My Confusing Life

So I realised I never actually said what the guy I like sent me a couple of weeks ago so since he does not know of this place I don't see the harm in it, maybe someone that reads this can shead some light on what the hell is going on.

Okay so this is how it went:
Me: I ate a lot of llamas yesterday
Him: your dead to me
i shall impale you with my awesomly hard horn
... shit that came out werong xD
Me: Next time think before you type
Him: or did i mean it tht way? 0.o LLAMACORN works in mysterious ways :L

Yeah I still have no idea what is going on here and it has been like 1 week and 4 days since he sent me that plus he has been flirty with a girl that has a boyfriend!! Like WTF?!?!?! Why can't he just realise that we are perfect for each other, Iean we both want to be vets, we both have similar likes and dislikes, the same ambitions, he is stupid even though he is really smar, most guys are like this, I will just kill them all...