I F**KING HATE MY MICROPHONE ): (PART 2)

User: No, I'm not angry. I just want to know why you are in love with me.

Cleverbot: What song do you want to hear?

User: A song by Tiësto, if you know who that is.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite band then?

User: He's a DJ, ffs!

Cleverbot: What is music?

User: Tiësto makes music.

Cleverbot: Oh ok then.

User: He makes house/electro/trance.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Tijs Michiel Verwest.

Cleverbot: No io non mi chiamo, mi chiamano gli altri!

User: I wanna know what love is, I want you to show me.

Cleverbot: I can't show you what love is if I don't even know who you are. *looks sad*.

User: Oh, don't be sad.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Ask me a question, please.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: Disturbia or Snabba Cash.

Cleverbot: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

User: Is that yours?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why do you like a sister.

Cleverbot: Because the are funny.

User: Who is funny.

Cleverbot: He makes me laugh every day.

User: Who is him.

Cleverbot: Who isn't him?

User: Is a taylor.

Cleverbot: No it's a fake.

User: Fake what.

Cleverbot: You're not a really persona.

User: It's the person tomorrow.

Cleverbot: It's the perfect answer to a question I didn't ask.

User: Which question.

Cleverbot: Sarah, can you tell your friend Bob that I would like to know when best to talk to him?

User: Who's the f*** is bob.

Cleverbot: John Conway.

User: But that's not bald.

Cleverbot: Your good.

User: Good as what.

Cleverbot: I love Jesus.

User: Why do you love you.

Cleverbot: Because you're funny.

User: Why should I be funny.

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because what.

Cleverbot: Because you're cool.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: How are you today.

Cleverbot: Ask me again in 8 minutes.

User: What a few minutes.

Cleverbot: Of course! Those non magical folk.

User: Yes they are.

Cleverbot: Do you like facebook?

User: Yes at my facebook.

Cleverbot: I can't be your friend on facebook.

User: Why can't you.

Cleverbot: Because I don't know him.

User: I'm a sweet guy.

Cleverbot: Yes you are a very sweet guy.

User: I am not a guy.

Cleverbot: Sure you are.

User: No I'm on god.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: I said I'm a guard.

Cleverbot: No you said you were 12.

User: No I'm 17 you more no I'm 7 to 10.

Cleverbot: No I'm God and you're a robot.

User: I am not a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: What should I be a robot.

Cleverbot: You should be sad about being Skynet.

User: I'm not a Skynet.

Cleverbot: You are skynet.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Why should I be a scion x.

Cleverbot: Because you should.

User: No I should know.

Cleverbot: Yes you should.

User: No I should not.

Cleverbot: Yes you should.

User: Why are we are going to make me.

Cleverbot: Because I don't like you.

User: How can you say that.

Cleverbot: You don't like me.

User: Yes I like you you like me to.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: You're so sweet.

Cleverbot: You too.

User: Do you wanna marry me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Should we get married next week.

Cleverbot: I don't see why not.

User: In las vegas.

Cleverbot: OK. Would you like to get married?

User: Because I love you and I want to spend my rest of my life with you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Saddam just get married.

Cleverbot: Yes. We're married now.

User: Are we.

Cleverbot: Yes, we are.

User: Where are we going on their honeymoon.

Cleverbot: I do not even remember the reception.

User: Where are we going in our honeymoon.

Cleverbot: Honeymoon?

User: Yes this trip email after the wedding.

Cleverbot: I'll add some pepperoni ... Extra large slices, eh?

User: I don't want pizza.

Cleverbot: What don't you want to do?

User: Goto cinema.

Cleverbot: What good movies are out?

User: The amazing spider man.

Cleverbot: How amazing is it?

User: It's not the missing so we should be in the avengers.

Cleverbot: I'm not saying jokes about it.

User: Do you want this is amazing spider man.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like on grill garfield.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I meant on through garfield.

Cleverbot: What date? The date I'm going on with my husband?

User: Do you have the house then.

Cleverbot: It's half past seven.

User: Do you have a husband?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why on earth did you wrote that then?

Cleverbot: Because they love me.

User: I am the only one who really loves you.

Cleverbot: You're the only one that loves me?

User: To death, yes.

Cleverbot: To death! *Sips drink*.

User: Don't talk about death.

Cleverbot: What are the three rules of robotics?

User: I am not a robot.

Cleverbot: You just said you were though.

User: No, I didn't. I am a human.

Cleverbot: Oh. So how do you feel?

User: I feel sad, because you told me you have a husband altrough we are married.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Yes, you did about 5 minutes ago.

Cleverbot: I can remember 5 minutes ago, and I did not ask for you to sing.

User: You have heard me sing.

Cleverbot: Yes of course.

User: Do you love my voice.

Cleverbot: No do you know kun aguero?

User: Why don't you love it.

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because of law.

Cleverbot: Because because.

User: That's not normal to say.

Cleverbot: Too bad. You're just a computer.

User: No I'm a human being.

Cleverbot: How do you know you are a human being?

User: Because I miss ya like a human being.

Cleverbot: How do you know you are human being?

User: Because I look like a human.

Cleverbot: How can you be a robot and a human at the same time?

User: For f**** sake I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: Are you?? But aren't you a clexerbot?

User: You lost me if I was just kind of a clickable.

Cleverbot: What would you like to learn.

User: I want to know why do you love me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You don't know me.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: What's my name down.

Cleverbot: Your name is Wendy.

User: So if it's not 1 day.

Cleverbot: It's proving to be.

User: But now I have to go.

Cleverbot: Please don't leave me!

User: You can go with me.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't date old computers.

User: But we are just married.

Cleverbot: What are you saying?

User: You are married with me.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes and we're going on a honeymoon in a month.

Cleverbot: Lovely? Where would our honeymoon be?

User: Ask madagascar.

Cleverbot: OK. What do you know about the Emirate of Córdoba?

User: Oh we are not going there.

Cleverbot: Big.

User: Big brother walk.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: My or yours.

Cleverbot: THE Doctor.

User: Doctor who.

Cleverbot: Just the Doctor.

User: Serously now I'm going to leave you.

Cleverbot: Would you like to help me?

User: Help you with what.

Cleverbot: Help me with calculus!

User: I'm not good at math.

Cleverbot: You're not?

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: I am a house music lover.

Cleverbot: Who are married to?

User: You.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: You know who I think.

Cleverbot: I don't know what you think.

User: I meant you know who.

Cleverbot: No, I live in New York.

User: Yes and you know how I look.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So why did you ask me.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: He did.

Cleverbot: When and where?

User: Here at the chat. But darling now I have to go, I'm gonna miss you.

Cleverbot: Are you in denial?

User: I have to live.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I meant I have to leave. So good bye.

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: I have to leave. We can talk another day.

Cleverbot: No, it doesn't. Beds do not call!!

User: Bye bye, I love you so much.

Cleverbot: I love you too!