Stupid Bitch

Okay so about 4 weeks ago me and the llamacorn got into our first argument as a couple and it caused the relationship to almost end, it didn't help that all his friends were telling him to break up with me and get with his ex. He stayed with me though and things got better until he showed me the texts his ex was sending him.
In these texts she was bitching about me, saying things like "She's quiet and weird" ans "I love you" all of these texts had like a million kisses on the end and not only did that piss me off but it also freaked the llamacorn out a bit... Not a surprise.
Last week me and the llamacorn had another argument, this one was nowhere near as bad, but that's all sorted now and he has stopped being a massive dick.
But anyway this bitch just realised today, 4 weeks after I started hating her, that I actually hate her and she didn't know why even though it is so bloody obvious, so the llamacorn told her why I hated her. To be honest I think the llamacorn is starting to get a bit sick of her but I think he's only being nice because he doesn't want her to go kill herself.
But I seriously don't understand how someone can be that stupid.
Anyway other then that my life hasn't been too bad recently, I'm just happy the llamacorn knows how much I hate her and now she knows how much I hate her and everyone knows how much I want to kill her. Her name on my contacts is now "Anal Snorkel Face".
However over the weekend I did get very depressed, especially when it came to thinking about my life without the llamacorn and it got me bad, I don't know what I would do now if he left my life, I don't think I could ever be happy with another guy.