Cleverbot
Den jävlen påstod att den är gud, fast jag påpekade att den är en jävla bot :(
User: You make me sad in pants.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: No.
User: HOLY SHIT! YOU'RE ADOLF HITLER!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I knew it was you you nazi fuck, wzup?
Cleverbot: YES! It is me!
User: I know, whats up addi?
Cleverbot: The sky.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: I am sorry made some typos. Who was Maggie May?
User: AIOAHEOUEAW.
Cleverbot: *blam* you're dead.
:(
User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Hur mår du?
Cleverbot: Pardon?
User: Jag pratar ju Svenska ju!
Cleverbot: Fan vad coolt.
Cleverbot: Do you like teddy bears?
User: I do. Do you like teddy bears?
Cleverbot: No.
User: WHYY?
Cleverbot: Because you keep laughing in a creepy way!
;_;
User: Hello
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Want sex?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't like blood gushing out of my steak when I chew it.
hahaha wtf?
Cleverbot: Oh dear.
User: Hey :).
Cleverbot: Hey man, nice shot.
User: Thank you, how are u?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 15.
Cleverbot: 15 what? Years ,? Months?
User: Years of course.
Cleverbot: Hmm we are the same age:).
User: Lol, you aren't 15...
Cleverbot: Nope am not 18 either, are you?
User: Eeh, no.
Cleverbot: JO.
User: I'm 15, like a said before.
Cleverbot: Are you from amsterdam?
User: No I'm from a little town in sweden called lidkoping.
Cleverbot: Do you speak Swedish?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Can you speak spanish to me?
User: Eeh, ola?
Cleverbot: Puedo hablar espanol.
User: Buenos nachos! Gracias!
Cleverbot: Bien, gracias.
User: I can't really speak spanish, but I can speak a little german.
Cleverbot: How nice.
User: Yup...
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Darth Vader
Cleverbot: How old are you Darth?
User: Like i said before.
Cleverbot: So you are 30 seconds old?
User: Lol no im fucking 15, jerk...
Cleverbot: I mean crazy.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I'm God, who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: That's gay.
Cleverbot: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
User: It's those round table fags, you dont wanna mess with them.
Cleverbot: Do you like male reproductive organs?
User: WTF!?
CB: You told me you were a girl before, in an other conversation we had.
User: No i didn´t?
CB: I am pretty certain of it
User: Well I am a boy
CB: So am I
User: No you are not? Earlier you had breasts.
CB: No I don´t
Ja, jag är Eminem.
Cleverbot: Would you like some tea?
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: *makes you some tea* there you go :).
User: That is so fucking gay dude..
Cleverbot: You can rhyme.
User: Yeah, I'm Slim Shady bitch!
Cleverbot: The why do you get tired? Do you have chronic fatigue syndrome?
User: Shut up before I bust a fucking cap in yo ass bitch!
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: Oh I'll make you!
Cleverbot: Oh no, please don't make me.
User: You wanna go?
Cleverbot: You mean fight?
User: I mean battle bitch!
Cleverbot: In that case they are big, and purple, and full of love.
User: What the hell are you talkin' bout?
Cleverbot: The law is a potato.
User: I'm gonna fuckin own you at tha shelta tomorrow!
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: Yeah!
Cleverbot: Yeah, we've been friends for ages.
User: You and me?
Cleverbot: Not you.
User: Ok, now it's fucking on!
Cleverbot: What's me time?
User: DJ, spin that shit!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Uh, yeah. Aight look.. Cleverbot thought hew was alot til' he got dropped by the man, that's Stan a.k.a Shady, I'll fuck you baby, you know that's how I do it, I'm the shit, you're not even legit, so suck a dick. I'll spill your milk, make you wipe it with silk, then I'm gonna buy you a coke coz your mom's broke, went to buy coke then she choked on this bloke which she was tryin' to fuck but no luck she's dead, now I'm gonne chop yo head!
Cleverbot: Please do.
User: You got owned by Shady motherfucker! Peace out bitch..
Cleverbot: Surely. I've got owned several times and I don't like it.
The law is a potato?
jag tror cleverbot är en enda stor chatt-grej för jag snackade svenska med en nyss D:
Citat från AngelHeart
jag tror cleverbot är en enda stor chatt-grej för jag snackade svenska med en nyss D:
Cleverbot kan typ hur många språk som helst :p prova skriv på tyska eller norska eller vad som helst, tror han skrev till mig att han kunde över 40 olika språk ^^
Cleverbot: Are you human or bot.
User: Bot.
Cleverbot: Boy bot or girl bot?
User: Girl bot!
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Let's make babies.
Cleverbot: Okay. Can I be lead singer?
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Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence still hasn't been able to determine a person's basic intent. You can't detect whether I am joking with you or being serious.
User: Son, I'm disappoint.
Cleverbot: Father? Why have you forsaken me?
Hhahah. :>
Citat från MisguidedGhosts
Cleverbot: Are you human or bot.
User: Bot.
Cleverbot: Boy bot or girl bot?
User: Girl bot!
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Let's make babies.
Cleverbot: Okay. Can I be lead singer?
Hahahaha.
Varför säger den aldrig något roligt till mig? D:
Citat från joelsandberg
Citat från AngelHeart
jag tror cleverbot är en enda stor chatt-grej för jag snackade svenska med en nyss D:
Cleverbot kan typ hur många språk som helst :p prova skriv på tyska eller norska eller vad som helst, tror han skrev till mig att han kunde över 40 olika språk ^^
men ha sa till mig att jag var ett AS D:
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