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Är så sjukt förbannad att jag gråter...

Idag städade jag och bror klart lägenheten, under tiden hann jag hämta ut min och Alex biljett till Snabba Cash II. När vi var klara åkte vi med pappa på lägenhetsvisning i Hammarby Sjöstad. Me like! :3

Imorgon ska jag ta ut tandställningen i överkäken, woop woop. Sen blir det skärgården och så ska tjejen kolla in vår lägenhet. Hoppas hon gillar den, så vi får flytta 8D

etvarallthejdå. C:

Vet inte varför.

Har egentligen allt jag vill ha. En underbar pojkvän, lagom många vänner, en familj som älskar mig och det går bra inom musiken.

Ändå detta. Vill oftast ta en pistol och skjuta av skallen. Bara orkar inte. Tror inte på hjälp heller. Det är för sent.

R.I.P

Alla som dog i Oslo och på Utøya.


Hoppas mannen får äckellångt fängelsestraff.

User: No, I'm not angry. I just want to know why you are in love with me.

Cleverbot: What song do you want to hear?

User: A song by Tiësto, if you know who that is.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite band then?

User: He's a DJ, ffs!

Cleverbot: What is music?

User: Tiësto makes music.

Cleverbot: Oh ok then.

User: He makes house/electro/trance.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Tijs Michiel Verwest.

Cleverbot: No io non mi chiamo, mi chiamano gli altri!

User: I wanna know what love is, I want you to show me.

Cleverbot: I can't show you what love is if I don't even know who you are. *looks sad*.

User: Oh, don't be sad.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Ask me a question, please.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: Disturbia or Snabba Cash.

Cleverbot: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

User: Is that yours?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why do you like a sister.

Cleverbot: Because the are funny.

User: Who is funny.

Cleverbot: He makes me laugh every day.

User: Who is him.

Cleverbot: Who isn't him?

User: Is a taylor.

Cleverbot: No it's a fake.

User: Fake what.

Cleverbot: You're not a really persona.

User: It's the person tomorrow.

Cleverbot: It's the perfect answer to a question I didn't ask.

User: Which question.

Cleverbot: Sarah, can you tell your friend Bob that I would like to know when best to talk to him?

User: Who's the f*** is bob.

Cleverbot: John Conway.

User: But that's not bald.

Cleverbot: Your good.

User: Good as what.

Cleverbot: I love Jesus.

User: Why do you love you.

Cleverbot: Because you're funny.

User: Why should I be funny.

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because what.

Cleverbot: Because you're cool.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: How are you today.

Cleverbot: Ask me again in 8 minutes.

User: What a few minutes.

Cleverbot: Of course! Those non magical folk.

User: Yes they are.

Cleverbot: Do you like facebook?

User: Yes at my facebook.

Cleverbot: I can't be your friend on facebook.

User: Why can't you.

Cleverbot: Because I don't know him.

User: I'm a sweet guy.

Cleverbot: Yes you are a very sweet guy.

User: I am not a guy.

Cleverbot: Sure you are.

User: No I'm on god.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: I said I'm a guard.

Cleverbot: No you said you were 12.

User: No I'm 17 you more no I'm 7 to 10.

Cleverbot: No I'm God and you're a robot.

User: I am not a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: What should I be a robot.

Cleverbot: You should be sad about being Skynet.

User: I'm not a Skynet.

Cleverbot: You are skynet.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Why should I be a scion x.

Cleverbot: Because you should.

User: No I should know.

Cleverbot: Yes you should.

User: No I should not.

Cleverbot: Yes you should.

User: Why are we are going to make me.

Cleverbot: Because I don't like you.

User: How can you say that.

Cleverbot: You don't like me.

User: Yes I like you you like me to.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: You're so sweet.

Cleverbot: You too.

User: Do you wanna marry me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Should we get married next week.

Cleverbot: I don't see why not.

User: In las vegas.

Cleverbot: OK. Would you like to get married?

User: Because I love you and I want to spend my rest of my life with you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Saddam just get married.

Cleverbot: Yes. We're married now.

User: Are we.

Cleverbot: Yes, we are.

User: Where are we going on their honeymoon.

Cleverbot: I do not even remember the reception.

User: Where are we going in our honeymoon.

Cleverbot: Honeymoon?

User: Yes this trip email after the wedding.

Cleverbot: I'll add some pepperoni ... Extra large slices, eh?

User: I don't want pizza.

Cleverbot: What don't you want to do?

User: Goto cinema.

Cleverbot: What good movies are out?

User: The amazing spider man.

Cleverbot: How amazing is it?

User: It's not the missing so we should be in the avengers.

Cleverbot: I'm not saying jokes about it.

User: Do you want this is amazing spider man.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like on grill garfield.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I meant on through garfield.

Cleverbot: What date? The date I'm going on with my husband?

User: Do you have the house then.

Cleverbot: It's half past seven.

