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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i want to say someting to you
You: me too
You: THE GAME
You have disconnected.

Jag och S1gg3 skulle skoja med nån random.

You: Two girls looking for fun!
Stranger: les?
You: yes
Stranger: then you two have fun
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:(

Citat från PORKnBEANS

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A wild Abra appears!
Stranger: A Wild Abra appears!
Stranger: FUCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

^HAHAHAHAH<3

^lol

You: Hello!
Stranger: OH HAI
You: Do you have emocore?
Stranger: I HAVE HARDCORE ASS RAPE FOR YOU
Stranger: FUCKEN EMO GO RIP YOURSELF
You: OMG LOVER
You: <3333333
Stranger: lol wut?
You: IDK
You: Well, this has been lovely
You have disconnected.

You: KABOOM
Stranger: *dies*
You: *yay*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Citat från Waitingforyou

^
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| i lol'd

Stranger: ok, this thing is acting gay, lol, mary if this is still you, msg me on my yahoo my screen name is SlimNSexy32

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hello kitty
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: age?
You: u
You: c
You: k
You: i
You: n
You: g
You: c
You: a
You: t
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Cool beans, you like Sweden? Isn't it all progressive?
You: Wait a sec... did you just say beans?

Citat från PORKnBEANS