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Stranger: du är en sådan där håkan hatare va
You: nej
Stranger: inte?
You: ne
Stranger: så du älskar honom?
You: nej
Stranger: weirdo
Stranger: antingen hatar eller älskar man honom
Stranger: inget där emellan

Vadå, ? haha xD

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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: are you a female or a male?
You: female
Stranger: how old? im a male
You: i'm 15
Stranger: im 18
You: okey.. from?
Stranger: sweden, you?
You: samma :D
Stranger: :)
Stranger: kan jag ställa en privat fråga?
You: öhm.. visst.. xD
Stranger: är storleken viktig?
You: haha till viss del kanske.. xD varför frågar du det?
Stranger: är lite osäker på min
You: ah okej..
Stranger: kan jag typ visa den så du får bedömma den? skulle vara schysst
You: be nån annan göra det istället.. nån som är intresserad av dina 'privata delar'
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Citat från Unbeaten

Stranger: i am the book of answers
You: omg!
Stranger: would u like to ask something?
You: OMG YES!
You: Am i the most awesome person ever? : D
Stranger: yes
You: well , i already knew that one ... so i'll ask something else!
You: What happens after death?
Stranger: you're dead
You: omg... clever!
Stranger: so clever XD
You: Who is magical trevor? :O
Stranger: magical trevor is ..dum dim dum..
Stranger: ME
Stranger: MWHAHAHAHH
You: OMG ,
You: gief autograph!
Stranger: *gives autograph*
You: YAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYA :D:D:D:D
You: this is not fun anymore.
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Stranger: a wild abra appears
You: LOOK , TEAM ROCKET!
You: *RUN*

jag hittade en scenetjej från USA.
hon är awesome :D

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You: If you ask me ASL I'll cut you.
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Oh noes! Dissad.

Stranger: do you play with pokemons?
Stranger: are shinies hard to get?
You: yes, i have like 200, they run all over the place, cuz my pokeballs get broked :< (skulle skriva att dom tog slut men ja glömde va de hette på engelska (N))
Stranger: :-D
Stranger: you pokemon fans are so crazy
Stranger: those demons cursed your heads
Stranger: the Pope should prohibit them
You: okay :(
Stranger: no don't get sad
Stranger: you will be rewarded with paradise
Stranger: Jesus is the shiniest Pokemon of the Pokedex
Stranger: He is the coolest to play with
You: so u play with pokemons too?
Stranger: no, I play with dragons
You: okay, if i give u a pokemon, will u give me a dragon?
Stranger: but many dragon breeders are pokemon-demon-cursed, so I know something about them
Stranger: it is impossible
Stranger: but I can show you one of my dragons if you want to
Stranger: and I will go to see one of your pokemons in return
You: okay : D
You: http://www.lovehkfilm.com/features/ax7846/pikachu_ash.jpg
thats me and my dearest pokemon :)
You: show me u now
Stranger: Athena Aris, my white dragon :) http://dragcave.net/view/n/Athena%20Aris
Stranger: you like pikachu!
Stranger: is it a mouse?
Stranger: a cat?
Stranger: a raccoon?
You: it's a pikachu only!
Stranger: :)
You: r u serious about those dragons?
Stranger: I like them
Stranger: you don't?
Stranger: I understand you if you don't
You: I DO NOT LIKE DRAGONS, AND I DONT LIKE POKEMONS EITHER(?)
:@@@@@@@@@@
Stranger: ok so why are we talking about dragons and pokemons?
Stranger: let's talk about JESUS!!!!
You: cuz i like them

