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hahaha xD
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You: tjena tjena mittbena, din hajfena!
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old school
jag kan inte sluta xD
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Stranger: orchard park?
You: håll käften och lämna conversationen annars ska du få på fan!
You: kolla nu när han gör det
You: han e lite retard men han gör det snart
You: vafan
You: han fattar ju trögt
Stranger: thats not even real german
You: its swedish retard
You: lämna nu cp barn
Stranger: cool
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jag fortsätter eftersom att ingen annan gör det.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: håll käften och lämna annars ska du få på fan!
You: kolla nu då!
You: han gör det!
You: muhaha
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You: tyst ditt chipsmongo annars ska jag sopa till dig med min sandlåda!
You: kolla nu när han leavar
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You: men lägg av nu du e ju inte rolig
You: nu lämnar han jag svär
You: oj kanske e en hon
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Stranger: asl
You: du jag trodde det va en kille innan men va nog en tjej så om du e något av dom,kan väl du lämna först?
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Stranger: Hi,
You: asså tänker du med lämna innan jag hunnit driva med dig?
You: jag lovar , han/hon gör det
Stranger: I'm sorry I don't speak Swedish...Sorry...
You: säker?
Stranger: I don't speak your language, neither can I read it.
Stranger: Do you know any English?
You: men du kan höra mig om jag viskar det?
Stranger: Sorry.
You: se på fan
You: hejdå
You: alla vinka nu
Stranger: I wish I understood what you are saying, but I don'
Stranger: t
You: jag ber om ursäkt,ec, men personen kan inte svenska
Stranger: English?
You: svenska för mina svenska fans?
You: har inga men ändå
You: stick
You: schas
Stranger: FINALLY! We get somewhere...I think.
Stranger: I think it's a tad sad that this is the longest conversation I've had with someone and we don't understand each other
You: du e sorglig ja
You: jag förstår dig men du fattar ingenting
You: jävla burk-mongo
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sista nu!
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Stranger: 머리부터 발끝까지 Hot Issue ho!
You: tyst annars får du på moppo
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den sög vi tar en sista:
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You: hejsan din jävla skål
Stranger: english bitch
You: bögballe du snackar inte så till mig
Stranger: fuck off
You: hejdå
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Citat från MyWillBeDone
lång tråkig konversation
tråkig, sån här e bättre-
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Stranger: hello
You: Hello, sir.
Stranger: hello you shouldent adress people as sir because what if i was a woman?
Stranger: but i am a male
Stranger: so good guess
You: Only males hang out here, rite?
You: Fake females.
Stranger: pertty much
Stranger: mastly creeps
You: Everybody's just messing
Stranger: mostly*
You: Telling us they're females, when they are not.
Stranger: true
Stranger: but you speek the truth
Stranger: so how are you?
You: Like trolls on /b/
They wanna cyber, and posts conversations of when they make the stranger
LOSE THE GAME
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kolla mina, så ska de va
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Stranger: hi
You: nej
You: du säger inte så till mig
Stranger: i am sorry i don't know what are you talking about
Stranger: but
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: skit i det då mensbarn
You: bort
You: hemoröjd bil
Stranger: i am come from taiwan
Stranger: and
You: you are cheap
Stranger: = =
You: and you love me long time 1 dollar?
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nu får fan fler joina omegle asså. kolla mina , dom erövrar ju tråden:
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Stranger: Heyy!
You: hi
You: are u 2 asian like the rest ppl here?
Stranger: lol no im white
You: ive met like 10 people who would love me long time 1 dollar
You: men du är säkert sån du med din jävla kåtborre
Stranger: lol
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Stranger: m
Stranger: or f
You: hello jag is taiwanese och i love dig long tid 1 krona
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: iam en kåt jävla skogsmulle som wanna låsa in dig i min källare och älska med some sweet bön skördar ,ralf
Stranger: Thats cool
You: säker?=
You: du har ingen aning om vem jag skulle driva med dig om att jag va?
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asså allvarligt ec joina nu!
You: sooo, well.. you're from korea!?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you know?
Stranger: korea?
You: yeah!? my lil' brother is from korea! We bought him there
Stranger: really?
You: yeah! really!
Stranger: it's nice ,
You: he's kind of cute! But expensive .__.
Stranger: expensive
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: maybe he has problems
You: what kind of problems? exept me?
Stranger: no, i mean...
Stranger: nope that's ok
Stranger: you know his name?
You: what's ok? am i just ok? omg.. i'm like gorgeous, man!
You: Hehe, he's named William
Stranger: no , korean name
Stranger: don't know?
You: no,
You: do they have name? O:
Stranger: maybe you can ask him someday
Stranger: yeah they have name
You: Hahaha, funny! He's like 5 years old.. i dont think he knows!
You: what's you name?
Stranger: uh- really?
Stranger: 김민정
Stranger: it's hard for you i guess
You: yeah
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Stranger: hi
You: hi sexy
Stranger: ~from?\
You: i wanna masturbate och komma i dina pupiller is where im from, what about you, dickweed?
Stranger: you are so lovely~
You: im your fathers wet gay dream
You: har du sett en tulpan?
Stranger: but i don't want to talk to you1~never mind
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SLUTA SKICKA IN DÅLIGA?!
Stranger: hi :)
You: jag bor i ett garage, ska vi skjuta småbarn med tamponger?
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You: hello :D
Stranger: Forgive me father for I have sinned
You: O:
Stranger: I have trolled on omegle
You: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
You: thats thw worst sin ever!!!
Stranger: I KNOW
You: T_______T
Stranger: WHAT SHOULD I DO
You: you wont come to heaven now T______T
Stranger: FUCK
You: go to the little island called Bakharuchi
Stranger: okay
You: and give the people apples
You: with sugar on
You: then i might let you come to heaven
Stranger: awesome
You: yes i know!! :D
Stranger: brb going to bakharuchi
haha massa roliga den här morgonen :D
Det var han som var rolig, inte du.
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