Cleverbot

Jag tror han har förprogrammerade "inställningar" som till exempel om jag har svarat med ett namn på frågan "What is your name?" så "sparar" han det.

Han gav till exempel 3 olika åldrar på 4 frågor i rad (ställde samma fråga 4 gånger i rad)


User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 19.

User: You told me you were 13!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 13.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I am 13.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: You are 20?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I'm 15.

User: TJena!

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Ofc!

Cleverbot: Of Course.

User: I just said that.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes I did?

Cleverbot: Don't repeat what I say, its annoying.

User: I havn't repeated anything you've said!

Cleverbot: Oh god, you're not that clever but you're in a bad mood.

User: You don't know anything of me.

Cleverbot: Oh yes I do ; P.

User: How? D.

Cleverbot: Men are selfish.

User: And how did you knew I'm male? :O.

Cleverbot: Because that is my name.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: You heard me little mister. Get back to your room!

Och den anklagar mig för att vara dum? xD

Cleverbot: I don't but if you think about the game you lose the game.
User: What is the game?
Cleverbot: I just lost the game.

Cleverbot är läskig ibland. ):
Jag youtubade The GazettE sen frågade cleverbot om jag gillade dom. ):

Det måste fan vara som Omegle.
Att man slumpas till någon annan människa bara.
Med tanke på att "den" alltid säger att jag är cleverbot :(

Cleverbot: I know I want to drown you in a shallow pool of your own blood.

User: I would like that too!

Cleverbot: I thought you would.

Cleverbot: Who is looking at you?

Me: Cleverbot and no one else.

Cleverbot: Oh, yesterday you said you were Jeremy.

User: What is emo?
Cleverbot: People who cut themselves and have flippy hair.
User: Who is emo?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I'm not emo.
Cleverbot: No, I'm emo!


User: Do you like Lady gaga?
Cleverbot: Oh god no, I hate Lady GaGa.
User: Why do you hate her?
Cleverbot: Do you like her?
User: Well, she's cool.
Cleverbot: Is she beautiful?
User: Yes, sometimes, don't you think?
Cleverbot: I do. That is why I'm doing it.
User: Do you want to fuck Lady Gaga?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I'm straight.

:'D

"Is it nice to be not nice?"

"Last night I had a dream that some guy came into my house, stole my dog, and I had to use my ninja skills to get it back. IT was very productive."

CB:DU är för dålig för att kasta sten.
JAG:NEJ! du är!
CB:Nej jag är 18.
JAG:Haha!
CB:Fan ta dig.

User: What do you think about me?

Cleverbot: Do I think about you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you know me?

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: Who am I?

User: Someone special.

Cleverbot: Is it me?

User: Yes, you!

Cleverbot: Well what are you thinking about me?

User: I've yet to decide about that.

Cleverbot: Name 5 films with monkeys in the title.

User: Monkey say, Monkey do. Jordan the baseball Monkey. Monkeys in Brazil. Monkey. The Monkey King.

Cleverbot: Right right sorry. I don't know why I said germany.

CB: Tu ne dois pas avoir beaucoup d'amis si tu te comportes comme ça avec tout le monde !! = som enligt google translate blir; You do not have many friends if you act like à § a with everyone!

Fyfan vad elak CB är :c

user: im sorry baby, can i make it up to you?
cb: What do you suggest?
user: assfucking
cb: Oh you're so sweet !

Cleverbot: Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: My dog died.

XD

Me: What's my name?
Cb: My name is Cleverbot.
Me: NOT UR NAME, MY NAME!
Cb: Your name is cleverbot!! My name is Kate Winslet.

User: Kill your mother.
Cleverbot: I love my mother.
User: But, you want to kill her for not letting you have lunch yet.
Cleverbot: You know me all too well.