Stranger: are you from IHM?
You: Im fom H&M <3
Stranger: so gay dude

diss? :o

Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u
You: sweet, u?
Stranger: good
You: gr8
Stranger: asl
You: 19,5 f sweden
You: u?
Stranger: i am 17.5 m USA
You: sweet,i like younger men ;)
You: <3
You: lets get crazy?
You: i wanna play a little game, alright?
Stranger: ok
You: i tell you my sex fantasie,and you tell me yours
You: are u in?
Stranger: sure u first
You: i wanna kiss a girl meanwhile someone with a hard cock makes me squeal doggystyle
You: now your time ^^*
Stranger: well i wana fuck 4 girls at once
You: fuck yah!
You: im in, you find the rest and im ready to get pounded wild!
You: <3333
Stranger: so wut size r u
You: a friend shot this in his studio last week, see for yourself.
You: http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/4686/39590830.jpg
Stranger: any more
You: not pro style
You: only on my phone and they suck
Stranger: they cant suck if u r that pretty
You: aww
You: stop it! i dont wanna be pretty, i wanna be fucked.
Stranger: well i cld do that 2
You: fuck y
You: got a pic of u sexy?
You: y like in yah
Stranger: no sorry i jst deleted my myspace 2 much drama
You: ah cmon, some pic you must have
You: i cant get wet if i dont got anything to touch myself to..
Stranger: well i can give u somethin 2 think about
You: is megan fox involved? ;)
Stranger: no somethin else that is a bit harder is involved
You: uhu.. keep telling me..!
Stranger: well u wana no how big
You: yes, i dont care if its a monstercock or a babydick, a cock is a cock
You: but tell me so i know your size
Stranger: hard or soft
You: hard
Stranger: well depends 7 to 9
You: ok
You: thats enough for me to scream in pleasure
You: wanna see a movie that really turns me on?
Stranger: sure
You: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=68e1840a1324e839230d
You: wish that was me
You: on my knees
Stranger: o thts hot
You: u think?
You: wanna do that for me?
Stranger: hld on brb
You: i cant wait forever though.. im getting dry
Stranger: yes i wld
You: and i wanna get wet and a mouthful of cum
Stranger: well i prolly wld fill your mouth
You: i´d love that!
Stranger: well first u wld have 2 work 4 it
You: i wanna get fuck hard doggystyle and spanked till my ass starts shining red! fuck please tell me you will do that? im fingering myself right now
Stranger: i wld do that and more
You: tell me what more?
You: !!
You: ah it feels so good touching myself
You: talk dirty to me
Stranger: well first i wld kiss u slowly and move down 2 your big titties and kiss them slowly
You: mhm yeah keep going
You: wait!
You: getting my dildo brb
Stranger: ok
You: ah fuck yeah im back
Stranger: ok well then i wld move down 2 your [ussy and kiss the inside of your thighs as 2 tease u
You: yes fuck yeah lick my pussy wet
You: and finger my clitoris
You: may i lick at your dickhead meanwhile?
Stranger: then i wld start kissin your pussy
Stranger: yes u can suck it off
You: im sucking my dildo for you atm
You: keep talking dirty!
Stranger: well i wld eat u out i wld lick u dry tell u orgasmed
You: fuck yeah!
You: i cant stand it anymore tell me how you would fuck me wild!
Stranger: well i wld first spread your legs and stik it in real slow
You: ahw yeah
You: im putting my dildo vibrating in my pussy slowly
Stranger: then i wld fuck u harder and harder
You: dude im so wet right now keep going!
Stranger: then i wld make u sit up and u wld get in tthe doggy position
You: fuck me so hard my pussy cant almost take it anymore and spank my ass!
You: ah i gonna cum in a minute
Stranger: i wld fuck u so hard u wld scream and i wld beat that asss
You: fuck yeah! beat it hard
Stranger: i wld then just pull out and let u suck my dick
You: im fucking cuming right now OMG
Stranger: mmmm
You: oh shit
You: o shit
You: !
You: man i fucking squirted !
Stranger: then i wld cum in your mouth
You: fuck yeah make me shoke on your cum
You: i squirted irl omg
Stranger: and force u 2 sallow
You: i wouldnt spit it out i fucking love the taste of cum
Stranger: o
You: i got to tell you something
You: ..
You: you go first
Stranger: wut
You: ok ill say it now
Stranger: ok
You: im a 46 yrs old gay guy from miami dude.. im fucking sorry but i fucking needed to get an orgasm.. im really sorry man :( that picture i took from an online magazine :s
You: you got gay
You: and you wanted pussy i feel horrible
You: sry
Stranger: hey guess wut im a 19/f/ from oregan so haaa
You: sweet wanna fuck?
You: im a 18 yrs old dude from texas
Stranger: and a lesbian at that
Stranger: nope i hate dicks
You: i can lick pussy better than girls
You: trust me
You: ive been in threesomes before
Stranger: nope
You: houston baby
You: get your as here downtown and ill turn you back
You: once you gone black you never go back
Stranger: fuck u u nigger'
You: racist
You: im white irl lol
You: xD
You: u know what? i faked the orgasm irl and i really was a girl from sweden
You: hej då ha det bra din slampa
You: jag är besviken
You: trodde du kunde bättre
Stranger: well i really am a guy
You: o´rly?
You: wanna see a real pic of me instead of the fake one?
Stranger: sure
You: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=374754077&albumID=293682&imageID=8237178
Stranger: and i translated thatt
You: no ill do that later
You: you got owned
Stranger: faggg
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hahaha

