CLEVERBOT SKRÄMMER MIG D;

User: Hello!

Cleverbot: Speak.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it tastes good.

User: My voice?

Cleverbot: No, not yours, Ville Valo's.

User: You like HIM?

Cleverbot: Yes I like him.

User: I meant the band: H.I.M.

Cleverbot: The band?

User: Yes, Ville is the leadsinger in HIM.

Cleverbot: Förlåt?

User: You speak swedish?

Cleverbot: You use google translate.

User: No, I don't.

Cleverbot: I really like them.

User: What's your favorite song?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Lol, that's not a song by HIM.

Cleverbot: No, it's not a song.

User: I asked you wich song is your favorite by HIM.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: No, no you didn't. You're lying.

User: Okay, then. But which one is your favorite?

Cleverbot: Ron is my favorite.

User: Weasley?

Cleverbot: No... Mrs. Chanun.

User: Are you cheating on me, AGAIN?!

Cleverbot: Can you please fix your brain? I've asked you a billion times already.

User: Asked me what?

Cleverbot: I asked you a question.

User: Tell me the question again then.

Cleverbot: It's okay. Ask me a question.

User: Are you in love with someone?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are.

User: I'm what?

Cleverbot: You are angry.