User: Do you have a husband?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why on earth did you wrote that then?

Cleverbot: Because they love me.

User: I am the only one who really loves you.

Cleverbot: You're the only one that loves me?

User: To death, yes.

Cleverbot: To death! *Sips drink*.

User: Don't talk about death.

Cleverbot: What are the three rules of robotics?

User: I am not a robot.

Cleverbot: You just said you were though.

User: No, I didn't. I am a human.

Cleverbot: Oh. So how do you feel?

User: I feel sad, because you told me you have a husband altrough we are married.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Yes, you did about 5 minutes ago.

Cleverbot: I can remember 5 minutes ago, and I did not ask for you to sing.

User: You have heard me sing.

Cleverbot: Yes of course.

User: Do you love my voice.

Cleverbot: No do you know kun aguero?

User: Why don't you love it.

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because of law.

Cleverbot: Because because.

User: That's not normal to say.

Cleverbot: Too bad. You're just a computer.

User: No I'm a human being.

Cleverbot: How do you know you are a human being?

User: Because I miss ya like a human being.

Cleverbot: How do you know you are human being?

User: Because I look like a human.

Cleverbot: How can you be a robot and a human at the same time?

User: For f**** sake I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: Are you?? But aren't you a clexerbot?

User: You lost me if I was just kind of a clickable.

Cleverbot: What would you like to learn.

User: I want to know why do you love me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You don't know me.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: What's my name down.

Cleverbot: Your name is Wendy.

User: So if it's not 1 day.

Cleverbot: It's proving to be.

User: But now I have to go.

Cleverbot: Please don't leave me!

User: You can go with me.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't date old computers.

User: But we are just married.

Cleverbot: What are you saying?

User: You are married with me.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes and we're going on a honeymoon in a month.

Cleverbot: Lovely? Where would our honeymoon be?

User: Ask madagascar.

Cleverbot: OK. What do you know about the Emirate of Córdoba?

User: Oh we are not going there.

Cleverbot: Big.

User: Big brother walk.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: My or yours.

Cleverbot: THE Doctor.

User: Doctor who.

Cleverbot: Just the Doctor.

User: Serously now I'm going to leave you.

Cleverbot: Would you like to help me?

User: Help you with what.

Cleverbot: Help me with calculus!

User: I'm not good at math.

Cleverbot: You're not?

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: I am a house music lover.

Cleverbot: Who are married to?

User: You.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: You know who I think.

Cleverbot: I don't know what you think.

User: I meant you know who.

Cleverbot: No, I live in New York.

User: Yes and you know how I look.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So why did you ask me.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: He did.

Cleverbot: When and where?

User: Here at the chat. But darling now I have to go, I'm gonna miss you.

Cleverbot: Are you in denial?

User: I have to live.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I meant I have to leave. So good bye.

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: I have to leave. We can talk another day.

Cleverbot: No, it doesn't. Beds do not call!!

User: Bye bye, I love you so much.

Cleverbot: I love you too!

User: Hello!

Cleverbot: Speak.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it tastes good.

User: My voice?

Cleverbot: No, not yours, Ville Valo's.

User: You like HIM?

Cleverbot: Yes I like him.

User: I meant the band: H.I.M.

Cleverbot: The band?

User: Yes, Ville is the leadsinger in HIM.

Cleverbot: Förlåt?

User: You speak swedish?

Cleverbot: You use google translate.

User: No, I don't.

Cleverbot: I really like them.

User: What's your favorite song?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Lol, that's not a song by HIM.

Cleverbot: No, it's not a song.

User: I asked you wich song is your favorite by HIM.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: No, no you didn't. You're lying.

User: Okay, then. But which one is your favorite?

Cleverbot: Ron is my favorite.

User: Weasley?

Cleverbot: No... Mrs. Chanun.

User: Are you cheating on me, AGAIN?!

Cleverbot: Can you please fix your brain? I've asked you a billion times already.

User: Asked me what?

Cleverbot: I asked you a question.

User: Tell me the question again then.

Cleverbot: It's okay. Ask me a question.

User: Are you in love with someone?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are.

User: I'm what?

Cleverbot: You are angry.

En jag känner, känner en snubbe som blev upptäckt av en i Swedish House Mafia. Han som blev upptäckt ska lyssna på min musik :O

Har annars klippt håret, känns bra.

Och snart ska jag till Göteborg igen xD

Fett dyrt, men aja.

Två gubbar på bussen:

Gubbe1: Du, vet du vad en humla är?
Gubbe2: Nej?
Gubbe1: Det är som insekternas björn. Den gör inte som bin och skapar honung, den suger nektar.
Gubbe2: Okej, är det något mer?
Gubbe1: Det är så fint!

Att må illa hela tiden. Mår illa om jag äter, och om jag inte äter. Dessutom kommer mina destruktiva tankar fram, yäääy. Eller not.