Stranger: hey
You: ^^ hey :P
You: from?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: you?
You: Swe ^^ :P
Stranger: asll?
You: 19 female
Stranger: nicee 20 m
You: :P
Stranger: so tell about yourselff
Stranger: nothing else to talk about
You: hehe ok, so what can i tell ??
Stranger: personality and looks is good enough for now ;]
You: i like watching movies :P, works in a pornostore here i sweden :$
Stranger: loll i love movies also
Stranger: and really porno storee?
You: awsome :P yes actually, we sell cloths and so on...
Stranger: interestingg well do you have a picturee of yourself by any chance
You: maybe, but i think that can wait for a while, tell me about yourself!
Stranger: ok thenn
Stranger: well
Stranger: im 6 2 muscular dark brown hair and eyess i work at a sports store
Stranger: heres a pic of me
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/r/2ljojs9/5
You: so you works out a lot?
Stranger: yess
You: nice!^^
You: looks sexxy^^
Stranger: loll thank youu
Stranger: soo could i see a pic of you yet?
You: i dont have any posted on the internet, have no links, have a lot half naked on the computer ^^
Stranger: you could still do something tho
You: yeah, when im bored in the store i often trying some of the cloths^^
You: sometimes i watching some of the pornomovies^^
Stranger: loll whichh oness
You: ohh^^ we have here in sweden a porno producer called, mike beck, i often look at his movies, my favorite is Ridskolan
Stranger: nicee im guessing you have had sex b4?
You: yeah, with my ex boyfriend, but he cheated on me :'( .. so that makes me almost virgin, we had sex 2 times..
Stranger: ouchh that suckss
You: yeah
Stranger: ive had sex b4
Stranger: with my ex also
You: but are you experienced?
Stranger: ohh yess i know what im doing
You: me like men that are dominant
Stranger: pluss i have a 10.25 inch dick that pleases
You: no way! :O
Stranger: thats what my ex said until i pulled down my pantss
You: hehe, i can understand that ^^,
Stranger: so what was your favorite part aboutt sex?
You: i like men that like to lick my pussy
Stranger: loll youd like me then
Stranger: i shove my tongue as far as i can
Stranger: and lick so it hits the g-spot
Stranger: she moaned so much
You: ohhh, me like!!!1
Stranger: what were you good att?
You: i'd like you to lick my pussy, and then fuck my pussy hard! be dominant
You: im good at whatever the man wants from a woman, im real dirty in bed
Stranger: oooh mann you got me really hard and hornyyy
Stranger: loll
You: i like to take cum i my mouth, an facials
Stranger: mann i wish i was in sweden!!!
Stranger: nobody here likes cum on their face
Stranger: or mouth
Stranger: well my ex didnt
You: then she didnt know what sex is al about
Stranger: yea but she liked it when i cummed in her ass
You: i take in ass 2
Stranger: i amm soo hard from this convo loll
Stranger: i wanna be there right now :/
You: me want i 2, i have a shaved wet pussy right now ^^
Stranger: jesus christ you aree perfect
Stranger: breast size?
You: is dubble D enought?
Stranger: ahhhhhh perfect no way! i love it
Stranger: is 10.25 inch cock enough?
You: yeah, im pretty shure about that!
Stranger: could i even fit this in your pussy?
You: im not shure about that, but im wet so it should glide in!
Stranger: ahhh mann i wanna fuck that juicy wet pussy till i take it out and cum in your mouth
You: <3 i would like 2
Stranger: but i want more than some of your wet pussy
You: do you like tittyfuck?, maybe you can bang my ass to?
You: please
Stranger: i love both and i need both right now
Stranger: but my dick would get lost in your double Ds
You: right now im stroking my wet pussy 4 you!
Stranger: ohh man i wish i could do it for you :/
You: i wish you could lick it 4 me <3
Stranger: ohh mann so do i
You: dont be mad at me now, i am lesbian to...
Stranger: i dont care i love 3somes
Stranger: you could bring a girl
You: maybe my sis?
Stranger: really?
You: why not? she is 22 yo
Stranger: im all for it i never said noo id love to dig into her also
Stranger: <3
You: my sis is also working in the store
Stranger: is she as expierenced as youy?
You: not really she has only been with girls, she is virgin.
Stranger: oh well maybe you could teach her on the job ;] ;]
You: maybe! but dont forget me :'(
Stranger: i wont and your perfectness
Stranger: i want to be in you so bad right now
You: im not perfect
Stranger: dont think likee that
Stranger: if nobodies perfect
You: i was in a photo studio last week, would you see one of the pics?
Stranger: wait im lost in my own words
Stranger: yess if you can do it?
You: yeah wait a min
Stranger: okkk
You: http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/4686/39590830.jpg
Stranger: *gets even harder from picturee*
Stranger: you look perfect
You: no way!
You: but thanks anyway!
Stranger: im seriouss dude i have no idea what you are saying loll
Stranger: i need to be in between those tits reall badly right now
You: can you wait a minute, im going to get my vib
Stranger: okk
You: back:P
Stranger: ok thenn loll
You: im real wet right now! needing my vib, im going to stroke my pussy until i squirt
Stranger: noo wait
Stranger: could we cyber so i can masturbate?
Stranger: you know what cybering is rightt?
You: i dont know, im pretty shy with strangers...
Stranger: well comeone we shared so much info alread
Stranger: y
You: true but, i want to masturbate in the livingroom, i have a big plazma tv, and lots of swedish pornomovies, i usually dont do cam..
Stranger: good point, soo well at least tell me what youd do to mee if we were alone
Stranger: in your room ;];]
You: i would tie you up in my bed naked, then turn of the lights, then i should take you big cock in my mouth and suck til you beg me to stop, and when you screaming and begs for mercy i going to sit on your big cock and take a long ride!
Stranger: ohh babby i lovee it go on
Stranger: i got 3 mintues till i have to goo
You: i want you to cum in my face! i want you to take you to the kitchen table and beg you take me hard in my tight ass, and then cum al over my face! <3
You: lot of load
Stranger: oh man that was a huge loadd just for your amazing dirtyy talkin
Stranger: thank youu
Stranger: so could i get a name b4 i go?
You: my name is bella

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Stranger: from?
You: from "smack my hairy ass and call me hassan"
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You: nej
Stranger: nej?
You: nehe.
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