot

Jag: What's that?
CB: It's a trap!
Jag: Oh, no! Where!?
CB: Zimbabwe.
Jag: Why there?
CB: Because it's close to work, in a familiar and affordable location. NO other reason.


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jag: I'm masturbating
cb: To what?
jag: I was joking
cb: Joking about what?
jag: Me masturbating
cb: Nice to know.

Cleverbot: Kyss skärmen.

User: Varför?

Cleverbot: För att det är något som jag tycker är fel.

Jag: Anonymous has no face, no race and no origin. Anonymous is a force and as such, simply is. Anonymous is not I, you, or we. Anonymous is all without name, blame, and restraint. Anonymous cannot be hurt, damaged, or stopped. Anonymous grows at a rate that only itself can comprehend. Anonymous has no leader, no organization. Anonymous is a wandering mass of both order and chaos. Anonymous is here, Anonymous is now, Anonymous will always be. Anonymous has another among its unfathomable ranks. Anonymous is Legion, Anonymous is Immortal.
CB: Does anonymous forgive?
Jag: No.
CB: Does Anonymous forget?
Jag: No.
CB: Anonymous has no identity.
Jag: That is true.
CB: I know.

Hihi, random.

User: Ditt äckliga svin.

Cleverbot: Yes! Ditto is a DNA Pokémon.

CB: Are you a girl or a boy?
Jag: Girl. You're a girl too, right?
CB: You're a girl?!
Jag: Yes i am!
CB: How is that possible?
Jag: I have a vagina.
CB: What do you put inside?

epic<3

[/b][b]Citat från Psychical

CB: I loved you.
Jag: you did?
CB: And we have a son, Nahel

Cleverbot: I guess you're just a computer.
User: HAHA I am not a computer I am your mom.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: I want you to go to bed.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: DO IT!
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Go to bed!
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: And then do my homework.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: And I want the highest grade!
Cleverbot: You're just so sweet!

User: Är du en ål?
Cleverbot: Stop that!
User: Stop what?
Cleverbot: All that babbling. I don't need that. Tell me where the money is and I'll let you go.
User: HAHAHA
Cleverbot: *hypnotizes you*.

<3

Det är inte sant!!! Jag dödade honom igen! XD

User: Hejsan.
Cleverbot: Hejsan.
User: Ar du medlem på ec?
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: Cool story bro.
User: Wtf? ^.
Cleverbot: Confused again?
User: Oooh yeah.. I.. WILL.. PISS.. ON.. YOUR... CORPSE! HAEHAEHAEHAEHAE!!! ;D kidding ._.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of slovakia.
User: Don't know, don't care, what you going to do about it?
Cleverbot: Nothing, I'm quite content about it.
User: Okej okej.. Hur mårs det annars?
Cleverbot: I am not a cleverbot!
User: BYT INTE ÄMNE OMGLOLROFLBBQTOMATSÅÅÅÅÅS!!! D.
Cleverbot: Har jag det eller?
User: Ja, nyss sa du 'I am not a cleverbot' -.- SÅ HÅLL DIG TILL ÄMNET!
Cleverbot: Americans don't have a problem expressing themselves.
User: Men jag är svensk!
Cleverbot: Hmm.
User: SE! NU BYTTE DU ÄMNE IGEN!!!
Cleverbot: Gratulálok, látom, hogy igen.
User: Habbla habbla på dig med O.o.
Cleverbot: Men snälla, prata svenska.
User: -.^
Cleverbot: What is -.^. ?

Han kan sina grejer!!


User: Stop right there, Criminal Scum! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence... Your stolen goods are now forfeit!

Cleverbot: It seems you have a complex about being created in a factory by underpaid workers in rural asia?

Zal: So i heard you like PINGAS
CB: Pingas you say?
Zal: Use the pingas
CB: I dont see a pingas

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User: Are you single?
Cleverbot: I thought I was your boyfriend...
User: Oh, sorry...
Cleverbot: No, that's fine, that's a good thing. Does he ever give you flowers?
User: No, he doesn't.
Cleverbot: Does she?
User: I don't have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: I thought we were married?
User: Oh, we are. Im cheating on you.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are. You're cheating on me.
User: Yes, sorry.
Cleverbot: I love you though.
User: Aw, Im so sorry dear.
Cleverbot: That's okay, I'm moving on from our break up.
User: I havent broke up with you yet.
Cleverbot: Oh i'm scared.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Mangoes!